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The Flood / Re: what kind of peanut butter do you like?
« on: July 27, 2017, 11:45:55 AM »
YUMMY CREAMY STUFF GET IN MY MOUTH NOWfull homo

Kinky

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The Flood / Re: would you enslavs me y/n
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:58:55 AM »










Same eyes, same nose, same mouth, almost same eyebrows (his are drawn on since he's dead)....Same guy :D

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The Flood / Re: would you enslavs me y/n
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:52:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:38:47 AM »
Oh shit, Claire found out my real name: Hugh Mungus Johnny


Am I Claire now?

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The Flood / Re: I'M SORRY I'M WHIIIITE OH I'M SO SORRY SO SORRY
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:00:06 AM »
I'm sorry I'm not white.

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 27, 2017, 07:58:07 AM »
Psy: Paul


Chally: Rick


Jono: Charles


Big Boss: Sid


Desty: Johnny


SecondClass: Alex


Verb: Dexter


Prehistoric: Armando

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The Flood / Re: We give each other real names
« on: July 27, 2017, 07:55:43 AM »

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The Flood / Re: what kind of peanut butter do you like?
« on: July 27, 2017, 07:49:22 AM »
CRUNCHY!

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Short Fiction contest
« on: July 26, 2017, 08:57:59 AM »
Magic? Okay I'll enter. :3

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The Flood / Re: my fucking computer is straight haunted
« on: July 26, 2017, 07:56:34 AM »
Spooopy!!!


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kinda curious to see what that pic was.
Two blonde lesbians getting it on. The things I suffer through just to keep your innocent minds safe.


I wouldn't call watching lesbo porn suffering... unless it's one of those scary fetish porns.

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The Flood / Re: How did I do on Al Baghdadi's birthday?
« on: July 25, 2017, 12:44:48 PM »
Wait... she's not your wife... just your girlfriend, and you got her a car?




must be nice

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 08:12:26 PM »
It's fucking true, if you want to steal phones it's super easy. Not so easy to deal with the potential consequences. Cameras are everywhere, and unless you plan stuff before, you're on thin ice.

Then again, those small cases aren't really investigated by Sherlock Holmes, soooo...
The phone was insured luckily. So she got a totally new  one for free.

It was a busy street too but he get outta there fast. Was wearing a hoodie so no visible face.


Fucking trash.

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 08:11:40 PM »
Why would some 50 year old Indian guy try to rob you
she presented an opportunity in a crowded place with an easily grabbable bag. That's all there is to purse snatching.
Also probably looked like nice target with lot of money.


Yeah... it's a Betsy Johnson backpack purse lol. The Indians here are nasty and try to scam you out of everything. It's no surprise. While we were waiting for the transfer train. There was a different Indian guy on the train that we had just gotten off of. He kept staring at me while we sat on a bench, and when the train pulled away he slowly licked his lips at me. I flicked him off.

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The Flood / Chally!
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:05:02 AM »
I found this from two years ago





daily reminder

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:02:42 AM »
Why would some 50 year old Indian guy try to rob you and how would this even bother you 5 minutes later let alone days later fucking lol


Have you had anyone try to mug you? It's scary.

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The Flood / Re: Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 11:02:19 AM »
LOL


It was scary lmao luckily I had my wallet in my bra so even if he had made off with it he would have only gotten my 3 year old phone.

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:( that's kind of petty that she told you she had sex. I'm sorry you're hurting. It's hard moving on and I wish I had advice, but I always had rebounds after break ups, so I'm not good at that kind of advice. I hope your heart heals quickly and you find a healthy way to cope.

She didn't just straight up tell me, I just guessed and she confirmed it. Was pretty obvious anyway Might have brought it on myself. I thought the date would just be a little thing but she ended up being away from chat the whole day, so it was obvious what happened. Spent a good while crying.


Damn that sucks. :(


::virtual hugs::




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The Flood / Purse Snatcher
« on: July 24, 2017, 10:31:55 AM »
I almost got my purse snatched on the train over the weekend.


