Saw it last night. First hour was ruined for me due to several 12 year old rodents who wouldn't shut up in the theatre. Luckily the gaffer of the cinema came in and swiftly kicked them out.

Thoroughly enjoyed the latter 2/3rds of the movie. Don't think any other film has come close to such a marvellous sensory experience as that did.

Easy 9/10 from me. Probs would get a 10 upon second viewing without distractions.

Anyone playing it?

I've only clocked in about two hours, and I've yet to even touch the army crafting facet, but I'm not wholly impressed with it thus far 2bh.

Graphics are pretty abysmal. Is it just me or was the first instalment vastly superior in this department? Looks like discount tier pre-gen.

Controls are somewhat clunky. I remember the original being a bit more watertight than this. Opening was pretty weak too. We just gonna completely forget that we fucked up Sauron's shit in Shadow of Mordor, no? Okay.

I realise these are nitpicky details, but I can't help but notice them, and first impressions go along way. I do however enjoy the in depth customisation and I really don't know why people threw a temper tantrum over the micro transactions fiasco. They're completely optional components to the game in which you're essentially paying to have less fun. It's not exactly game breaking.

Hoping it picks up when I get to the real meat of the game, but what I've seen so far doesn't look that promising.

Naboo is such a garbage map. At least in the BF1 beta Hoth tried to alternate the gameplay with some trench design. This is literally just corridors sparsely interceded with open areas.

tfw to intelligent

If it's so constitutionally illegal I don't see why they couldn't have just denied the vote. Sending in riot police just shows how terrified the government is of losing their gibs region.

We're the only country in Europe to not implement a hybridised model of healthcare so I'm not surprised. Tories want to scrap it altogether while Labour just want to dump money into it and hope the problem solves itself when neither are viable solutions.

I want off this shitty degenerate island.

*presses ground floor button*

heh

should've been mor

versatil kid

MANS NOT HOT

So is it worth buying?

Never bothered to play the first and I'm getting bored of For Honor and Gwent.

you know i had to wear the mask

Imagine being Jon Snow in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Daenerys Targaryen, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous dragon face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another Wildling redhead inside some ice cave. Like seriously imagine having to be Jon Snow and not only lay in that bed while Daenerys Targaryen rubs her disgusting body all over you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, thrust after thrust, hour after hour, while she perfected that fuck. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as Tyrion behind the door tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DAENERYS TARGARYEN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to lay there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wildling redheads and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in The Wall. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get lay there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Missandei in the previous months. And then she calls for you again, and you know you could kill every single person in this ship before the Unsullied could put you down, but you lay there and endure, because you're fucking Aegon targaryen. You're not going to lose your future rule on the Iron Throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I HURT MYSELF

TODAY