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Was watching this live fishtank for hours on Sunday after a particularly stressful weekend. This stingray looked so cool. Went to the wikipedia article for stingrays and pretty much fell apart after browsing different articles for a while.

I don't blame others who have the mental/emotional strength to do what needs to be done to get nutrients but I just can't anymore. It feels like a burden on my soul, and I've felt so much better and less stressed and frentic lately. It's like a load off my mind.

I made a calendar post to signify this. I have no doubts that I'll sustain this lifestyle from here on out. My only regret is that I didn't do this sooner.


You may also say why, in a spoiler beneath the word.

The Flood / What are you doing this Fall?
« on: September 27, 2021, 10:09:24 PM »
Any plans? I'm trying to stay on track with my job and get better at Adobe products. Would be awesome to use this new phone to take some sweet pictures/videos and maybe make some creative content.

What about you?

I have a gf who I live with. We both share an e-gf, which makes this a 3 way relationship.

Anyway our e gf insisted on showing us this anime Berserk. Said it was really personal to her and we'd like it. It started off simple enough, just some medieval fantasy thing. But then it progressed. And I wish I was glued to the screen from the very beginning because holy shit the payoff was so good.

I got to the end of the "Golden Age" arc. And I really want to crawl inside somewhere and die. So many missed opportunities. So much fucking darkness. I've never seen a show like this before. I sincerely feel betrayed, for the first time in a long time. I am so lost and just really beside myself. This shouldn't have happened and please watch this show if you haven't yet.

The scary thing is that everything I hated about this show SO much also scares me about myself. I can't hate any characters when I would be so tempted to do just what they did. It just shines such a dark light onto relationships and misunderstandings and I seriously have never been so lost. Such a goddamn waste. If anyone wants to watch this with me from the beginning I'd be glad to either stream it, or sync-watch it with someone. I kinda just want a hug rn. This show is my new favorite and I really just want to watch it from the start.

The Flood / Hey look at this
« on: August 29, 2021, 09:34:06 AM »

Yeah maybe don’t free Taliban soldiers.

Imprison them in the US. Set up an internment / POW camps just for them; I don’t care if that’s awful. It’s different from the internment camps we used to have for Japanese “spies” because these people are legitimate monsters who need to be held accountable to rule of law.

Bring them here and process them through the criminal justice system, and eventually set them up in the internment camp if they’re stable enough to go there. Don’t fucking free them so they can go and bomb us again or suicide attack.

This is part of what caused the recent airport bombing make no mistake

To be clear, this is 100% on Trump and his decision to pull out of Afghanistan right before his term ended and handed the problem to Biden. But Biden should’ve shown some backbone and struck down this shitty deal as soon as he came into office - so he’s essentially an accomplice

and btw, the Afghan government wasn’t even part of any of this. They had no say lol, the US just dipped out because Trump is a pussy and made a lame ass political move

The Flood / Happy 4th of July!
« on: July 05, 2021, 02:13:47 AM »
No work on Monday is always nice. I had a long 4 day weekend because I took off Friday too!

Been pretty dang hectic on the homefront as I'm sure you can imagine

But seriously how was your july 4

Are you guys ready to live out your glory days in H3 multiplayer? I know I am. I've been playing this game for like a week and a half straight since I got it, whenever I can. It's still so much fun. Come and join me.

Buy Halo: The Master Chief Collection

I play with a PS5 controller hooked up to my gaming laptop, it is awesome. . Don't try to play with a keyboard.

The Flood / When Omni Man calls you his pet
« on: May 17, 2021, 08:39:19 PM »

seriously why didnt she love this

The Flood / Celebrating one year with my bf!
« on: May 13, 2021, 04:35:54 PM »
my chaser boyfriend and I now have one year behind us

be careful who you call unlovable on bungie

How should we celebrate?

The Flood / Azula x Zuko
« on: March 25, 2021, 09:09:09 AM »
Katara wore a friendly smile as she strolled along through a lively market at the center of a small village located somewhere in the western region of the Earth Kingdom.

