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The Flood / tfw Farage will lead the Empire into a new era of glory
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:58:46 AM »

B A S E D
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The Flood / I AM THE SENATE
« on: January 13, 2015, 11:26:09 AM »

EEEURGARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Serious / Can we discuss how fucking based Milo Yiannopoulos is?
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:06:47 PM »
YouTube

>was the original reporter that discredited the threats against Anita Sarkeesian and uncovered multiple major discrepancies within the allegations
>is openly gay yet is constantly painted out by the sjw jezebeels to be a right wing jingo because he writes for brietbart
>remains completely non partisan and unbiased when reporting gamergate despite that he has become sympathetic to the movement
>btfos feminist banshees constantly

How can one man be so based?

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Serious / So ISIS have hacked US Central Command's twitter
« on: January 12, 2015, 01:02:25 PM »
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/12/us-central-command-twitter-account-hacked-isis-cyber-attack
topjek

H-HEY GUYS, LET'S GET THEM WHERE THEY'RE MOST V-VULNERABLE, ON TWITTER!!!1 THAT'LL SHOW THE YANKEE PIGS

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The Flood / If you wanna be my lover
« on: January 11, 2015, 06:16:34 PM »

You don't get to bring friends.

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The Flood / Ben "The Maddest Jihadist" Affleck
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:43:29 AM »

Ben "Osama Is My Co-Pilot" Affleck
Ben "Abu Bakr al-Big Daddy" Affleck
Ben "Death Row For Charlie Hebdo" Affleck
Ben "The Takbir Grenadier" Affleck
Ben "The One Man Taliban" Affleck
Ben "Hate Every Apostate" Affleck
Ben "No Flowers For The Twin Towers" Affleck
Ben "Talk Shit Get Hit" Affleck

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Gaming / Ninjas soz
« on: January 08, 2015, 07:36:41 PM »
wrong forum lol

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Gaming / Anyone else enjoying the shit out of DA: Inquisition?
« on: January 07, 2015, 08:15:51 AM »
I know I've kinda missed the boat on this one, but this game is pretty GOAT. I was actually about to trade it in the other day before I gave it another shot, and shit, I'm glad I did. Easily my favourite game of 2014.

Cassandra is objectively best waifu.

Also, no spoilers pls, I haven't completed it yet.

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The Flood / NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR MOURNING DOCTOR
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:52:21 PM »

That comes later.

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The Flood / FIRST ONE TO FREESTYLE
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:45:18 PM »

GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

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The Flood / Bing, what are you doing here?
« on: January 04, 2015, 08:35:38 AM »

I thought I toldchoo to go fuck ye mudda?

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The Flood / Essentially Anarchy right now
« on: January 03, 2015, 04:18:35 PM »

It's getting pretty boring now guys.

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The Flood / tfw banged a fat girl last night
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:17:02 AM »

the ass was fat

the waves were rode

the cushion was pushed

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Serious / So this is actually a thing I discovered today
« on: December 23, 2014, 06:20:14 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_against_Holocaust_denial
What the fuck? I take Holocaust deniers about as seriously as I take WBC, but prohibiting their speech because it goes against delicate sensibilities? That's quite literally, jewing to the max.

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The Flood / FOR YULE
« on: December 23, 2014, 05:56:53 PM »

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

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The Flood / Rap/Hip-Hop thread
« on: December 21, 2014, 06:27:23 PM »
YouTube

inb4 IT'S NOT MUSIC

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The Flood / IT'S OVER LEGOLAS
« on: December 19, 2014, 05:31:57 AM »
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1418988139910.webm
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

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B R A V O
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      K
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      O
      N

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The Flood / Hey, Tommy if I waz gonna bust ye balls
« on: December 15, 2014, 03:41:51 PM »

I'd tell ye to go home and getcha shine box

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Serious / Gunman takes 3 people hostage in Australian cafe
« on: December 14, 2014, 07:03:06 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-30473983
No demands have been made yet other than a sign in vague Arabic.

EDIT: it's several people, not just three. There could also potentially be more than one gunman.

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The Flood / Official sep7agon actor and director power rankings
« on: December 14, 2014, 03:14:26 PM »
Directors:

Objectively,

1. Martin Scorsese
2. Alfonso Cuaron
3. Joel and Ethan Coen
4. James Cameron
5. Danny Boyle
6. Steven Spielberg
7. Frank Darabont
8. John Carpenter
9. Christopher Nolan (no hate pls Zen and Goji)
10. Andrew Dominik
...
...
9001. Stanley Kubrik

Actors:

1. Robert De Niro
2. Anthony Hopkins
3. Joaquin Phoenix
4. Tom Cruise
5. Viggo Mortensen
6. Mads Mikkelsen
7. Bryan Cranston
8. Christian Bale
9. Jake Gyllenhaal
10. Paul Dano
...
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9001. Daniel Day Lewis

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The Flood / Disney, wat r u doin
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:52:56 AM »

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The Flood / Luke, did I ever tell you...
« on: December 08, 2014, 05:59:53 PM »

the time where your father force choked your pregnant mother and fought me to the death in which he burned near a lake of lava screaming in vitriolic contempt at me?

