Shkreli be WILIN

Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 12, 2016, 04:15:36 AM

What the fuck even is this thread.

OLD LADY WITH RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF RESPONSIBILITIES GETS INCREDIBLY COMMON ILLNESS

And everybody's losing their fucking mind.

More like Old Woman who is also a murderer, lies about being overheated. Then comes out several hours later and says she has pneumonia. Which is also 100% a lie.

You get diagnosed with pneumonia and then hold a fundraiser and then the next day go to an apartment with 2 young children......doesn't seem likely

You do realise people with pneumonia can live perfectly normal lifestyles right? It's not a completely debilitating disease and it isn't really contagious.

Taxation is theft.

Quote from: Mordo on September 11, 2016, 12:10:48 PM

I had a computing teacher halfway through high school who would fuck with you psychologically and berate you for getting things wrong or asking questions.

Like seriously, she'd single you out and make you look like the biggest fucking dunce that ever graced her class if you asked her to elucidate on a problem she just expected you to magically know.

yet it never dawned on you that you are the biggest fucking dunce?

yeah but she didn't need to TELL everyone

Quote from: Mordo on September 11, 2016, 08:56:13 AM

Quote from: LC on September 11, 2016, 02:09:46 AM

Quote from: Antifragile on September 11, 2016, 01:07:37 AM

Quote from: LC on September 10, 2016, 10:00:47 PM

The DPRK resembles a Stalinist state more than it does a communist one.

just like America isn't really capitalist becauss it has trade regulations and taxes amirite

take your memes back to /pol/ please

it's hard to be communist when you've got a class of elites headed by what is essentially a monarchy funneling wealth and resources away from the poor and working class people and into their own pockets

not to mention the fact that private enterprise is a thing there as well

It's almost like communism doesn't really work then, huh?

it literally--literally doesn't work because people like you (ie. human beings) are fuckheads

so SURE, if you wanna look at it that way, then it doesn't fucking work

people like me have this crazy belief that we can transcend our innately selfish nature, though

I'm pretty sure there's more to the intrinsic failings of communism other than "people are fuckheads", but nice pedestrian insight there.

I feel sorry for the kids. They clearly want to go home and watch Dragonball Z or some shit while she goes into full chimpout mode over a car dent, like what the fuck, niggers man.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

SHIT IT DOWN

LOL What the Kek is this

REAL THOT PATROL HOURS

SMASH THAT MF HOE IF YOU UP

GMOs

omg i love autumn

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>tfw two steps ahead of the colonies

Get fucked beaners burgers

nah fams

I DARE YOU