"Let's see what they wanted again." Katara said to herself, pulling out a list written by Sokka which contained a single item. "Meat.

The waterbender let out a slightly amused sigh before crumbling the parchment and tossing it over her shoulder. "I swear, one day Sokka is going to turn into a-"

Katara quieted herself upon seeing a strange and somewhat angry looking man watching her through the market stalls, upon realizing he'd been spotted the man immediately pretended to browse the nearest stall, one which sold various glass trinkets and other such nonsense. Somewhat ignoring the man, Katara continued walking only for her to notice the gaze of yet another man upon her. Looking back at the first man she found him along with two others walking in her general direction, though with the relatively crowded streets she couldn't be sure they were approaching her or not. Regardless, Katara felt it may have been best to wander off to a separate part of the market.

With her boots kicking up bits of dust from the dry ground with every step, Katara casually but quickly walked towards a small opening between two buildings. Upon entering she let out a relief filled sigh, however her moment of peace barely latest a second as another man appeared before her, blocking her path.

"Goin somewhere?" The rather threatening man demanded.

"Yea, she's going with us." A weaselly voice said from behind, Katara turned to find the men from the market standing before her. "Straight to the Fire Nation."

"Fire Nation soldiers?" Katara gasped to herself, not bothering to hear another word from her would be kidnappers she immediately took a fighting stance, with several quick hand and feet motions water erupted from the small vial on her hip which she whipped directly between the lone mans legs. The man unsurprisingly let out a high pitched squeal as he dropped to his knees, leaving a opening for the waterbender to make a escape. "I'm not going anywhere with you creeps!"

Breaking into a sprint, Katara effortlessly shot several bits of water backwards at the other men. Flying mid air, the water quickly froze into ice chucks which slammed into the fire nation men sending them to the ground in pain. Letting out a quick chuckle Katara continued running, the small town almost immediately ended leaving her running through the arid dry lands surrounding it. Katara had barely ran for a minute before she was already breathing hard, she slowed her pace to a walk and surveyed her surroundings. With the town in the distance behind her she found only the dry sandy ground, dead shrubs, a blisteringly hot sun and clusters of mostly dead looking pine trees surrounding her.

"What was that about? Were they looking for Aang?" Katara asked herself, she stopped to catch her breath but was immediately shaken by a ear piercingly loud boom followed by a sudden pain on her back worse than anything she'd ever imagined , she was struck with enough force to send her body flying to the ground where she laid motionless aside from the occasional twitch as thousands of volts of electricity coursed through her body.

"Well well, what do we have here? One of the Avatars little friends, Katara at that. My, what a delicious turn of events." The waterbender, even as she twitched and writhed on her stomach, immediately recognized the voice speaking to her in such a taunting manner.

Soon Katara found herself staring at a pair of black and red boots, made of expensive leather, standing before her.

"Azula..? How did yo-" Katara spoke weakly, she began to move slightly but came to a stop as the left boot kicked/shoved its way past her teeth and into her mouth producing a pained groan from the girl.

"Silence you filthy peasant." Azula demanded, she couldn't help but pause for a moment to enjoy the sight of Katara sprawled out in the dirt with her boot inside her mouth. "Move again and you'll get a lighting bolt straight to that empty head of yours, understand?"

Several seconds passed in silence without Katara moving a muscle, as much as she hated to admit it, she stood no chance of defeating Azula in such a position. So she remained unmoving with roughly a eighth of the Fire Nation princesses boot in her mouth, the leather felt foul against the interior sides of her mouth but worst of all Azulas boot sole rested firmly on the waterbenders tongue, forcing her to taste the dry leather along with the dirt and sand that had been clinging to it.

"I imagine you're wondering what I plan on doing with you next? Will I torture you until you reveal the location of the Avatar? Of course." Azula spoke with a tinge of joy in her otherwise cruel voice. "Will it be painful? Most definitely."

