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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES« on: August 26, 2017, 11:16:47 AM »
Really couldn't give a fuck about either of them, just want to see salty Hibernian tears.
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The Flood / Re: What is your favorite movie of all time?« on: August 25, 2017, 05:58:22 AM »One day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect. 574
The Flood / Re: GoT Episode 6 Discussion Thread?« on: August 22, 2017, 01:43:29 PM »>"He must have been the one that raised them">kill the one who raised them and they all die The fuck? Since when was it established canon that wights have specific symbiotic relationships? They're literally contradicting themselves at this point just so they can get an ebic 1v1 between Jon and the Night King. 575
The Flood / Re: Has Rick and Morty always been this bad?« on: August 22, 2017, 04:27:10 AM »
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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The Flood / Re: GoT Episode 6 Discussion Thread?« on: August 21, 2017, 03:34:52 PM »JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT IT 578
Serious / Re: Barcelona Terror: At least 13 dead after van drives into crowd« on: August 17, 2017, 03:29:17 PM »whomst'veintism did this? 579
The Flood / Re: If anyone's interested episode 6 of GoT should be up soon« on: August 16, 2017, 04:57:33 PM »Spoiler >literally has the biggest dragon 20m in front of him >decides to go for the smallest one mid fucking flight What memery is this show even on lmao 582
The Flood / Re: Game of Thrones Episode 5« on: August 14, 2017, 05:12:42 PM »
I'm not sure why people are surprised at the show's pacing at this point. They pretty much telegraphed it a mile away when they announced the episode cap.
Just buck up and enjoy the memery lads. We'll get the actual story in 2032 assuming the butter golem doesn't die of fat before then. 583
The Flood / Re: Game of Thrones Episode 5« on: August 14, 2017, 05:08:46 PM »
Christ, you can almost hear the waves crashing in Dany's pussy when Jon goes into his big speech.
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Serious / Re: Google fired an engineer over his opinions.« on: August 10, 2017, 12:33:25 PM »
Really more of a PR move if anything.
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The Flood / Re: The GoT episode 4 discussion thread.« on: August 08, 2017, 05:32:19 PM »
There genuinely can't be a worse character than Dany at this point.
>Witnesses multiple magical events in her lifetime including being involved in one >Owns the magical equivalent of nukes in this world >Refuses to believe in MAGICAL ice demons despite the growing evidence and the fact that an entire kingdom to the north is utilising precious resources to defend themselves >Proceeds to do exactly what Joffrey would do after losing a couple battles >Nearly loses her fucking winning ticket to the war just so she can immolate a couple of tired Lannister brigades YAAAS KELLY C SLAYYY 588
Serious / Re: North Korea has successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead« on: August 08, 2017, 01:40:39 PM »
idk why people get worked up about them. All they do is autistically sabre rattle. Worst comes to worst they attack Alaska or any other sovereign nation within their shit tier nuclear proximity and they get butt rammed by every other militarily relevant country in the world sans maybe China.
The only people that really lose out are, ironically enough, the people of NK, which is a shame, because their demise will be at the behest of a mental buttergolem. 589
The Flood / Re: Spider-Man Homecoming« on: August 06, 2017, 10:36:19 AM »"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant." Ben looks directly at the camera. "The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot by some carjacking quadroon this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party." Damn, Raimi was such a madman, that would never go well with today's audience. Homecoming has a lot to live up to. 591
The Flood / Re: Meme thread« on: August 05, 2017, 05:00:44 PM »lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 593
The Flood / Re: Game of Thrones Episode 3« on: August 03, 2017, 04:37:23 AM »The more I think about how Olenna Tyrell and her army got dealt with in such a quick and easy way, the dumber this whole show seems to me. "Fighting never was our forte". So how were they ever valued as a military ally in the previous seasons if they could just be destroyed using zero effort. Despite the fact that Jaime had to siege one of the major castles in the show, he still manages to get it done immediately and presumably without any loss to his army. It seems like the sizes of everyone's armies are being left intentionally vague and undefined so that stuff like this can keep happening regardless of logic. Cersei is just going to keep implausibly gaining the upper hand to increase the "drama", until Daenerys inevitably wins in the end despite all odds.I figured the main bulk of the Tyrell's were with Dany on Dragonstone at the time. They could've literally just said that and I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but for some reason DABID had to go with "the Tyrell's are essentially just pussies lmao". Even then, there's no rationality behind taking a fortified castle in a day, army or no army. I can buy the whole "learning from our mistakes with Robb Stark" tactical move but storming a castle within the space of a couple scene transitions just reeks of bullshittery. BUT THERE'S ONLY SO MANY EPISODES LEFT JUST DONT THINK ABOUT IT 594
The Flood / Re: Music Thread 2.0?« on: August 03, 2017, 04:26:23 AM »YouTube Tyler's new album is killing it rn 595
The Flood / Re: What matters to you most when it comes to games/movies/art?« on: August 01, 2017, 05:15:45 PM »I liked Untouchables and Carlito's Way but I'm honestly not that familiar with his work.What do you think about Brian De Palma?It's a tie between Danny Boyle and Scorsese.Not really that much of le gamer any more so if it keeps me entertained for longer than a couple weeks then I've got my money's worth.do you have a favorite director 596
The Flood / Re: What matters to you most when it comes to games/movies/art?« on: August 01, 2017, 05:08:42 PM »It's a tie between Danny Boyle and Scorsese.Not really that much of le gamer any more so if it keeps me entertained for longer than a couple weeks then I've got my money's worth.do you have a favorite director 597
The Flood / Re: What matters to you most when it comes to games/movies/art?« on: August 01, 2017, 05:01:21 PM »
Not really that much of le gamer any more so if it keeps me entertained for longer than a couple weeks then I've got my money's worth.
Movies are another story because I enjoy them for a variety of different reasons. I enjoy meticulously crafted films just as I enjoy movies designed for pure entertainment purposes if done with a modicum of thought put behind them. A lot of people seem to put themes above enjoyment value but if the movie is just one giant pedestal for the director's opinions then the actual film making takes a backseat and detracts from the overall experience. To me, a good film knows when to equipoise it's material with entertainment value. 598
Serious / Re: UK Porn restrictions to start in 2018« on: July 31, 2017, 03:36:40 PM »
Tbh, don't even blame the tories for this. They're only doing it to pander to the schoolgate "I'd like to speak to your manager" mums who can't be arsed to actually parent and put up parental blocks. A more productive piece of legislation would be to prevent these goons from getting access to Prosecco.
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The Flood / Re: fuck dude, i was SOOOOOOO sober last night« on: July 31, 2017, 03:29:58 PM »
sobriety is degeneracy
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The Flood / Re: Game of Thrones Episode 3« on: July 31, 2017, 02:14:36 PM »
Best episode of the series so far imo. No cringeworthy memery and barely any filler. Bad poosies got what they deserved with more Thot patrol ironborn highlights. I'm warming up to Euron despite how he's nothing like the book iteration, but I guess they're doing a kind of victarion/Euron hybrid which is actually fairly respectable.
My only issue is Casterly Rock. It looked fucking drab. I get that it's technically winter but the architecture just looked...awkward? Idk, guess I was expecting something more lavish considering it's the seat of the most powerful house in Westeros. 7.5/10 |