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The Flood / Democrats goooood, Republicans baaaaaad
« on: August 06, 2015, 09:07:48 PM »

>"DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO"
>the crowd erupts into ear splitting laughter
>the audience is on the verge of having a laugh induced stroke
>"RACIST WHITE PEOPLE HAHAHAHA"
>people begin having fits
>paramedics are called to the scene
>some people's sides have burst, they are hysterically laughing as they scoop their organs back into their viscera
>some people are pulling their own genitals off and stuffing it in their mouths to stop the laughter

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The Flood / Re: Did Interstellar Suck?
« on: August 06, 2015, 04:12:06 PM »
No.

It's necessary.

3933
Serious / Re: My grandpa is starting to slip, I think
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:27:21 AM »
Alzheimers is probably one of the reasons why I smoke.

3934
Serious / Re: So air conditioning is sexist now...
« on: August 06, 2015, 08:18:30 AM »
All this really tells us is the lengths feminist campaigners will go to try and justify their movement's existence.

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The Flood / Re: Fan4stic reviews are in
« on: August 06, 2015, 06:24:14 AM »
It was a movie about a guy made of rubber and forced diversity for the sole purpose of tokenism.

It was shit from jump street.

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The Flood / Re: AMA I'm bored
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:23:57 PM »
There's a scene for degenerates like you in Boardwalk Empire that saves you slogging your way through Bates Motlel for mum porn. js

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Serious / Re: Julian Assange gets absolutely wrecked
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:46:59 PM »
What kind of shitty mediator lets a debater interrupt his opponent mid speech?

3938
Gaming / Re: New Dragon age DLC
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:38:49 PM »
Yawn. The Darkspawn have been done to death.
still more bearable than the witcher lol
I actually think it's more enjoyable now seeing as how they fixed the horrendous autosave.

I think that's where most of my disdain was originating from.

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Gaming / Re: New Dragon age DLC
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:29:16 AM »
Yawn. The Darkspawn have been done to death.

3940
Serious / Re: Douglas Murray - Islam has failed Europe
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:41:01 AM »
that was

BASED
A
S
E
D

the holy triumvirate of neoconservative homosexuality
milo is bae
I like Milo, but he's not as professional as Starkey or Murray. He essentially makes a living out of shitposting and intentionally inflaming people for the sole purpose of inflammation.
and that's why i love him

I wish i could do that
It's entertainment gold sure, but in terms of honest intellectual discourse it's not exactly reverberating.

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The Flood / Re: Deadpool Trailer Anyone?
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:10:17 AM »
Gotta agree with Verby here. Deadpool never struck me as anything less than meme/fan service the superhero.
BUT IT'S JUST FUN

JUST TURN UR BRAIN OFF

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Serious / Re: Douglas Murray - Islam has failed Europe
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:53:32 AM »
that was

BASED
A
S
E
D

the holy triumvirate of neoconservative homosexuality
milo is bae
I like Milo, but he's not as professional as Starkey or Murray. He essentially makes a living out of shitposting and intentionally inflaming people for the sole purpose of inflammation.

3943
Serious / Re: Douglas Murray - Islam has failed Europe
« on: August 05, 2015, 08:49:17 AM »
that was

BASED
A
S
E
D

the holy triumvirate of neoconservative homosexuality

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Serious / Douglas Murray - Islam has failed Europe
« on: August 05, 2015, 08:37:43 AM »
YouTube

what is it about gay conservatives that make them so based? it's like their sexuality is an impenetrability against SJW and leftist arguments.

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Serious / Re: Teachers who who say gay marriage is wrong are extremists
« on: August 05, 2015, 07:05:22 AM »
..and?
You wanna elaborate on that, so I know which way you're trying to take the thread?
I don't see a problem calling people extremists who say gay marriage is wrong.
So I guess that means the majority of Muslims are extremists then.

3946
The Flood / Re: Deadpool Trailer Anyone?
« on: August 05, 2015, 07:03:55 AM »
Wait, so is this taking place within the X-men universe?

3947
The Flood / Re: Fat chicks
« on: August 04, 2015, 10:10:47 PM »
Already have.

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Step 1: Give up acting.

Step 2: Find an economically viable career prospect.

3949
Serious / Re: "Give me $15 an hour, please."
« on: August 04, 2015, 06:47:22 PM »

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Serious / Re: "Give me $15 an hour, please."
« on: August 04, 2015, 06:43:08 PM »
Flipping burgers is designed for kids to get their foot in the door, not for supporting a family.
how about supporting yourself, though

what about that
Again, not really tailored for that. You should be working your way up within a company if academia isn't suited for you.

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Serious / Re: "British gun laws make me feel safe"
« on: August 04, 2015, 06:38:53 PM »
Why did he have a loaded shotgun in the car anyway? Even if you take issue with the merit of the law, it's still you know, the law. I disagree with the alcohol licensing laws in Scotland, but I still have to abide by them.
I would argue that it is the duty of the people to disobey unjust laws.
There's a difference between defying something unjust and defying something that inconveniences you. It's perfectly legal to own a firearm in the UK provided you have a license and provided you don't stroll about with it loaded. This guy clearly defied the latter, when he knew full well what kind of ramifications would entail.