As Katara continued tasting the sand and dirt covered boot sole of this sadistic princess she couldn't help bit feel slightly afraid, considering she was all alone and had already been relatively thoroughly beaten. Several more seconds passed as the foul boot sole continued to stain her mouth with its horrid flavors before something both welcomed and unexpected happened. The boot lodged inside her mouth was slowly pulled out, leaving a embarrassing amount of saliva clinging to it.

"W-what are you going t-" Katara tried to sound unafraid and mostly succeeded until she felt a force slam down atop her head, instantly she found her face crashing down into the dirt as Azula stomped her boot down with enough pressure to shatter granite.

"I don't recall telling you were allowed to speak,worm." Azula practically yelled, clearly enjoying herself pressed all of her weight down as she if she wanted to crush the waterbenders skull beneath her boot. "And to answer your question, I'm desperately in need of a new offical foot slave after the last girl hung herself. You should thank me, there's no higher honor for a peasant like yourself than to worship my feet."

By this point Katara probably wouldn't be able to speak even if she tried due to her nose,mouth and the rest of her face being crushed under Azulas boot with so much force she would probably leave a face imprint in the dirt. However if she could speak (without being tortured) she would most definitely decline Azulas job proposal.

"Speaking of foot slaves, we've been looking for you fools for weeks." Azula said, grinding her boot heel into Kataras head as if it were her fault. "Weeks of running across the Earth Kingdom has left little time for foot I think it's time we she just how good of a foot licker you are. And as a bonus, I'll even allow you to swallow the gunk from between my toes."

Katara felt a great deal of relief as the Fire Nation princess removed her boot from the back of her head, allowing Katara to lift her face just slightly off the ground where a somewhat visible imprint of her face had been left in the dirt. With the back of her skull aching the waterbender was met with a demoralizing sight just inches from her, Azula took several steps back before slipping a rather long and slender foot from it's boot. Before Azula had even set her foot upon the dirt and sand covered ground Kataras nose wrinkled in disgust as a foul odor filled the air.

"As I said, chasing you lowlifes across the continent has left little time for me to pamper my feet." Azula said, enjoying the disgusted look on her new slaves face she slowly slipped off the remaining boot. Standing flatfooted on the ground Azula wiggled her toes slightly with content. "Mmm, I've had those boots on for at least a week, your tongue will fee-"

The foul foot stench was so unbearably bad Katara acted without much thought or planning, she jumped to her feet and pushed past the Fire princess, nearly knocking her over in the process. The waterbender hadn't gone a meter before she felt a slender yet powerful hand grab her shoulder, instantly she heard the crackle of thunder as Azula seemingly channeled all of her energy to her hand. Katara let out a scream so loud and filled with agony as electricity coursed through her that the Southern Water Tribe could probably hear. The unfortunate girl managed to stay standing for roughly a tenth of a second before dropping to her knees, Azulas hand had been removed but still Kataras body twitched and jerked slightly as she sat on her knees in a daze with little white dots filling her vision.

"That had to have been the most pathetic excuse for a escape attempt I have ever seen." Azula with a almost disappointed shrug as she positioned herself in front of Katara. "Now if you're done resisting, the real fun can begin."

Still on her knees in a daze Katara didn't bother to move, not that she'd be able to anyways, as Azula leaned back slightly preparing to deliver a devastating kick to the helpless water bender before her. Azula moved with incredible speed, soon Kataras vison was filled with the sight of Azulas sole as well as the bits of sand and dirt that clung to her clearly sweaty skin, just as the foots horrible salty stench hit her nose Katara felt the Fire Nation Princesses heel smash directly into her lips sending her straight to the ground where she landed on her back with a thud as well as a cloud of dust.

Katara laid there, writhing slightly in pain and groaning with the metallic taste of blood in her mouth thanks to Azulas brutal kick. Before the dust cloud had even dispersed Katara had the air forced from her lungs as Azula jumped onto her stomach, grinding her teeth in pain Katra found Azula looking down at her with a unbearably smug grin. At the sadistic princesses mercy Katara didn't resist as she felt Azulas left foot slowly drag along her stomach and chest before finally coming to a halt on her left cheek, immediately Katara cringed at the foul textures she encountered. Azulas foot sweat felt warm and sticky against her skin while the bits of sand and dirt felt gross and rough.

