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The Flood / Re: Nearly 1/4 of 2015 is over
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:33:22 PM »
Time flies when you're posting dank memes

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The Flood / Re: Let get one thing straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:31:08 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Nearly 1/4 of 2015 is over
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:28:05 PM »

just let that sink in

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The Flood / Re: Okay what if Eva Green was your mommy
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:20:36 PM »
Someone's been watching Womb.
No but shit sounds weird af
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womb_%28film%29
This film literally encapsulates your fetish.

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Rebecca and Tommy's parents are stricken with grief. Rebecca wants to use new scientific advancements to have Tommy cloned and thereby bring him back to life. She offers to be impregnated using Tommy's DNA. Though Tommy's mother objects, his father agrees to give Rebecca Tommy's cell material, but urges her to think through her decision carefully before proceeding. Rebecca, however, continues and gives birth to a new Tommy by Caesarean section.

Tommy is now raised as Rebecca’s son, and the two have a close relationship. Rebecca presents to him a pleo, an artificial living animal created using new biotechnology. Tommy and his playmates observe a neighbourhood girl and try to determine if she has a “copy smell” as the girl is a clone. The neighbourhood mothers display prejudice against “copies”, expecting Rebecca to not let Tommy associate with them. Rebecca, though horrified, agrees in order not to isolate her son. Eventually rumours about Tommy spread, and Tommy is forced to celebrate his birthday alone with his mother, his playmates all being barred from attending by their mothers.

Rebecca moves to a more remote location with Tommy. Tommy begins to ask questions about his father, wanting to know how his father died. He buries the pleo[1] his mother gave him for his birthday while out playing with his friend. His mother finds out and gives him back the pleo,[1] which is now no longer working.

Years later, Tommy has grown as old as he was when he died in his first life. He is now the adult son of still-youthful Rebecca. When Tommy brings a girlfriend, Monica, home to stay with them Rebecca behaves jealously, to both Tommy's and Monica's bewilderment. Tommy struggles with what appears to be sexual tension between himself and his mother. The original Tommy's mother, now an old woman, arrives unexpectedly and stares silently at Tommy, who feels he recognizes the stranger. Frightened and frustrated by Rebecca's lack of explanation, Tommy lashes out at Rebecca, ignoring Monica, who quickly departs.

An angry Tommy demands answers from his mother, Rebecca, who gives him original Tommy's old laptop with pictures of himself and his mother and father. Tommy initiates sex with Rebecca, and from the blood on her hand, it is implied he took her virginity in the process. The next day Tommy packs his things, then thanks Rebecca for the life he's had and then leaves. Rebecca is pregnant with Tommy's child.


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The Flood / Re: Okay what if Eva Green was your mommy
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:17:20 PM »
Someone's been watching Womb.

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The Flood / Re: Bill Wilson
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:15:30 PM »
you are literally just /tv/ personified.

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else smoke?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:12:19 PM »
Yup.

Marlboro Gold motherfucker.
Richmond Menthol or Hamlet Cigars.

when the teenagers round the pakis ask you to get them a pack of richmonds

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The Flood / Bill Wilson
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:10:42 PM »

Bill Wilson = William Wilson

WW

Double-U Double-U

4 U

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The Flood / Re: Does anybody else smoke?
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:05:19 PM »
Yup.

Marlboro Gold motherfucker.

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The Flood / Re: This one time I got so drunk
« on: March 09, 2015, 05:51:20 PM »
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.
Except it is, because both of your points are taking it to the extremist of extreme scenarios. It is entirely possible to get smashed, have fun, and not ruin anyone's night. I know from experience, because I do it weekly.

It's these exact kind of arguments anti drug and anti gun people use to try and get something they don't like banned. "hurr durr lisa took drugs and shot her kids hurr durr aren't they awful outlets." No, it's just the 1% of people being the retards that they are who have to ruin it for everyone else that uses them responsibly.
Fucking ununderstood hippe, I don't give a fuck about your experience concerning that.

It's not the point, so don't address it.
struck a nerve have i?

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The Flood / Re: This one time I got so drunk
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:51:53 PM »
what is moderation
That's not the point, so don't address it.
Except it is, because both of your points are taking it to the extremist of extreme scenarios. It is entirely possible to get smashed, have fun, and not ruin anyone's night. I know from experience, because I do it weekly.

