Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 12, 2016, 04:15:36 AM

What the fuck even is this thread.

OLD LADY WITH RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF RESPONSIBILITIES GETS INCREDIBLY COMMON ILLNESS

And everybody's losing their fucking mind.

More like Old Woman who is also a murderer, lies about being overheated. Then comes out several hours later and says she has pneumonia. Which is also 100% a lie.

You get diagnosed with pneumonia and then hold a fundraiser and then the next day go to an apartment with 2 young children......doesn't seem likely

You do realise people with pneumonia can live perfectly normal lifestyles right? It's not a completely debilitating disease and it isn't really contagious.

Taxation is theft.

Quote from: Mordo on September 11, 2016, 12:10:48 PM

I had a computing teacher halfway through high school who would fuck with you psychologically and berate you for getting things wrong or asking questions.

Like seriously, she'd single you out and make you look like the biggest fucking dunce that ever graced her class if you asked her to elucidate on a problem she just expected you to magically know.

yet it never dawned on you that you are the biggest fucking dunce?

yeah but she didn't need to TELL everyone

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The DPRK resembles a Stalinist state more than it does a communist one.

just like America isn't really capitalist becauss it has trade regulations and taxes amirite

take your memes back to /pol/ please

it's hard to be communist when you've got a class of elites headed by what is essentially a monarchy funneling wealth and resources away from the poor and working class people and into their own pockets

not to mention the fact that private enterprise is a thing there as well

It's almost like communism doesn't really work then, huh?

it literally--literally doesn't work because people like you (ie. human beings) are fuckheads

so SURE, if you wanna look at it that way, then it doesn't fucking work

people like me have this crazy belief that we can transcend our innately selfish nature, though

I'm pretty sure there's more to the intrinsic failings of communism other than "people are fuckheads", but nice pedestrian insight there.

I feel sorry for the kids. They clearly want to go home and watch Dragonball Z or some shit while she goes into full chimpout mode over a car dent, like what the fuck, niggers man.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

SHIT IT DOWN

LOL What the Kek is this

REAL THOT PATROL HOURS

SMASH THAT MF HOE IF YOU UP

GMOs

omg i love autumn

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/work-to-begin-on-big-wall-at-calais-to-block-migrants/?WTmcid=tmgoff_soc_spf_fb&WT.mc_id=sf35280979
>tfw two steps ahead of the colonies

Get fucked beaners burgers

nah fams

I DARE YOU

Quote from: Mordo on September 04, 2016, 08:16:07 PM

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Quote from: Meta Cognition on September 02, 2016, 03:25:58 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 02, 2016, 02:25:16 PM

LOL. And it goes personal.

"Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there."

-Gene Roddenberry

That's my point. That maturity he's talking about is losing tribalism. Us vs Them. Globalism isn't bad because it's the start of maturity.

Why the fuck is Gene Roddenberry you're intellectual backing here?

You're literally citing Star Trek. What the fuck.

So? His story touched millions. Like it or not, his vision gave people hope.

And I'm not quoting Star Trek, I'm quoting the author.

It's not so much that his work is popular, it's the fact that you referenced a fucking screenwriter as a legitimate intellectual source in a serious discussion.

It's like you deliberately go out of your way to miss the point of what people are trying to say sometimes.

And?

Having a concrete view of the future and the ability to communicate that vision to millions puts him ahead of most. And does his life as a writer invalidate him? Especially when most mainstream scientists quote him whenever the future is brought up?

I don't really care how influential you think he is. He was a television writer, with virtually no intellectual or credible bearing to what the thread is about. As interesting as his perspectives may be, citing a sci fi writer and producer, aka an entertainer, doesn't exactly belong in the realms of a serious discussion. It's like asking Tom Clancy for advice on a genuine military operation.

You're entitled to your opinions on globalism but at least substantiate these opinions with a somewhat reputable backing to them.

Oh... So post what everyone rlse is with the same level of source?

TEH MUDSLINES R EBIL N EEE SHUD NUK M ALL

Posts like these is why nobody takes you seriously any more.

Why would you take anyone seriously on this board?

I take the people that post here far more seriously than someone who's a carbon copy of a reddit board.