"That's a good girl, just lay there and accept your fate." Azula said in a almost friendly tone as she began to rub her filth covered sole into Kataras cheek. "Now, will you be a obedient slave? Or will I have to punish you for 'trying' to escape?"

A shiver of disgust traveled down Kataras back as Azulas gross foot smeared sweat,sand and dirt on her cheek. While considering how to answer the Fire Nation princesses question the revolting stench of Azulas foot floated into Kataras nostrils bringing along various odors such as salt, moldy cheese and sour boot leather as well as a distinctly bitter earthy scent thanks to the sand and dirt. After several more seconds of both feeling and smelling the disgustingness of Azulas left foot Katara came to a decision; she'd rather die than serve as a foot slave to the Fire Nation princess.

Katara turned her gaze to the sadist standing atop her with determination in her eyes, with Azulas foot still rubbing against her cheek Katara opened her mouth to give some defiant speech but instead of words coming out she found a foot covered in sweat,sand and dirt coming in. A muffled gag erupted from Katara as Azulas foot simply slipped past her open lips, in a instant the waterbenders mouth was so completely filled by the foot her cheeks bulged out slightly.

"No need to answer that question, slave, it's clear what you were going to say." Azula said, very intently watching as Katara writhed beneath her,  clawing at the ground in pain without the slightest bit of resistance. "Besides, I planned on punishing you regardless. Now.. let's see how deep my foot can travel down that disgusting peasant throat of yours."

Katara, with almost every millimeter of her mouth filled with a foul Fire Nation princess foot, begged 'please no' but instead only a series embarrassing garbled noises came out. Several humiliating seconds passed before things grew even worse as Azula leaned forward on her left leg, Katara felt the princesses foot slowly and painfully begin to slide deeper and deeper into her mouth. Several muffled gags could be heard as Katara felt five slender sweaty toes beginning to poke at the back of her throat. With every passing second Katara felt her mouth stretching wider and wider as Azulas foot easily traveled deeper, thanks to the sweat, muddy dirt and Kataras own saliva making the Fire Benders foot wet and slippery. 

"Enjoying yourself, slave?" Azula asked with a chuckle, wiggling her toes slightly. "I hope so, because after we capture and execute your little friends you'll have the honor of gagging on my feet every day for the rest of your life!"

Motivated by either the pain of having a foot shoved down her throat or the thought of spending the rest of her life beneath Azulas foul smelling feet Katara raised her arms with a glint of rebellion in her eyes. Gagging loudly several times, she wrapped her hands around Azulas ankle and began to pull. Using all of her strength Katara desperately tried to remove the foot currently lodged deep within her mouth, however all she managed to achieve was making Azula chuckle slightly at her incredibly ineffective escape attempt.

"As entertaining as it is to watch you struggle in vain to escape, I am growing tired of this insubordination slave." Azula said, her voice growing slightly annoyed. "I will warn you, only around a third or so people I've done this to have survived."

Though confused by the sadistic princesses last statement, Katara mind was quickly distracted as Azula somehow managed to shove her foot even deeper. Katara coughed loudly as she felt Azulas toes wiggling around deep within her throat, this was followed by a terribly uncomfortable tickling sensation as several droplets of the fire benders foul foot sweat slipped from her toes and slid down Kataras throat. Regardless Katara kept her hands firmly placed on Azulas ankle, still believing she had a chance of escaping from beneath the foul feet.

"Don't die slave." Azula said with a cruel grin as she began to wave her hands slowly. "That's a order."

