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The Flood / Re: A communications disruption can only mean one thing
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:33:38 AM »
NEGOTIATION

WE'VE LOST ALL COMMUNICATION
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT'S OVER THE YOUNGLINGS HAVE THE HIGH SAND

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The Flood / A communications disruption can only mean one thing
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:30:26 AM »

invasion

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The Flood / Re: BOLG!
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:22:51 AM »
BANE?

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The Flood / Re: Just finished a 2000 word essay in under an hour
« on: December 03, 2014, 08:08:36 AM »
THE BUS DRIVER STOPPED WOT THE FOK R U DOIN M7

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The Flood / Just finished a 2000 word essay in under an hour
« on: December 03, 2014, 08:07:47 AM »
I'm on the bus to uni now and I have an hour to hand a paper copy in. #pray4mordo

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The Flood / Re: BREAK YO SELF FOO
« on: December 02, 2014, 03:29:36 PM »
SIT YO FIVE DOLLA ASS DOWN BEFO I MAKE CHANGE
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA
YA LISTENIN?

YA MUTHA SUKS BIG FUKIN ELEPHANT DICKS

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The Flood / Re: BREAK YO SELF FOO
« on: December 02, 2014, 03:21:00 PM »
SIT YO FIVE DOLLA ASS DOWN BEFO I MAKE CHANGE

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 03:07:46 PM »
Citizen, it's like you want the Eurasians to win. Report yourself for re-education, at once. It's a doubleplusgood bellyfeel!

Remember, we're over there to keep your safe here from the Eastasians.
Reported for thought crimes.

ENGLAND PREVAILS

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:59:24 PM »
Give me a rundown, link won't work.
The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.
Jesus christ, it appears the moral police got to you guys they got us.

bongistan fell a long time ago

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:54:09 PM »
Give me a rundown, link won't work.
The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

-Spanking

-Caning

-Aggressive whipping

-Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

-Physical or verbal abuse (regardless if consensual)

-Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

-Strangulation

-Facesitting

-Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.

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The Flood / Re: OH BOY
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:51:58 PM »

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The Flood / OH BOY
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:49:06 PM »

YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOW TONIGHT SON

6733
The Flood / Re: Where do you people get money
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:39:04 PM »
Quote
student loans and I work whenever I don't have school

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The Flood / Re: Guys... I found BritishLemon
« on: December 02, 2014, 02:30:21 PM »
tfw you find out the 12th Doctor is just a PG-13 version of Malcolm Tucker
           
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B R A V O
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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:55:49 PM »
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.
who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"
British has become a pejorative term for a white trash woman, which a lot of people have a fetish for.

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:50:41 PM »
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub
nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.

6738
Gaming / Re: Telltale's Game of Thrones Releases Tomorrow
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:47:24 PM »
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

If Stannis the Mannis isn't in it, they're not getting my money.

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM »
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.

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The Flood / Re: IT'S CRINGE TIME
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:03:46 PM »
YouTube

:^}
The guy who calls himself a /b/tard is more cringey.
ITS A MEME U DIP

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The Flood / Re: IT'S CRINGE TIME
« on: December 02, 2014, 01:01:46 PM »
YouTube

:^}

Ermagerd there's a dude I go to skool with who is like that.

does he wear this and bring the god delusion to school?

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The Flood / Re: IT'S CRINGE TIME
« on: December 02, 2014, 12:55:38 PM »
YouTube

:^}

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The Flood / Re: IT'S CRINGE TIME
« on: December 02, 2014, 12:54:28 PM »
uleet kertuhna

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Serious / Re: Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK
« on: December 02, 2014, 12:44:17 PM »

STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY

UNITY THROUGH FAITH

6745
The Flood / Re: Which phone should I get?
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:08:08 PM »

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The Flood / Which phone should I get?
« on: December 01, 2014, 07:05:21 PM »
So my contract for the iPhone 4 is expiring just after Christmas and I'll be looking for a new mobile for rapid sexting :^). I'm pretty much adamant on not getting an iPhone again because it's overrated shite in which I'm essentially paying for the brand, not the efficiency of the phone.

I'm torn between HTC One M8 (lel) and the Samsung Galaxy S5. Which one is the superior model, phone aficionados of Sep7?

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The Flood / Re: Help Me Weebs, You're My Only Hope
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:04:53 PM »

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Serious / Re: It's ogre. Bongistanople has fallen to the SJW.
« on: December 01, 2014, 05:01:49 PM »
I don't even agree with Mister Breitbart London
Which part don't you agree with? He's spot on in regards to how rape cases regarding men of an Asian background are handled. At this point they're pretty much enveloped in a bubble of political correctness preventing, or at least diminishing the police's capacity and responsibility to bring them to justice.

It was lax of me to not fully address this >_>
I've been quite distracted today lol

He is indeed spot on about that, it's impossible to bring up an issue with islam or muslims without the world ending and everyone screaming/booing/hissing so god knows how it must be for the police to try and investigate it when they could get sued to kingdom come for not saying salaam alaykum properly .__________. (Hyperbole)
Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's that indicative of Middle Eastern culture. It is however, a complete and utter cock up on both the police and society's behalf for trying to tiptoe around the issue out of fear of being labelled racist by the social justice Jezebels.

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Serious / Re: It's ogre. Bongistanople has fallen to the SJW.
« on: December 01, 2014, 03:58:01 PM »
I don't even agree with Mister Breitbart London
Which part don't you agree with? He's spot on in regards to how rape cases regarding men of an Asian background are handled. At this point they're pretty much enveloped in a bubble of political correctness preventing, or at least diminishing the police's capacity and responsibility to bring them to justice.

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Serious / It's ogre. Bongistanople has fallen to the SJW.
« on: December 01, 2014, 03:19:31 PM »
YouTube

>"I don't believe we have a rape culture because the evidence contradicts the rhetoric"
>gets booed
>"The majority of rape cases are being perpetrated by people of a Middle Eastern ethnicity and/or an Islamic background. In other words, a specific demographic is definitely more likely to commit rape"
>gets booed
>"The police and the politicians are too afraid to chase up rape allegations involving Muslim men due to them being labelled racists"
>gets booed

Really noble of the BBC to hire such a nonpartisan, unbiased audience. Fortunately based Sargon demonstrably refutes these troglodytes to the very core.

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