It's these exact kind of arguments anti drug and anti gun people use to try and get something they don't like banned. "hurr durr lisa took drugs and shot her kids hurr durr aren't they awful outlets." No, it's just the 1% of people being the retards that they are who have to ruin it for everyone else that uses them responsibly.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:47:50 PM »
Drugs > alcohol
tru that, but it's pretty difficult to get your hands on some, with the exception of weed.
Lol maybe in Bongistan

Its hard to not find drugs in the U S of A

Goddamn I love this country
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_in_the_United_States
lol

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The Flood / Re: This one time I got so drunk
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:47:00 PM »
what is moderation

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:40:51 PM »
Drugs > alcohol
tru that, but it's pretty difficult to get your hands on some, with the exception of weed.
Actually, this day and age, it isn't if you think a little outside the box and try certain unconventional ways.
teach me the ways of the drug pls

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:38:57 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
Are you having a laugh? Being sober around drunk people is one of the most awkward, uncomfortable scenarios I've ever experienced.

I can tell you've never actually been around a lot of drunk people whilst sober before, because literally no one finds it fun.

Riding down the beach during spring break is quite entertaining actually.
That's not really a social scenario though. Watching a bunch of pissheads stumble about on the sand isn't the same as being at a house party where everyone is smashed and having a great time whilst you're the one in the corner drinking Mountain Dew.
What aspect of that scenario has any positivty in it?
I literally only see negativity.
Until you've actually experienced a house party whilst off your tits and not just standing in the corner like an aspie drinking one beer per hour then you will never understand what I'm actually saying.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:34:23 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
Are you having a laugh? Being sober around drunk people is one of the most awkward, uncomfortable scenarios I've ever experienced.

I can tell you've never actually been around a lot of drunk people whilst sober before, because literally no one finds it fun.

Riding down the beach during spring break is quite entertaining actually.
That's not really a social scenario though. Watching a bunch of pissheads stumble about on the sand isn't the same as being at a house party where everyone is smashed and having a great time whilst you're the one in the corner drinking Mountain Dew.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:32:04 PM »
Drugs > alcohol
tru that, but it's pretty difficult to get your hands on some, with the exception of weed.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:30:20 PM »
Actually, their stories will consist of:

"I watched everyone do stupid stuff because they were drunk, and laughed."
Are you having a laugh? Being sober around drunk people is one of the most awkward, uncomfortable scenarios I've ever experienced.

I can tell you've never actually been around a lot of drunk people whilst sober before, because literally no one finds it fun.

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The Flood / Re: If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:22:55 PM »
Either boring or they don't have the friends to drink with.
I like to drink while watching movies as well.

Not sure if that's a problem or not.

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The Flood / If you don't drink
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:56:22 PM »
You're a boring cunt and all of your stories will pretty much amount to "and then I went to bed."

Kill yourself if you don't drink.

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The Flood / Re: Jim should move to Yorkshire.
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:54:40 PM »
oi m8 i shagged a bird from yorkshire last week

the old in out, in out innit

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The Flood / Re: I won't have children
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:53:36 PM »
CRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY SKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

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The Flood / Re: I just finished Breaking Bad
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:40:06 PM »
MY BABY BLUE

5544
Gaming / Re: Describe your dream game...
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:01:36 PM »

perfect games don't exis...

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The Flood / Re: HBO, why don't you want my money?
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:45:04 PM »
Just torrent it for fucks sake
>being a thief

5546
The Flood / Re: Introducing the new MacBook
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:30:27 PM »
Don't know why everyone is having a go at Apple. The only reason they know they can get away with charging these prices is because of their dumbass consumers and their inertia. Apple know they're a brand amongst ditsy hipster students, which is where 50% of the price comes from.

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Serious / Re: "I'm ready for Hillary in 2016!"
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:51:01 AM »

tfw hilary gets elected and burgerland becomes less free than bongistanople

P O T T E R Y
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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:24:25 AM »
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but if he's going to fuck her then chuck her who cares?
But from my experience girls like this have a tendency to go fucking psycho even if all you did was fuck them. Perhaps she is completely normal, but given how the OP described her I'd be extremely hesitant myself.

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:21:55 AM »
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.
Yeah but I've read all of RomanGladiator's posts about his life. I think he just wants to score. No matter the cost.
Fair enough. I just think he should be aware of what kind of shit he'll potentially have to be dealing with if he does decide to pursue her in that sense.

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:17:51 AM »
Sounds like a powder keg of emotional clusterfuck waiting to implode.

You want my advice? Avoid her. She doesn't sound emotionally stable, and trust me, coming from my experience, that's the last kind of person you want to be pursuing both sexually and intimately.

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