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Messages - Enigmatic Dog
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:56:02 PM »
I like sucking on toes
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:55:12 PM »
Not even joking, I've seen her naked.
How big is his dick?
Big enough to keep me happy 
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:54:37 PM »
My sparrow~
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:53:59 PM »
Also, Barrett sounds like a dork and his sunglasses look stupid.
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:52:58 PM »
As someone whose only FF game has been 10, should I play the remake of this game first, or the original?
or should i even bother
turn-based RPGs are a flawed genre in that they often let RNG dominate the combat, but i still find them fun to play
Just play FF4 and FF14 and leave it there. FF4 is the pinnacle of the series and FF14 is the best MMO on the market.
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:49:22 PM »
Not even joking, I've seen her naked.
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:47:23 PM »
Mention Luciana is trans and we'll have already kicked something off
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« on: December 05, 2015, 05:45:51 PM »
Ghost is a real top lad, tbh
He tells it like it is. He's the man the US of A really needs right now.
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« on: December 03, 2015, 04:06:45 AM »
Guts wins because he is lucky, I guess
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« on: September 28, 2015, 01:13:43 PM »
Play a good game, like Medieval.
Play as the Teutonic order and squish those wretched pagans.
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« on: May 22, 2015, 02:06:23 PM »
Why else would everyone be wanting to push the industry towards 60+ framerates? Everyone except gullible twats like you, anyway.
Because they're petty cunts who actually think little stuff like that matters?... Yeah.
It does matter, doofus. Games at 60 look and feel smoother, play more responsively and generally look better. How is it petty to want gameplay to be improved as much as possible? Though I'm not gonna argue with you because, holy shit, you're literally fucking retarded AND blind.
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« on: May 22, 2015, 01:57:13 PM »
No, people shouldn't. It doesn't matter, at all. I can't even tell the difference.
If you base a game's worth on whether it's 60fps or not, you're a petty, pedantic piece of shit.
Get your eyes checked then, mate. 60 is clearly smoother and clearly plays much better. Why else would everyone be wanting to push the industry towards 60+ framerates? Everyone except gullible twats like you, anyway.
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« on: March 03, 2015, 07:59:56 PM »
A lot of the bosses on Darkest Dungeon are super hard.
I remember the first time I saw one. Had a relatively strong party going in, well equipped, had lots of gold. Figured I'd check one last room out before bailing with my loot.
Ran into the boss. Made everyone go insane on the first turn, then began to pick my party off every turn. Except this one sister of battle. She was on death's door and NEVER. FUCKING. DIED. Just took his hits like a champ!
She was ace. Too bad she eventually succumbed to blight that she got from the boss' little helper. Not even the damn boss himself killed her. Had to friggin' disease her to finish the job.
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« on: March 03, 2015, 06:47:28 PM »
Sif's theme is by far the most memorable track for me, and it seemed to fit the game so well, too. That or firelink shrine, but I'm choosing Sif's because it makes me cry ever tim
For DkS2, probably Ruin Sentinal's theme. Fume Knight if we count the DLC. No particular reason, I just think they sound rad.
for me, Sif is the most memorable boss fight of any game I've ever played. It's the only time I DIDNT WANT to beat the boss. I truly felt like a bad guy especially once he started limping
Yeppo, that's exactly my opinion too.
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« on: March 03, 2015, 06:01:22 PM »
Sif's theme is by far the most memorable track for me, and it seemed to fit the game so well, too. That or firelink shrine, but I'm choosing Sif's because it makes me cry ever tim
For DkS2, probably Ruin Sentinal's theme. Fume Knight if we count the DLC. No particular reason, I just think they sound rad.
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« on: March 03, 2015, 05:46:10 PM »
IS is executing anyone running away.
Just like our wonderful so called ally in WW2.
You know that was a gross exaggeration, right? Not saying they didn't threaten them with death, but Russia wasn't this whole entire "YOU LEAVE YOU DIE! YOU SAVE COMRADE AND DISOBEY ORDERS?! YOU DIE!"
