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12991
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:01:45 PM »
Because you have to be in the no life circle jerk gang
12992
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:36:55 AM »
Lately I have to say, I wouldn't mind having sex with a guy
The role plays that I've been involved with have given me major boners man
But sex with boys is all I see myself enjoying
I find no pleasure in the thought of starting a relationship with one so...
12993
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:41:53 AM »
I was hoping for a better punchline
Not a joke
12994
« on: January 18, 2015, 09:39:09 AM »
You might just need it
12995
« on: January 17, 2015, 07:22:51 PM »
But everybody calls me Giorgio
12996
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:54:27 PM »
inb4lock
12997
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:05:24 PM »
Seeing you sad
Come here and give me a hug
12998
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:36:55 PM »
The edgiest music I've ever heard
12999
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
*presses F*
13000
« on: January 17, 2015, 03:19:34 PM »
Ingy stepped out of the helicopter into the freezing cold of the blizzard, his trench coat flapping against the wind. He used his hand to secure his well worn leather hat to his head. He watched the helicopter fly away before turning towards the concrete structure in the snow.
"Why am I always getting hired by the wackos?" he sighed as he moved toward the structure in long strides.
Ingy had the appearance of an old man. He was calm, still, and very fluid in his motions. His face was rough and riddled with the marks that the past left on him. He was tall and not too bulky but he could perform the best in any situations. Maybe that was why he kept getting the weird jobs.
He was now in front of the solid concrete building. It contained no markings and blended in well with its surroundings. Ingy hit different parts of the concrete with his fist and stepped back. After a few moments, the doors opened and he entered. He stood in an elevator and presses the one button on the wall. He began moving down, further down, and further down...
--
"Would you like a coffee?" asked an automated female voice
"No thanks, Scarlett"
No cup of steaming hot coffee awaited Ingy anyways as he approached his desk. He smiled. A rare action for his facial muscles to perform.
"You know me best, Scar."
"Of course I do. You made me."
After gaining fame in the underground contracting business, Ingy gained enough money to make what he considered the closest thing to home he ever had. A large underground bunker located in the middle of nowhere, Antarctica. He looked at the vast arsenals of weapons, vehicles, and top of the line technology that filled his bunker with pride. Ingy put it all there himself. No one knew where he was. Even the helicopter that flew him there was automated, manned by Scarlett, his AI assistant. It costed him millions of dollars but he was practically pissing money with the jobs he undertook. He wanted something more.
The truth.
His past was shrouded in mystery and he needed to find out what was there. This new job provided that opportunity. Ingy was reluctant to believe his employer but she had such a way with words and he thought to himself, why not? He wasn't getting anywhere by himself. He pondered what gear would be best for the job as he stared at pictures and biographies on the big screen.
"Damn, whoever she is, she has extensive information on these guys. Well Scar, who should we go after first? We got a bunch of fuckfaces including BSAA agents, mobsters from Nevada, a goddamn alien?. Well, this is going to be fun."
13001
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:19:22 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?
What type of circlejerk?
Sep7agon brand buokkake, with Tru in the center, of course.
*starts stroking dick, eyeing you hungrily*
13002
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:16:35 PM »
Anyone up for a circlejerk to kill time?
What type of circlejerk?
13003
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:11:50 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
I remember you.
What was the best event in Flood History?
Whatever you think it to be
Answer the question.
I did
No you didn't.
*you are cast into the Pit of Eternal Peril*
*slays you*
No u
*licks you*
13004
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:09:36 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
I remember you.
What was the best event in Flood History?
Whatever you think it to be
Answer the question.
I did
No you didn't.
*you are cast into the Pit of Eternal Peril*
*slays you*
13005
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:08:33 PM »
Red, yellow, and other bright colors are like sharp sounds
Blue, purple, and other dull colors are like deep sounds
13006
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:07:12 PM »
mfw I still don't understand this Trust system
13007
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:05:10 PM »
Look towards the future, not the past
I look forwards to hearing about more terrorist bombings in the news in the future.
I look forward to the cure of cancer
13008
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:04:42 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
I remember you.
What was the best event in Flood History?
Whatever you think it to be
Answer the question.
I did
13009
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:01:47 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
I remember you.
What was the best event in Flood History?
Whatever you think it to be
13010
« on: January 17, 2015, 02:01:08 PM »
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13011
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:55:07 PM »
Look towards the future, not the past
13012
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:54:06 PM »
I am IngloriousWho98 and I seek peace
13013
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:52:43 PM »
Hue
13014
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:45:10 PM »
13015
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:43:41 PM »
13016
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:43:20 PM »
13017
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:43:04 PM »
13018
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:42:16 PM »
13019
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:41:54 PM »
13020
« on: January 17, 2015, 01:39:36 PM »
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