The Fire Nation princess had barely finished speaking before she lightning formed in her hands, after making several quick gestures the lightning traveled at an incredible speed from Azulas hands up her arms, to her chest down her leg and finally directly into Kataras painfully wide open mouth. Immediately Katara felt her body become rigid as electricity was fired directly inside her by Azulas slender sweaty foot, the unfortunate waterbender desperately wanted to scream out in agony but could only awkwardly gurgle as she felt Azulas left foot begin to twist and turn inside her as she thousands of volts of electricity surged through her body. The pain was so unbearably excruciating Katara began to wish for death, the foot shoved halfway down her throat also did not help, by this point she'd even be willing to give up the location of her friends just to make the pain stop.

"Hmm, looks like you're still alive, that's promising." Azula said with amusement.

After ten or so seconds of being used as a human lightning rod, the electricity finally stopped leaving Katara laying there with the tiniest bit of smoke escaping her mouth and probably third-degree burns inside her throat. Slowly her hands released her owners ankles and her arms flopped to the ground. To both Katara and Azulas surprise, Katara began moving her tongue. It was pinned so hard beneath the firebenders sole she it took a great deal of effort to move even slightly but regardless Katara began to 'lick' the princesses sole in hope that she would be merciful.

"Mmm, yes, sweet submission." Azula taunted as she felt her slaves tongue writhing beneath her sweaty sole. "You know, when I torture someone it usually takes about a hour or so for them to completely break. You took five minutes,  I sincerely hope the rest of the Sourhern Water Tribe isn't as pathetic as you."

Katara closed her eyes, she may have been humiliated and in more pain than she ever thought possible but she was relieved that all she had to do now was gag on a foot and lick it while being continuously insulted. The Fire Nation princesses foot tasted beyond foul, as if she had lived in a swamp her entire life and the stench was equally as unbearable, the salty bitter aroma filled the air thickly Katara was surprised she and Azula and everyone in the nearby village hadn't passed out yet.

"Oh, what's this?" Azula asked, Katara opened her eyes just in time to see the fire bender bend down slightly and pluck her watervial from her belt. "A little bit of water, out here in this dry hell hole?"

Katara watched helplessly as Azula uncorked the vial and, with a sinister smile, poured its contents out onto the sand and dirt covered ground beside them forming a small puddle of mud. Watching as Azula carelessly tossed the vial aside, Katara was surprised to find the foot lodged inside her throat being slowly pulled out until it hovered several inches above her face with a string of her saliva still dangling from the princesses sole. Not a second passed before the same foot stomped back down onto her face where it stayed firmly planted for a moment or so before Azula began to smear it around, covering Kataras face in a thick slimy layer of saliva and foot sweat with bits of sand.

"You're face feels so soothing under my foot, I think after many, many hours of intense training and torture you may have what it takes to become a somewhat competent foot slave." Azula said, making sure she covered every inch of Kataras face before removing her foot. Looking down she was more than satisfied with what she saw, her slave meekly avoiding eye contact. "Now then, let's begin those many, many hours of intense training and torture."

With that Katara suddenly felt the weight of Azulas body being lifted as the princess hopped and landed with both feet in the small puddle of mud, spattering several specks onto the waterbenders face. Her body still stiff, Katara weakly turned her head to find Azulas feet stomping around in the mud. The dark brown puddle of sandy muck stuck to the princesses feet like glue, barely three seconds had passed and already a thick layer had already begun to cling to Azulas soles as well as the sides and tops of her feet.

"Doesn't that look appetizing? You'll have the honor of licking every bit of it off my perfect feet." Azula announced with a sinister look, standing with both feet flat on the ground she began to wiggle and spread her toes making sure every inch of her feet were covered. "By the time your finished you'll be the worlds first Mud Bender, you should be thanking me."

"Do I...have to swallow it?" Katara asked meekly, her throat aching terribly.

"Every last drop of sweat infused mud." Azula stated as if it were obvious, she observed her surroundings for a moment before stepping out of the puddle and walking off, to Kataras dismay a thick layer of sand clung to both of the princesses soles after the first few steps, she felt queasy already. "Crawl behind me, foot girl."