NYET, YOU DIE FOR MOTHERLAND OR DIE TRAITOR AND IVAN SHOOT YOU WITH MACHINE GUN
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« on: March 03, 2015, 05:42:29 PM »
Well, this is good news. I'd like if western forces could assist in some real regard, but since Cameron's decided to cut our military and every other fucking service for some reason then there's probably gonna be no help from the UK unfortunately.
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« on: February 25, 2015, 12:56:50 PM »
Just because something is natural or "programmed into our brains" doesn't make it okay. Killing others is natural, does that make it okay? No.
It's simple. The presence of pleasure is good. The presence of pain is bad. The absence of pain is good, and the absence of pleasure is only bad if there is someone their to experience it. Which, if you're not born, you can't.
Because children don't have a choice to be born or not, they shouldn't be born. Life is an imposition, one with inevitable pain included.
Taking a life and creating a life are two completely different things. Besides, what you're saying is completely dependent on context. By your logic, it's not okay to kill someone who's doing their hardest to kill you. Should I just let them kill me because it's not right to end their life? No. And I'm not going to sit back and let them murder me. Children don't have the choice to be born, you're right, but just because they don't have a say doesn't mean they don't want to. Everyone, and I mean everyone, has at some point had the desire to live, even if they don't feel that way now. It's human nature. At the most basic level, we just want to survive and procreate. There's nothing morally wrong about that. You're saying that, because everyone inevitably has a moment when they feel down or are in pain, that means they shouldn't be have the chance to be born? Fuck that, that's pointless logic in my eyes. Arguing that point, you could easily counter with the fact that, by not giving that baby a chance to be born, you're an awful person robbing that kid of all his/her potential happiness, love and whatever else good feelings are out there. Life can be hard sometimes, yeah, but if I had the choice of being born or not, I'd never once consider the option of just ceasing to exist.
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« on: February 25, 2015, 11:36:03 AM »
Marriage usually goes wrong because society promotes the idea of getting married rather than the actual marriage itself. That's why divorce rates over her in America are like 49%.
Instead you should discuss the commitments you'd actually take, what you'd do when hardships hit (the 'for better or worse' part), and realizing that 100% of the time it won't be all "Oh I love you!"s. We also make people feel guilty for not getting married if they've been together for more than 4 years when you're in your mid to late 20's, and you're looked down upon.
It's rather strange.
Too many people stay with someone for like... two years, then decide it's time to propose. It's sad (as in the "Awh, I feel bad for them" way) since they're usually young, too. Like you say, mid twenties. You haven't even decided what you want career wise, and people your age are making huge commitments like this so early when they're probably in the same boat as you. It's just baffling why people go into it so early. You should plan beforehand and only really go through with it when both parties have a stable income, or just the one if it's a really well paid job.
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« on: February 25, 2015, 11:32:07 AM »
It's safe to assume ISIS are as bad as the Nazi's, right? Only less organized and with no goal in mind.
Can we get a unified ground effort to exterminate them? I'm tired of the world relying on the US and Britain to do all the leg work.
ISIS are pretty much worse than the Nazis already. Obviously the Nazis did awful stuff, but at the very least they were actually a (somewhat) effective form of government, even if it was very oppressive. The quality of life for the average German citizen in the 30s was really pretty good, better than it had been in decades, maybe even the high point at that time. I mean, I don't hear any stories about ISIS controlled areas in Syria or Iraq being very nice places to live at all and I doubt they ever will be. Way too repressive, and they cherry pick the parts of the quran that best represent their psychopathic ideology.
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« on: February 25, 2015, 11:24:54 AM »
Yeah but he said not want to have kids, so... why? That makes no sense. Unless the rumors I heard about Verb thinking humans having kids is... weird or something. Which is more or less daft, so I refuse to believe he actually thinks that without at least hearing his reason.
