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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:10:30 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:05:28 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:57:38 AM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok

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The Flood / Re: Breaking Bad (spoilers)
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:55:57 AM »
"My name is Isaac Schrader"

What did he mean by this?
ASAC Schrader. Assistant Special Agent in Charge. It was his DEA title.

and how was anyone supposed to know you were kidding?
if you're not an autist for one

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 11:11:07 AM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
>not wanting to immerse yourself in the slightest

fucking savage
I'd rather not immerse myself amongst rapists, sadists and medieval murderers thank you.

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 10:39:06 AM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.

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They're never going to fuck though so there's that.

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The Flood / Re: Breaking Bad (spoilers)
« on: August 03, 2015, 08:07:38 AM »
"My name is Isaac Schrader"

What did he mean by this?
ASAC Schrader. Assistant Special Agent in Charge. It was his DEA title.

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The Flood / Re: Breaking Bad (spoilers)
« on: August 02, 2015, 10:00:00 PM »
"My name is Isaac Schrader"

What did he mean by this?

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Serious / Re: islamic extremism is all britain's fault
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:26:45 PM »
because Islamic extremism never existed before 1916.
^

Pirates from the Barbary States were using the Qur'an to justify the kidnapping of American sailors as early as 1802.
Muslims have been using the Qu'ran as a justification tool since there has been a Qu'ran.

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The Flood / You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 02, 2015, 06:12:55 PM »
You are allowed to bring one person, one vehicle, and one other miscellaneous item.

Who and what do you bring, and why? How long will you survive?

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Serious / Re: islamic extremism is all britain's fault
« on: August 02, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
because Islamic extremism never existed before 1916.

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The Flood / IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
« on: August 02, 2015, 01:01:23 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder Immortan Joe did nothing wrong
« on: August 02, 2015, 09:19:36 AM »
At least he's in Vahalla shiny and chrome
I LIVE

I DIE

I LIVE AGAIN

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The Flood / Daily reminder Immortan Joe did nothing wrong
« on: August 02, 2015, 09:13:27 AM »

>gave the warboys a purpose in society
>gave hot chicks a purpose in society whilst also granting them safety from the horrors of the outside world
>is the only one actually trying to re-establish a civilization
>demonstrated how successful a patriarchy can be, as well as how horribly inefficient a matriarchy can be
>knows the only way to accomplish and facilitate society is the monopolization of force

By 'liberating' the Citadel, Furiosa and Max have doomed everyone who lives there to die like the redistributing commies that they are.
Spoiler
witnessed

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The Flood / Re: Can someone help me with my Harry Potter knowledge?
« on: August 02, 2015, 09:03:25 AM »
Voldemort did nothing wrong.

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The Flood / Re: What're you drinking, you bunch of cockgarglers?
« on: August 01, 2015, 10:07:11 PM »
some fine Scottish ale you bunch eh fucking bawsacks

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The Flood / Re: Could you do it?
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:33:16 PM »

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The Flood / Could you do it?
« on: August 01, 2015, 05:01:36 PM »

Could you do the unthinkable?

Could you make a vow of no sex for 40 straight days?

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The Flood / Re: holy fuck Victarion confirmed??
« on: August 01, 2015, 04:50:16 PM »
Also that Nigga is way too old to be Victarion
Well he's certainly not Euron.

And Aeron doesn't play a "key role."

So that kind of narrows it down really.

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>swamp nigger with a spear
>warrior

He more than likely used greenseer magic against Arthur Dayne or some shit. Either that or Ned is actually more skilled than we originally thought.
>only house not being cucked by Iron Throne players
>backwater nigger house that barely anyone pays attention to
>being relevant in the game

Just because they weren't "cucked" doesn't mean they're anything amazing.

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>swamp nigger with a spear
>warrior

He more than likely used greenseer magic against Arthur Dayne or some shit. Either that or Ned is actually more skilled than we originally thought.

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The Flood / Re: The one reason why Lannister>Stark
« on: August 01, 2015, 04:04:38 PM »

OUTTA MY WAY STARK FUCKING SHITS

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The Flood / Re: At what age did you grow out of small tits?
« on: August 01, 2015, 02:02:17 PM »
People actually like small tits?

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>you will never be flown to the moon

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Serious / Re: My sister finally told me she's gay
« on: August 01, 2015, 11:17:30 AM »
gg

How tolerant is Arizona in regards to gay rights btw?

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The Flood / Re: True Detective
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:40:28 AM »
Yeah the u4ic monologues eventually become tiring well into s2. Pizzeria can't write dialogue that isn't fedora tipping.

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