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The Flood / Re: itt: we post the most based human beings
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:04:48 PM »

If I pull this dish off, will you fry?

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You're asking questions about a culture that think it's acceptable to openly release their rancid bowels in public streets. It's pretty self explanatory.

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The Flood / Re: So I watched The Walking Dad
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:32:15 AM »
I think at one point they suggest that the virus reduces cognitive functions to a purely primordial and instinctual state, i.e. consuming food to survive.

The point of the show isn't about how and why the zombies operate though. It's how the characters operate in that kind of world.

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The Flood / Re: Does Guardians of the Galaxy count as capeshit?
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:28:23 AM »
for years, the single fucking thing that you fucking nerds want is a big budget hollywood production of a classic comic book series. now, you fuckwits have much more than you could have ever hoped for, with like 4 new releases a year, and instead of being happy, you find more petty bullshit to complain about. fuck all of you.
Yeah, we got it in 2000 with X-Men.

It can stop now.

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The Flood / Re: I'm gonna say it, Gen Y (Millennials) are stupid
« on: February 13, 2017, 02:23:02 AM »
The 90's were so much better

The 80's were so much better

The 70's were so much better

The 60's were so much better

The 50's were so much better

The 40's were so much better

The 30's were so much better

The 20's were so much better

The 10's were so much better

I don't think anyone would say the 20's and 30's were all that great. From around '29 till 34 or so, life really sucked.
Life pretty much sucked pre 60s where you had a 50/50 chance of being gimped by polio or drafted into war only to be shot by a gook/kraut.

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Gaming / Re: For Honor Beta
« on: February 12, 2017, 06:55:47 PM »
knights won the faction war

deus motherfucking vult

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Gaming / Re: For Honor Beta
« on: February 12, 2017, 03:24:13 PM »
Actually forget what I said about the conquerors, peaceshitters are now my new hated class.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: February 12, 2017, 01:22:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Brits, what do you call these?
« on: February 12, 2017, 01:06:07 PM »
We will not recognise the filthy colonist sub speak until you call crumpets crumpets.

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Gaming / Re: For Honor Beta
« on: February 11, 2017, 11:43:07 AM »
Is it just me or is the conqueror stupidly overpowered?

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The Flood / I might end up selling this flight plan
« on: February 09, 2017, 08:12:36 PM »
Its not set with the agency, but it can happen. Whoever takes this flight plan would also mean that BANE? won't be able to crash this plane any more. Of course I'll be removing the big guys from this flight plan before it gets bought. If that ever does happen.

"Why not shoot someone before throwing him out of a plane?"

1. For you

2. I get nothing out of it for being a small guy, harassed and ridiculed for who I am and no longer valued as someone in charge here.

It takes two to crash a plane. Me, my men, and Dr Pavel here. I can't crash it alone.

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The Flood / Re: Only god tier movie intros allowed in this bread
« on: February 08, 2017, 03:56:00 PM »
YouTube

Can't think of a better opening to a movie that I've seen.
just don't go busting my balls batts

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: February 08, 2017, 03:40:23 PM »
YouTube

a shotgun is a good substitute for mouthwash

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The Flood / Re: Only god tier movie intros allowed in this bread
« on: February 08, 2017, 03:38:45 PM »
Go to sleep Mordo, you're drunk.
ya wantun a square go like

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The Flood / Only god tier movie intros allowed in this bread
« on: February 08, 2017, 03:33:17 PM »
YouTube

nae way wud ah poison ma bodeh wi aw that shite

aw they fuckin kemikuls

no fuckin whey

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The Flood / Re: Going to Germany soon - what do
« on: February 07, 2017, 05:11:23 PM »
Ask them why they're so hell-bent on the destruction of Europe.

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Serious / Re: Has Bungie finally done something worthwhile after Halo?
« on: February 07, 2017, 03:46:05 AM »
They're most likely doing it because it affects their business, not because they're morally opposed to it.