My husband and I had just come back from my sister-in-law's engagement party. She lives in the city, so we decided to take the train down town. On our way home we had to get off at one station to transfer from the red line to the gold line. I was wearing a small back pack purse. I had kept telling myself mentally all day to keep both straps on my shoulders, but in this moment I had only one strap on my shoulder. I walked in between two men who were standing on the train in the middle of the door way. I walk down three rows of seats, and the next thing I know I feel a great tug and my backpack is being ripped down my arm. I see this older indian man (probably in his late 40's to early 50's) on the end of my purse and I scream "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!". My husband is behind me (on the opposite side of the purse snatcher) and there is a man in his early 20's wearing a gray shirt standing next to me. Me, the man in gray, and my husband all lunge forwards towards the man (all the while I have not let go of my purse) the old indian man immediately throws up his hands and there from his hand dangles a set of black head phones.


"I was just getting my head phones" he said with a thick accent and a nasty glare.


He then ran off the train.


I honestly don't believe he was just grabbing his head phones. The tug of head phones being caught on my purse would not have been that intense. All I know what I was ready to kick that crusty old indian man's ass, and luckily I had the back up of my husband and a stranger.


This is the first time anything like this has ever happened to me, so even a few days later I'm still shook.

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:( that's kind of petty that she told you she had sex. I'm sorry you're hurting. It's hard moving on and I wish I had advice, but I always had rebounds after break ups, so I'm not good at that kind of advice. I hope your heart heals quickly and you find a healthy way to cope.

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The Flood / Re: Se7agon card game?
« on: July 24, 2017, 08:55:37 AM »
Wow I don't have mine, and I just went through the entire thread and I don't see it. It's probably saved to my Mac somewhere.

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The Flood / Re: hey deci, join sapphire :)
« on: July 24, 2017, 08:27:45 AM »
I forgot about Sapphire lol

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest topic
« on: July 19, 2017, 01:33:11 PM »
Wait, so do we have to pick three topics and make a story out of them or...
no

highest topic wins then Ill make an official thread about it later


It looks like a 3 way tie to me :(

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The Flood / Re: Class?
« on: July 19, 2017, 12:56:28 PM »
Class is prettier than her.
Liars burn for sinning


I don't think you've see how cute Class is. This chick is p ugly tbh. Maybe it's just her man-brows.
Her attitude is ugly as well. Nobody is gonna want to date a girl with a bio like that in her profile.




Agreed! Personality > Looks.


NO SJWs!

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest topic
« on: July 19, 2017, 09:17:01 AM »
Witches that have to protect students from the Gods.

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The Flood / Re: Good videos for background noise
« on: July 19, 2017, 09:14:04 AM »
YouTube



This is what I listen when I need to unwind and/or not get so pissed with the customers at work.

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The Flood / Re: I wish I was Slytherin.
« on: July 19, 2017, 09:05:10 AM »
I'm totally Slytherin. I was even sorted into Slytherin. I am a pureblood of lies and deceit.

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The Flood / Re: Class?
« on: July 19, 2017, 09:03:43 AM »
Class is prettier than her.
Liars burn for sinning


I don't think you've see how cute Class is. This chick is p ugly tbh. Maybe it's just her man-brows.

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The Flood / Re: I met a girl on Fetlife
« on: July 18, 2017, 03:16:00 PM »
What is Fatlife?
It's the life for fat fucks like me. A bunch of fat people get online but instead of facebook, it's fat life


But you're not fat. Are you trying to be like Roman now? :(
You're cooler than that.
Kits, I am fat. I went from 70 kg to 77 kg.

Fuck it, for the sake of being sexy, I'll up the days I go for a jog to everyday that I ain't working.

if you replace the word fat in the previous reply to fetish, that's what fetlife is. A guy told me about it. Fascinated, I had to make this thread. His fetish was being covered in chocolate, and guess what? The story ends on a happy note since he found a girl that likes the same fetish as he.


Oh you make me sad. 77 kg is not a lot for a man. You're like what 6'?
Even at 6' 170lbs is a little doughy.  trust me, I was there two months back


Casper you've also got body dysmorphia. 170lbs at 6' is healthy.
nigga whadju call me?




Skinny as a rail and beautiful <3

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