Doing as her Master instructed Katara weakly got to her hands and knees and crawled, her arms shaking slightly and her joints stiff thanks to the multiple times she'd been electrocuted. She followed Azula past several dead shrubs and bushes, the suns blistering heat beating down upon her the entire time. Finally after several meters Katara came to a halt as Azula sat upon a large stone, the waterbender got to her knees and was immediately met with a incredibly foul sight along with several equally terrible odors as Azula lifted her feet several inches from Kataras face.

"Alright foot slut, you can start with the right one. Let's see you do one nice, long lick from my heel to my toes." Azula ordered with a wiggle of her toes, so much mud, sweat and sand clung to Azulas feet that upon wiggling her toes a large amount simply fell to the ground though her feet remained covered in a thick layer of the filth. "Oh, and smile, you are serving a princess after all."

Katara gulped nervously, she stared at the two feet before her. She was almost afraid to even be near them, the stench alone was enough to make her eyes water with how foul it was. Regardless she lifted her arms and grabbed Azulas ankles, which were also slightly covered with bits of mud, forcing a smile Katara stared into the mud and sand covered sole to avoid Azulas demeaning gaze. Awkwardly keeping her smile she opened her mouth and leaned in, with single tear running down her cheek her tongue made contact with the thin layer of sand and the thick layer of mud clinging to Azula heel. Katara coughed at the foul taste and even worse texture, forcing herself to continue she pressed her tongue down and cringed with disgust as it sunk about half a inch or so into the muck before finally making contact with Azulas sweaty heel. After a moment of hesitation Katara began to drag her tongue upwards leaving a incredibly clear line in the muck as her tongue traveled upwards, with every millimeter her tongue went more and more of the foul mixture built up.

Katara wasn't sure what the worst part was, the incredibly foul salty stench that almost hurt to breathe, the feeling of Azulas warm sweaty skin mixed with the cold goopy muck she was licking off, or the taste of it all. It took roughly nine seconds for Katara to drag her tongue from Azulas sweaty heel to her slender toes, she paused for a moment and went cross-eyed to observe her tongue. A thick clump of Azulas sweat mixed with the mud and sand sat there on her tongue, there was so much of the filth it began to slowly flow off her tongue and onto her lap.

"Swallow it." Azula ordered, her tone was serious despite the grin on her lips.

Once again Katara hesitated for a moment, she fully intended to do as her new owner commanded but she was still visibly not happy about it. She closed her eyes and reluctantly pulled her tongue back into her mouth, she closed her lips and nearly vomited several times over three or so seconds.

"Swallow it. Now." Azula demanded, with her eyes closed Katara didn't see the Fire benders left foot coming toward her face.

The shock of being suddenly kicked in the face was enough to force Katara to swallow hard, as the inhumanely repulsive mixture of sand,sweat and mud slowly slid down her throat Katara gagged and coughed several times, still able to very clearly taste the foul muck she began to feel queasy, breathing in Azulas terrible salt and mud scented feet didn't help.

Her eyes suddenly opened wide, in that instant Katara felt the lump of filth she had just been forced to swallow coming back up. She lunged to the right, landing on her hands and knees she vomited at the base of a shrub. Somehow it tasted even worse coming back up.

"Vomiting already?" Katara heard Azulas voice ask in a eerie tone as she heaved up more muck, she felt a hand on her ankle just before being suddenly pulled backwards, this was followed by a sudden sharp pain in her side as Azula kicked her sending Katara to her back. "As amusing as that was, I told you to swallow. Not vomit."

"B-but..I'm sorry maste-" Katara began to plead but was silenced as Azulas left foot slammed down onto her throat, completely preventing her from breathing. Slightly tempted to resist Katara remained unmoving, knowing she would only make things worse.

"Open your mouth." Azula ordered, she chuckled slightly as her slave immediately did so, she lifted her foot from Kataras throat and dangled it above Kataras wide open mouth.  "If you can't lick everything off my feet then I suppose I'll just have to shove my feet inside you and do it myself."