Aren't women hotwired to want to kids, at least much more so than men? Well, goodluck finding a woman who'll marry you who also doesn't eventually want to have kids. Part of getting married is to settle down and make a family. Bit redundant if that family's going to die off after your generation, so you might as well not even bother with that. To be honest, I'm not too big on marriage anyway. It's nice, sure, but all the legal stuff involved with it just makes it a bit too undesirable to me, especially if you don't plan on having kids. It seems like it puts both parties under more pressure than they need to be, and for what? Just doesn't seem worth the hassle in my eyes. Not that I'm opposed to marriage, mind you. If I ever found someone that I got along with flawlessly, was with for at least five years or so, I'd probably do a huge 180 on my current mindset. Though knowing me, I'll wake up tomorrow and have changed my mind on it anyway.
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« on: February 17, 2015, 01:33:11 PM »
Game looked kind of all right when it first got announced. Then the more we learned about it, the worse it got.
Then they started with all that "cinematic 30fps, u guiz" and oh boy, did my interest just plummet. I'm sure it'll be an okay movie, though.
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« on: February 17, 2015, 01:30:07 PM »
Luci, lets be real, you're not going to stream it. You're too incompetent.
As for me, yeah, I'm kind of excited. I like the setting and the weapons all look really interesting. Almost reminds me of RWBY in a way that the weapons transform and all that. Grimdark Victorian London is a pretty swell choice of setting, too. It's how I imagined Carim from Dark Souls, actually.
Only problem I have is that the bosses look a little too fast, almost unfair, and some of the voice acting sounds pretty naff.
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« on: February 17, 2015, 01:26:17 PM »
Putin isn't gonna stop swinging his dick around as long someone doesn't make him believe, under no uncertain terms, that it's urgent that he put it away.
Basically this. It's not enough to just hurt Russia's economy, we really have to work harder on it to actually fuck them up proper. Easing off because Putin promises to be a good boy is bloody daft. He is not going to cooperate with the EU or the US and this Ukraine situation is gonna get out of hand. Both the EU and the US need to grow some fucking back bone and get this shitlord worried. Right now he knows that people're too afraid of a war toactually do anything serious about his dick waggling.
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« on: February 17, 2015, 01:17:57 PM »
If you know you can't uphold the promise in the first place, but say you will anyway, then I suppose that'd be a lie.
What I consider a lie would be purposely saying something that's not true. Obviously a mistake's not a lie, since you believe it to be true, you're just misinformed. If you know it's false, though, then yeah, you're lying.
Same as making promises. If you think you're capable and promise you will, then I don't think you're lying. If you know full well that it's beyond you, then making that promise is not really any different to telling someone a fib.
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« on: February 13, 2015, 12:43:51 PM »
I've only lost my straight virginity so far.
We should change that sometime
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« on: February 13, 2015, 12:41:37 PM »
Waiting 250 minuets for a PvP que in FF14 is not fun!
Though I'd recommend the trial of this game, pretty swell
God dammit, Incan, just restart the search! You're getting nowhere with that PvP ;~;
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« on: February 13, 2015, 12:38:13 PM »
You know you're buggered when you take medical advice from a fucking playboy bunny.
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« on: February 13, 2015, 12:36:08 PM »
You clever shit.
On the actual topic, I think it's safe to say people are retarded, and that this scare happening in America doesn't surprise me. We're so anti-science that it's retarded.
Dumb shit happening thanks to American ignorance? Gee, what a shocker!
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« on: February 13, 2015, 12:35:00 PM »
THE DOG DYING IS MORE SAD THAN ANY HUMAN DYING IN THE MOVIE!
Unless it's the ending with Will Smith, that's sad. And then Bob Marley's 'Redemption Song' plays 
It's because dogs don't need to be good characters for us to like them. We automatically associate it with innocence, loyalty and unconditional love. Whereas all the characters in that film were pretty bland. You don't have to write a dog's character. Granted, they did handle that scene really, really well.
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