And he was a good friend.

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The Flood / Essential wintercore movie thread
« on: December 07, 2014, 09:25:24 PM »
Tis' the season to be comfy, so I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to the recommendations of movies that just have those cosy/winter vibes to them, but don't necessarily have to be Christmas films. Feel free to recommend some yourselves.

Die Hard:


The Thing (1982):


Fargo:


Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:


Inside Llewyn Davis:


Dead Snow:

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The Flood / This is no longer podracing
« on: December 07, 2014, 07:41:21 PM »

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The Flood / There he is, there he goes again
« on: December 05, 2014, 10:03:28 PM »
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little cuck thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just click submit? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting "epic" cuck memes. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic copypasting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “CUCK. CUCK. CUCK!.”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’lI ever be.

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The Flood / GET HYPE. New Bond film will be titled "Spectre"
« on: December 04, 2014, 06:33:07 PM »

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The Flood / Suicide Squad and the new Joker have been cast
« on: December 04, 2014, 07:01:29 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30306320
GOJI GET IN HERE

Looks like DC finally got their casting right.

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The Flood / DC could overtake Marvel in the movie industry, and here's why
« on: December 03, 2014, 02:45:36 PM »
Found a really neat post on /tv/ that succinctly sums up my feelings about this whole Marvel vs DC debate. Bit of a long read ahead but you're an autist if you can't be bothered:
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At Marvel, they have worked admirably to create a franchise out of what they were left with in terms of properties, but that can't continue forever. Just look at the statistics, the merchandising sales for Spider-Man were some 3 or 4 times that of every single MCU character. That is the difference between A-list and everything beneath it, even through Iron Man and Cap were B-list. As Marvel digs themselves deeper and deeper into their stock of properties, their situation will become just that: a hole they cannot climb out of. The increasing lack of iconography to their characters means they will resort to the same tired formulas of plot and characterization to hope for the same success for new characters as old ones, something audiences will get bored of. Sure Guardians shows any character can be a success with the right marketing, but those characters were moreso tropes to fit in a team dynamic than ones with depth. There's no simple stereotype to be applied to a character like Black Panther or Captain Marvel, they actually have to try. Many people already are getting tired of the commonalities of Marvel films like the poor villains, macguffin plots, poor (literally interchangeable; see: Wright) directing, forced characterizations, etc. so there's no way they'd accept that keep accepting that in the future and Marvel hasn't shown they can do anything else. This explains their desperation to get even guys like the Fantastic Four back since at least people recognize them. They know their efforts can only go so far with characters audiences don't even have in their peripheral vision.

Meanwhile at DC, they own every single one of their properties. Sure there have been some real shitshows like Green Lantern or Jonah Hex, but now with this new cinematic universe they are more focused creatively and financially than they ever have been. They now have a real vision for these films, and moreover Oscar-winning talent at WB to back it up. Hell, WB basically invented the comic book movie genre and are primed to retake it. Speaking of iconography, the Dark Knight trilogy and Man of Steel show that these immortal characters in the DC lineup are ones that audiences actually want to see done well. Those Batman films made a billions (also Batman merchandising sales are 2 or 3 times higher than the whole MCU) and Man of Steel's divisive reception shows to me more than anything the respect people have for these characters and the desire they have to see them on screen and done well. With the slate of DC movies, people will go see them because they want to see these characters, unlike with Marvel where they go just because it's a Marvel movie and they hope for the best. The latter's good will/humor from Guardians can only old for so long (just imagine an Iron Man 2 level film but with a new property, everyone would despise it and that character would never be seen again). Snyder and company have definitly learned form Man of Steel the boundaries they have in front of them, and they will only grow and improve moving forward (proof: David Goyer is gone). I have zero doubt in my mind that Batman v Superman will outgross Avengers and Age of Ultron.

Thoughts? Is Marvel really a one trick pony? Is its time in the Sun almost done?

I would also like to point out that Marvel was facing near bankruptcy in the mid 90s before X-Men and Spider-Man came along, so before you go all Marvelfag with "DC KEK, MAN OF MURDER WAS SHIT" just bear the former in mind.

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The Flood / A communications disruption can only mean one thing
« on: December 03, 2014, 11:30:26 AM »

invasion

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