In a instant Katara found her mouth filled once again with Azulas left foot, she clenched her fists as she did nothing to stop the sadistic princess from shoving her foot deeper. Within seconds she felt Azulas toes poking at the back of her throat as clumps of sand and mud slipped from the foot and slowly slid down her throat. Azula only laughed cruelly as she watched her slave suffer, she began to twist her foot around slowly making sure she coated every millimeter of Kataras mouth in mud, thoroughly enjoying every passing second.

"Your mouth feels so nice, I'm sure you're just as pleased as I am that this is how you'll be spending the rest of your miserable life." Azula said at bits of mud began to spew out from the corners of Kataras mouth.


"WHAT?" Azula practically screamed, she turned slightly to find one of her men standing behind her, Katara, even as bits of the mud coming from her mouth got into her eyes recognized the man from earlier.

"We followed the Avatars flying bison to their camp, we captured them all without incident."

"Oh? Excellent!" Azula said with satisfaction, she looked down at her slave and made eye contact. "Execute them all immediately. Except the blind one, bring her to me. She will join her friend at my feet."

"Yes ma'am." The soldier said with a salute before leaving.

"Well well well, it looks like I've won Katara. Your friends are all going to die, the Avatar has failed. You've failed." Azula said with a almost intimidating grin. "Now be a good foot whore and worship my foot until it shines."

Several muddy tear began to stream down Kataras face as the realization that she truly had failed dawned upon her, soon there would be no one to resist the Fire Nation, soon the entire world would serve Azula and the Fire Lord and it was painfully obvious that it was all her fault.

That thought in mind Katara began to lick away at the mud,sweat and sand clinging to the foul foot lodged inside her throat. This was her life now, and she knew there was nothing she could do but submit

They've been advertising this $3.14 pizza on pi day at 7/11, I go in there to claim it and the girl said she had no clue what I meant

this is false advertising. I politely told her it was nbd of course, but in my mind I was kinda ticked. Why advertise a pizza for a cool pi die price, get people all hyped up, just to ruin all of that ? they even said it on their window but I didn't want to make a scene

very upset with myself for this missed opportunity. I might try a different 7/11 but w/e

how has your pi day been?

The Flood / join my group sociopaths united
« on: March 06, 2021, 06:30:35 PM »
no prudes allowed

The Flood / I work at a call center now
« on: February 18, 2021, 06:02:06 AM »
pretty impressive huh? Be careful of who you make fun of on

Thank you based Trump

The Flood / It's still 2020 btw
« on: December 31, 2020, 11:24:44 PM »
In the Hilda universe it's still 2020

The Flood / The merchants haggling over fish remind me I have what I wish
« on: December 30, 2020, 07:52:19 AM »
I'm grateful for this castle
And for everything we've got
Especially my family
We've all been through a lot
I know how fragile things can be
If I lost them, I'd lose me

They're my ocean, they're my shore
I wanna give them more
They're my home
My home
Bless this happiness we found
Bless this good and solid ground
Our home
Our home

Great song. IDC if you don't like Frozen or Disney, you have to admit these lyrics make you feel something

The Flood / "Your Honor" - new show with Bryan Cranston (it's SO good!)
« on: December 13, 2020, 09:35:00 AM »

Bryan Cranston stars as a New Orleans judge who is forced to confront his own deepest convictions when his son is involved in a hit and run that embroils an organized crime family. As a storm of vengeance, lies and deceit threatens to engulf the entire city, Michael Desiato faces a series of increasingly impossible choices and discovers just how far an honest man will go to save his son’s life.

This show is amazing. It differentiates itself from Breaking Bad because Michael is actually a good person. You can empathize with him and relate to him. And he's not some criminal mastermind, either - his slip-ups are realistic and make sense. The tone of the show is super grimdark which I'm not a fan of (could use some comic relief) but other than that I'm seeing no flaws. Only two episodes are out - I highly suggest you watch it!