If anyone thinks that all these corporations are doing this out of the bottom of their hearts then I'm not sure what to say.

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The Flood / Re: Watching The Witch
« on: February 04, 2017, 12:58:49 AM »
Kino horror

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The Flood / Scenes that fucked you up psychologically as a kid
« on: February 03, 2017, 12:17:40 PM »
YouTube

For those that aren't bongs there's this show called Torchwood which is basically an adult spin off of Doctor Who. Most of the episodes are really fucking lame and cheesy but some of the subject matter really fucked with me when I was young, particularly this episode, involving an alien drug addict that uses children as an opiate and prolongs their lives indefinitely in a weird vegetative state. Needless to say, the whole concept of being used as a drug hit for eternity by a slime monster was nightmare fuel to me for several years.

Also, this gets a (dis) honourable mention:
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: sexy things to say in bed
« on: February 03, 2017, 08:19:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: sexy things to say in bed
« on: February 02, 2017, 08:41:03 PM »
"penis machine broke"

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Serious / Re: #MiloAtCali canceled - Violent Rioting
« on: February 02, 2017, 07:34:24 PM »
this reminds me of the time when i said nazis had the right to say "haha jews and white power" and it made me a white nationalist. oh boy, love the tolerant left.
Going around promoting one race while putting down another shouldn't be something allowed. Hate speech is bad, yo.
Promoting any kind of racial supremacy in places of academia or public spheres shouldn't be allowed, but the proponents should be, at the very least, not subject to criminalisation or violence.

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Serious / Re: #MiloAtCali canceled - Violent Rioting
« on: February 02, 2017, 07:15:42 PM »
DUDE BLACK COCKS LMAO

Protests were autismal but there's nothing to really be gained from a Milo ((event)) intellectually. He just spouts the same old tiresome jingoistic rhetoric with a "comedic" twist. He's a professional prankster at this point, and anyone that thinks he's there to advance the discourse doesn't understand what a discussion actually involves.

A better conservative would be Larry Elder or Douglas Murray.
His point is that old conservatives fail because their not engaging.  People don't respond to purely facts as the right is wont to do.  His jokes get old but his points still stand.
If you need a flagrant faggot in order to spoonfeed you facts then looking up facts clearly isn't your forte.

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The Flood / Re: How much longer is the DCCU going to last
« on: February 02, 2017, 06:02:34 PM »
>current solar cycle
>people still eating up the "a movie has to succeed if it's got 90 plus on RT" meme

The entire movie roster could be universally panned by every metropolitan critic under the sun and they'd still continue making them so long as they're generating profit.

By no means am I DC dickrider (hell I fucking hated Man of Murder) but if you think BvS and MoS are "flops" because they didn't generate a certain percentage on a meme website then I'm not sure you understand what flops are.

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Serious / Re: #MiloAtCali canceled - Violent Rioting
« on: February 02, 2017, 01:04:13 PM »
DUDE BLACK COCKS LMAO

Protests were autismal but there's nothing to really be gained from a Milo ((event)) intellectually. He just spouts the same old tiresome jingoistic rhetoric with a "comedic" twist. He's a professional prankster at this point, and anyone that thinks he's there to advance the discourse doesn't understand what a discussion actually involves.

A better conservative would be Larry Elder or Douglas Murray.

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Serious / Re: President Trump Threatens to Send Troops Into Mexico
« on: February 02, 2017, 07:56:04 AM »
B A D   H O M B R E   C L E A N S I N G

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Your g*y mate

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Serious / Re: Parliament officially voted on Brexit
« on: February 01, 2017, 02:59:38 PM »
A good 50% of against was the SNP no doubt.

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The Flood / Re: Oh shit, how do I not fuck up?
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:42:11 PM »
>trying to court with the vaginal jew

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Serious / Re: Politics is creeping in where it doesn't belong
« on: February 01, 2017, 12:01:46 PM »
>literally everything that can possibly be spun negatively is President Trump's fault

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