Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Mordo

Pages: 1 ... 240241242 243
7231
The Flood / Re: Swiggity Swoogity Based Ainsley is coming for that booty
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:25:06 AM »

It's time to go fast.

7232
The Flood / Re: PLUG DJ DEMANDS APPEASEMENT!
« on: September 02, 2014, 06:26:25 PM »
The new layout is fucked. The avatars look gay as fuck and I can never find the flood group unless it's directly linked. It's like they've taken web designing lessons from Bungie.

7233
Serious / Re: What confuses me most about ISIS
« on: September 02, 2014, 04:15:48 PM »
Sure, they're not as scary as the Third Reich or the USSR, but given how fast they've assimilated huge portions of Iraq and Syria with tactical brilliance illustrates that they're more than just a disorganized "mafia" as you say. We definitely need to be keeping an eye on them.

7234
Serious / Re: Another one beheaded by ISIS
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:35:08 PM »
Does anyone in this world honestly support ISIS?
ISIS does.

7235
The Flood / Imagine being Arnold in True Lies
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:58:59 AM »


Having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque" (for that is what she calls herself) "beauty," the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

7236
The Flood / Re: If I take off that mask, will you die?
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:54:46 AM »

7237
Serious / Re: Why do Republicunts enjoy fucking the entire country over?
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:44:29 AM »
Why do you think we come here?

It's all part of the circus.
i dun goof'd

that wasnt the video i meant to post

7238
Serious / Re: Why do Republicunts enjoy fucking the entire country over?
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:41:08 AM »
YouTube

political shit flinging had me like

7239
The Flood / Re: If I take off that mask, will you die?
« on: September 02, 2014, 07:24:48 AM »
YouTube

ITT: Hot heads.

7240
Serious / Re: >Wanting to continue living in the UK
« on: September 02, 2014, 07:19:40 AM »
>implying you need a central bank

Panama has the ninth-most reliable financial system in the world.
It's similar to some of the BRIC countries though. It may have a fast growing economy but that doesn't make it sunshine and rainbows for everyone. A quarter of the population still live under poverty.

7241
Serious / Re: >Wanting to continue living in the UK
« on: September 01, 2014, 06:34:08 PM »
You're shitting me right?

An independent Scotland can forget about the strength of the fucking pound. The three main political parties have explicitly ruled out a currency union. Borrowing the pound without an agreement – like Panama borrows the dollar and Montenegro borrows the euro – would mean Scotland would not have a central bank to set interest rates or protect financial institutions and pensions. Who knows what Salmond's plan B is for a secondary currency, but with less than two weeks to go until the referendum, being unaware of what type of currency we'd be using isn't exactly enticing me to vote Yes.

As part of the UK, Scotland currently benefits from public spending per person that is around 10% higher than the UK average.  This funds vital public services like health, schools and police in Scotland.  If it became independent, a separate Scotland would have a larger deficit than the UK and the Scottish Government would have to raise taxes and cut spending on essential services.

I tend to forget about the flag waving and patriotism for a couple minutes when I'm contemplating the future and social security of my country. I consider Independence to be a big black veiny cock waiting to shoot it's load into the bosom of Scotland's economy, and I'll be damned before fishface drives our country into the dirt.

#naw

7242
Serious / Re: This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 06:03:56 PM »
Most Scots want to back out because they're pissed off about how New Labour & the Tories have been running things. OP is just cherry-picking from his retarded facebook friends.

Say what you will about whether or not this is a good idea, but you can't help but sympathize with the Yes vote.
From a purely patriotic and tug at your heart strings nationalist standpoint, it seems like a fantastic idea.

From an economic and institutional viewpoint, it's fucking retarded.

7243
Serious / Re: This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:45:59 AM »
If the scots actually vote "yes' then they are more idiotic than previously imagined

7244
Serious / Re: This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:40:23 AM »
[Flag waving intensifies]

Is there a term for certain scots like there is one for Americlaps?
A twat who's been watching too much Braveheart and not reading enough books.

7245
Serious / This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:09:00 AM »

lol. I used to go to school with this pube.

7246
It's mostly been Kinder bashing and Dustin being an arrogant fagg0t.
Exactly what I was talking about.

7247
You need to post here more often.
tfw i thought serious was discussion about the site and not a politics board

all that political shit flinging i missed. damn

7248
Serious / Re: If you had to pick one label for yourself, what would it be?
« on: September 01, 2014, 10:42:30 AM »
A faggot.

7249
We should totally get rid of Lollipop men and women.

Children have the right to cross the road blithely without fear of getting run over. Anyone that disagrees is a disgusting victim blaming pig.

7250
The Flood / Re: How JaytheNerdKid views "race"
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:49:37 AM »
You know, by establishing all these bullshit SJW terms and alienating white people, she's only just furthering the issue of race but in a different direction.

It's obvious she's not really against racism and just has an anti hardon for Caucasians, because real non racists look at people individually via their qualities and merits, and not through the race lens or any other irrelevant bullshit factor for that matter.

7251
The Flood / Re: Intensifies thread
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:41:40 PM »
>all these dank memes

le ebin XD

7252
The Flood / Re: I am the prince of darkness
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:40:15 PM »
holy shit where have you been
I was half expecting this offsite to get BTFO like its predecessors, but it seems to be doing alright so far.

7253
The Flood / Re: I am the prince of darkness
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:38:04 PM »

>"i have a dark side to me"

7254
The Flood / Re: And now Richard Attenborough has died >:(
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:34:06 PM »
HOLD ON TO YER BUTTS

7255
The Flood / Re: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
« on: August 24, 2014, 03:01:25 PM »
It's the Welsh who do that you racist prick.

We fuck Yaks.

7256
I just find it unfair that people overly harass Jay for being racist but generally ignore all the other racist people on the forum (and it's probably because Jay is the only racist person against whites). Door has openly admitted to hating Muslims but he doesn't get any shit over it. But if he were to say that he openly hates white people, then everyone would start a fuss (people here clearly aren't concerned with racism, they're just in constant self defense mode).
It's the fact that she genuinely believes that she's this towering beacon of social justice and morality, but in reality is just a reprehensible, hypocritical, racist fuckwit. That's probably what jimbles everyone's jambles.

7257
The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: August 19, 2014, 01:04:22 PM »
YouTube

so gd

7258
Pretend you know what you're talking about on political issues.

7259
The Flood / Re: If black people are free
« on: August 18, 2014, 12:52:07 PM »
Why does Beyonce sing "to the left"?

Because blacks have no rights.

7260
The Flood / Re: What's your fetish?
« on: August 04, 2014, 01:13:10 PM »

Pages: 1 ... 240241242 243