I truly am blessed and I know it. I'm in this amazing family now. Why can't you all be proud of me?

not everyone is as crystal clean as you guys

The Flood / Yeah I had a dog then we moved to Florida to escape our stepdad
« on: December 06, 2020, 04:57:10 AM »
He says hr took him to a no kill animal shelter but my dog is probably dead


this is him as a puppy

like whatever, it ended up working out for me (I met a guy in Florida) but what about the casualties

The Flood / Trump is attempting a coup. What do we do?
« on: November 22, 2020, 09:24:31 PM »

But it’s time now for all the laughter to die in outrage. Because we need to state in the clearest and most unambiguous terms what is happening in America in November 2020: The president of the United States is using the power of his office to try to overturn, by any means necessary, the fair and democratic election that will remove him from office. In a nation that stakes its claim to “exceptionalism” on 44 peaceful transfers of power (despite one that wasn’t) over 231 years, its current leader is attempting a coup.

It’s not a joke. It’s a crime. And there ought to be consequences — for Trump and his enablers, and to ensure this never happens again.

The president, the Republican Party, and some of its key elected officials crossed a line last week when they went from frivolous courtroom challenges and insistent recount demands — annoying and antidemocratic, but legal — to demanding that election canvassers and state legislatures ignore legal vote counts, untainted by any evidence of fraud, and simply award unearned electors to Trump.

Don't move this to Serious. It's not a political issue, it's a crisis that's unprecedented in the history of our country. The last thing anything of this magnitude happened was the Civil War. We're living in crazy fucking history, this is bigger of a crisis than 9/11. We've faced foreign threats many times - this is a murky, internal one.

It would be the easiest thing for a government official to just swing by and give me a dose

I'm only one person it shouldn't be too hard

But in all seriousness this is pretty cool

Hopefully this means corona is a three year event and not a 50 year one


I'm seeking $40k for a 10% equity share of my company

The Flood / Who here will toll the warning bell
« on: November 08, 2020, 02:21:44 PM »
and who will be the disturbed

The Flood / Biden just won! We did it boys!
« on: November 07, 2020, 10:33:39 AM »
Can't wait to see the Trumpos cry

The Flood / now everyone is all into Azula wtf
« on: November 05, 2020, 10:00:03 AM »

literal back to back Azula posts on my Facebook wall

I liked her first! you guys can vouch for me right?

The Flood / I'm starting a single-camera sitcom based on my life
« on: November 04, 2020, 09:06:41 AM »
Really excited! The premise / pitch for episode 1 is below.

After enjoying her retirement in Florida, carving wood, enjoying the white sand beaches, and dancing to old disco, Cassidy Shaw (Carmen Guzynski) gets a call from her nephew Benny in Los Angeles asking for help with his two kids and running his motorcycle/flower shop. With his business failing, his kids growing up without enough attention, and on the brink of losing his patience with the cast of characters he has working in the shop, Benny is going to need all the help he can get from no-nonsense Aunt Cassidy.

When Benny picks up his aunt at LAX in a motorcycle with a sidecar laden with flowers and no room for her luggage, Cassidy knows that she will be in for quite the adventure and challenge. With her unique personality and business acumen that she has acquired over decades, Cassidy is sure to clash once or twice with the wild personalities that Benny has working in the shop. With her boyfriend and soon-to-be fiancé completely in the dark, Cassidy must take swift action to make sure that not only her nephew comes out on top, but that she is able to maintain some semblance of her previously comfortable lifestyle moving forward.

Right now we're still in the crowdfunding stage, but we've also pitched the idea to a few networks. Still waiting on responses but I have high hopes!

PM me for the kickstarter link if you want in on this. The $5,000 tier let's you get an executive producer credit on the show!

The Flood / Azula says vote for Biden
« on: November 03, 2020, 05:44:30 PM »

Please don't make her mad! She was a memer who voted for Trump in 2016 but now the joke is over

The Flood / Halloween!
« on: October 31, 2020, 11:09:39 AM »

Second best holiday of them all! Who's excited and what are you doing tonight?

Honestly they should just cancel trick and treating - make this year the Halloween for classy private parties and such

still embarassed though

what big steps have you taken to further your life lately (even if they were hard to do)?

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