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Serious / Re: "British gun laws make me feel safe"
« on: August 04, 2015, 01:48:48 PM »
Why did he have a loaded shotgun in the car anyway? Even if you take issue with the merit of the law, it's still you know, the law. I disagree with the alcohol licensing laws in Scotland, but I still have to abide by them.

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Serious / Re: "Give me $15 an hour, please."
« on: August 04, 2015, 11:21:05 AM »
Flipping burgers is designed for kids to get their foot in the door, not for supporting a family. If you want more money then work your way up, or don't have a family in the first place.

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Serious / Re: James Holmes/Cinema Shooter closer to a verdict
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:11:42 AM »
He's quite clearly sane, as was demonstrated with how meticulously he orchestrated the attack.

Saying that, I hope they give him life. The barbarity of the death penalty has no place in contemporary society anymore.

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Serious / Re: What don't you like about Hilary?
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:08:03 AM »
She flip flops around issues to whatever is the dominant narrative at the time. She's clearly not honest about her beliefs and is as disengenous as disingenuous comes.

Not that it distinguishes her from the other politicians, anyway.

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alright yea, you shouldn't physically threaten people but you also shouldn't antagonize people as well.
How exactly is disagreeing with a viewpoint 'antagonizing'?

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 03:44:35 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.
you dont know very much about ASOIAF, do you

first of all, you still dont have a plan for keeping yourself in the air.

second, you cant stay in that helicopter 24 hours a day. youre vulnerable any time you set foot on the ground. a shadow assassin could kill you even in the helicopter, no problem.

wildfire would turn your apache into an oven and youd be cooked alive.

a faceless man could pose as your pilot and kill you no problem. you cannot trust anyone when you have a target that big on your back.

everywhere you go, youd be looking over your shoulder, wondering whats coming for you, and when. you made a huge mistake by drawing attention to yourself. rookie mistake tbh.
>this faggot still doesn't realise I have an Apache helicopter
god, you just ruin every thread you waddle into, dont you
but it's his thread
doesnt mean he cant ruin it

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:23:47 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.
you dont know very much about ASOIAF, do you

first of all, you still dont have a plan for keeping yourself in the air.

second, you cant stay in that helicopter 24 hours a day. youre vulnerable any time you set foot on the ground. a shadow assassin could kill you even in the helicopter, no problem.

wildfire would turn your apache into an oven and youd be cooked alive.

a faceless man could pose as your pilot and kill you no problem. you cannot trust anyone when you have a target that big on your back.

everywhere you go, youd be looking over your shoulder, wondering whats coming for you, and when. you made a huge mistake by drawing attention to yourself. rookie mistake tbh.
>this faggot still doesn't realise I have an Apache helicopter
god, you just ruin every thread you waddle into, dont you
though it may not have been your intention, you have been a passenger on my ruse cruise.

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:20:44 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.
you dont know very much about ASOIAF, do you

first of all, you still dont have a plan for keeping yourself in the air.

second, you cant stay in that helicopter 24 hours a day. youre vulnerable any time you set foot on the ground. a shadow assassin could kill you even in the helicopter, no problem.

wildfire would turn your apache into an oven and youd be cooked alive.

a faceless man could pose as your pilot and kill you no problem. you cannot trust anyone when you have a target that big on your back.

everywhere you go, youd be looking over your shoulder, wondering whats coming for you, and when. you made a huge mistake by drawing attention to yourself. rookie mistake tbh.
>this faggot still doesn't realise I have an Apache helicopter

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The Flood / Re: You have just been teleported to Westeros
« on: August 03, 2015, 12:17:54 PM »
Are you faggots even trying?

I'd bring an Apache Helicopter pilot, an Apache Helicopter, and my proclamation as the one true king.
youd be murdered within a fortnight
>they'd try to murder someone who for all intents and purposes is pretty much a god/Aegon 2.0

yeah ok
anyone can be killed with blood magic. and that magic is stronger than ever.

a faceless man would make even quicker work of you.

your mistake was assuming that a powerful weapon gave you immunity and political/social power- it only draws attention to you. you would not live longer than a year, optimistically.
i think you're forgetting I have an Apache helicopter.
thats what im telling you. thats an extraordinarily underwhelming "advantage" in planetos.

you would not stay alive. you would be the biggest target on the continent.
Are you seriously trying to imply medieval technology could take down 5000kg of pure aerial firepower moving at 300mph?

I may as well be R'hllor himself for all they know.
magic, man
Wildfire isn't really magic though. It's more chemical in nature.

The only thing that poses as a viable threat to me are Dany's dragons, but they're halfway around the world and their owner is probably getting raped by the horse caliphate.

I could literally decimate a couple armies before they proclaim me as the new king out of sheer terror.

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