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The Flood / Re: Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 03, 2017, 06:26:46 PM »
Loaf, what phone are you using?
Samsung Galaxy S5

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The Flood / Re: Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 03, 2017, 02:56:03 AM »
do you have one with more pixels

smartphone cameras are really good these days why are people still taking circa 2002 youtube quality pics
No

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The Flood / Re: Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 03, 2017, 02:17:36 AM »
is that really loaf

New picture of me.

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The Flood / Re: Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:17:54 PM »
Maybe you would be like that with your kids but I wouldn't. Which reminds me. Never have kids. You would be a shit dad.
Let your anger flow.

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The Flood / Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:12:23 PM »


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The Flood / Re: My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 09:02:08 PM »
Ratchet and jank are not words used to describe farts. Rank is the word you're looking four.
YOUR MOM

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The Flood / Re: My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 08:26:10 PM »
loaf is this one of your fetishes
To be perfectly honest, no.
well yknow when you make several threads where you demonstrate a fixation on your flatulence it gives off that vibe
LOL

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The Flood / Re: My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 08:22:11 PM »
loaf is this one of your fetishes
To be perfectly honest, no.

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The Flood / My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 07:53:35 PM »
Idk what it is, but sometimes when I blow a fart, lately they have been smelling a bit more ratchet and jank. Idk why, I haven't changed anything about my diet, except I guess I have been eating a lot more beans O_o

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The Flood / I wanna talk about witcher 3
« on: May 29, 2017, 08:42:52 PM »
So after the game when you get the triss ending, what actually happens is when Geralt Meets Triss in Kovir, he unleashes a deafening, continuous, earth shaking fart, and roars and tremendous primal roar, and triss screams an ear shattering scream and shits a shit which is the size of 11 buses, and the shit just keep growing bigger and bigger, while geralt's fart is evermore earth shattering, and the both scream and roar together, while the shit grows bigger and the fart shakes the entire screen. Pretty soon there is a mountain of shit, and geralt and triss both quiet, and then they smile at each other.

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The Flood / Re: I hope no one has appropriated any cultures today
« on: May 29, 2017, 08:41:40 PM »
Sorry I was too busy taking a shit on the toilet to give a fuck.
You took a shit on the toilet? xD You're supposed to shit IN the toilet you retarded faggot xD

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Okay so, apparently it makes no difference in the end and you don't get any benefits from getting the triss or yennifer ending, and you never see them again anyways. So I guess I don't need to replay a huge portion of the game to try to get the good ending.
lmao

game of the decade
I was just kidding. What actually happens is Geralt Meets Triss in Kovir and he unleashes a deafening, continuous, earth shaking fart, and roars and tremendous primal roar, and triss screams an ear shattering scream and shits a shit which is the size of 11 buses, and the shit just keep growing bigger and bigger, while geralt's fart is evermore earth shattering, and the both scream and roar together, while the shit grows bigger and the fart shakes the entire screen. Pretty soon there is a mountain of shit, and geralt and triss both quiet, and then they smile at each other.

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The Flood / Re: I hope no one has appropriated any cultures today
« on: May 29, 2017, 05:45:41 PM »
It's the duty of superior beings to take credit for good things done by those below them.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

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The Flood / I hope no one has appropriated any cultures today
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:49:55 PM »
You're a huge fucking shitlord if you did

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The Flood / Re: What happened?
« on: May 29, 2017, 10:13:41 AM »
Everyone is too busy masturbating.

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The Flood / Re: How do you deal with stress?
« on: May 29, 2017, 10:12:26 AM »
My job can be pretty damn stressful at times, so to spark some decision on a forum which didn't even last a week before it died: how do you personally deal with stress, whether it is at work, in school, personally? Will post for myself later.
DANCE MY BOY! DANCE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

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Okay so, apparently it makes no difference in the end and you don't get any benefits from getting the triss or yennifer ending, and you never see them again anyways. So I guess I don't need to replay a huge portion of the game to try to get the good ending.
lmao

game of the decade
I was just kidding. What actually happens is Geralt Meets Triss in Kovir and he unleashes a deafening, continuous, earth shaking fart, and roars and tremendous primal roar, and triss screams an ear shattering scream and shits a shit which is the size of 11 buses, and the shit just keep growing bigger and bigger, while geralt's fart is evermore earth shattering, and the both scream and roar together, while the shit grows bigger and the fart shakes the entire screen. Pretty soon there is a mountain of shit, and geralt and triss both quiet, and then they smile at each other.

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Okay so, apparently it makes no difference in the end and you don't get any benefits from getting the triss or yennifer ending, and you never see them again anyways. So I guess I don't need to replay a huge portion of the game to try to get the good ending.

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Shit. I redid the entire game from right before the isle of mists. I thought if I just told yennifer I was with triss then it would save me. But no, I still got the bad ending where they chain you to the bed. Fuck. Now I have to go back to before they uncurse uma and not fuck yennifer and not do the yennifer side quest.

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thats what you get you polyamorous dip
I honestly feel upset at the game for being prejudice against me for choosing the polyamorous path. I sort of want to complain to CD Projekt Red. I wonder if I could somehow get in touch with one of their representatives through email.

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I'm going back to the isle of mist mission and telling yennifer about triss before it's too late, and then beating the game to get the best endings only.

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Last 7 days.

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play a good game instead, faggot
Witcher 3 is the best game ever made.

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Fuck my life. I got one of the good endings. But the fucking fact that I didn't live happily ever after with triss just makes me depressed. I spent a couple hours today redoing the end so I could get one of the good endings, but I would have to go pretty far back if I wanted to not fuck up the ending that gets the triss romance. I'm not sure if you can even get that ending if you choose to fuck yen after telling triss you'll settle down with her.

God damn it, I wish I could just feel happy and accomplished that I finally beat witcher 3. I still have blood and wine and that other expansion to beat, but fucking hell it feels so bittersweet.

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Fuck my life. I got one of the good endings. But the fucking fact that I didn't live happily ever after with triss just makes me depressed. I spent a couple hours today redoing the end so I could get one of the good endings, but I would have to go pretty far back if I wanted to not fuck up the ending that gets the triss romance. I'm not sure if you can even get that ending if you choose to fuck yen after telling triss you'll settle down with her.

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Loaf you listen to any good shit lately hello friend how are you  :)
Sup Jim. I'm doing fine. I don't check this website every day, so sorry for the late reply. I've been doing pretty good. I've been on a classical music kick for this past year. There's not really any album that I would say is a new classic for me outside of classical music, but I think Andrew Chalk's The Cable House would definitely fit that description. Plus I've been paying a lot of attention to reading. I finished woman in the dunes recently and have been reading Lolita, which I find a bit too difficult to get very far in. Good to hear from you again.

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The Flood / Re: I'll sum up human behavior for you
« on: May 26, 2017, 11:01:14 AM »
How the fuck am I related to you again? Oh wait that's right, I'm not.

You sound a lot more autistic than me.
Related to me? Lol who are you?

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The Flood / Re: There is no such thing as a good republican
« on: May 26, 2017, 10:56:17 AM »
I don't believe in two parties, I believe in two panties B^)

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The Flood / It's time to check the loaf approval rating
« on: May 26, 2017, 10:55:17 AM »
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