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3121
« on: March 06, 2015, 11:00:04 AM »
I really envy albert fish. someone so in touch with their sexuality should be admired. albert fish, ed gein, john wayne gacy, richard ramirez, jeffery dahmer, ted bundy. all of them have a special gift, a talent, they are masters of their own art. Geniuses of brutality and morality. I reflect on my own mind, it’s so filled with doubts and hesitation, fear. I wish that some day there was a way I could become truly disgusting, with no remorse. I wish I could find a way to become beautiful. Just imagine what desires lurk in the consciousness of all human beings, not just those who are considered mentally ill or deranged. That is not deranged, that is genius. I wish I could be a genius, but not necessarily the kind that kills people. It just makes me think about the endless possibilities of my own mind, and question the fabric of what makes me, me.
3122
« on: March 06, 2015, 10:48:47 AM »
Jacking off to porn everyday isn't unhealthy
that's utter bullshit. if you want to cut your chance of prostate cancer in half you should jack off at least twice a day.
3123
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:10:53 AM »
I am not allergic to apples. It must be some crap that they put in the motts.
3124
« on: March 06, 2015, 08:51:29 AM »
I don't know why, but when I have a bowl of applesauce it will make my jaw tense up or something, like my throat is just tightening. I don't know what it is about applesauce.
3125
« on: March 06, 2015, 08:24:30 AM »
it sounds like you're trying to pick a fight with other people
You're cute (´・ω・｀)
don't denko me
don't even
(((＼（＠v＠）／)))
3126
« on: March 06, 2015, 08:19:47 AM »
it sounds like you're trying to pick a fight with other people
You're cute (´・ω・｀)
3127
« on: March 06, 2015, 08:13:37 AM »
my house has a dispenser built into the sink, a second faucet that dispenses steaming water. I literally just poured it over some quaker oatmeal and put a couple chunks of brown sugar in it and it is like the perfect consistency. Retards.
3128
« on: March 06, 2015, 06:52:37 AM »
this office chair fucking sucks. I got it a couple years ago and just months within getting it got permanently stuck in the down position, because the hydrolic leaver that makes it go up broke. Also there's garbage stuck in the wheels, from always running over pieces of plastic and tissues. It's almost as though it's designed to capture that stuff in it's wheels under a little flap. I despise this chair, I am so happy mommy and daddy are getting me a new one soon >83
3129
« on: March 06, 2015, 06:47:11 AM »
I have never eaten nutalla. I don't even know what it is, it just looks like chocolate, and I always see them making it out of stuff on desert food blogs. So I really don't have any desire to eat any considering it is probably just some fat american concoction of fat and useless calories. have fun dying an early death from consumption of garbage.
3130
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:46:50 PM »
alfed hitchcock is the fucking man. I used to watch his movies a lot several years ago. rear window, vertago, psycho, the birds, the dude was just a jackpot of classic films. I fucking love his work so much, he rules. listening to him talk is awesome too. I like that one quote of his "I think everyone loves a good murder, as long as it isn't them".
3131
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:44:40 PM »
When I listen to music at work, I only use one earbud so I can still hear whats going on in the office. But the album I'm listening to is in stereo 
that sucks man. fuck ear buds, how can you even enjoy the music? just don't listen to music unless you on a good sound system otherwise you are just cheapening the experience exponentially.
Pretty sure the people I share an office with wouldn't appreciate that.
well good sound can mean good headphones obviously.
3132
« on: March 05, 2015, 08:18:07 PM »
I'm a college graduate that has to work for $9 an hour.
>tfw no degree
>tfw you make more than Roman
It's Obama's fault.
oh my god this gif is epic.
3133
« on: March 05, 2015, 08:17:17 PM »
no one even noticed my story I wrote :C
3134
« on: March 05, 2015, 01:34:43 PM »
I miss the furry theme :C
3135
« on: March 05, 2015, 01:26:30 PM »
I see the art in it, and I can parse messages from it, but for me it's trying too hard. The sexualised pseudo-meaningful rambling set over minimalist fucked-up music offends my pop-alt-rocker sensibilities. If I want to punish myself with music I listen to Death Metal.
coil is one of the least edgy acts in it's style. the music is really sexual and beautiful imo.
3136
« on: March 05, 2015, 01:22:56 PM »
NSFW hmm actually not the end. part 2! he starts to freak out as he feels the warm cum drip down his face. terrified he cries out for his guns, how he would shoot me full of holes. I lift him up onto a bed and tie him down to the bed posts, connecting with rope to his already tied up body. He is frozen and cannot move. I put some lotion on his penis and rub it a little bit. He cries out in denial at what is happening to him, but I just say "shhhhhhhh". I rub him gently for a little while and then I disappear for a moment, returning with needles. I tell him to hold very still or else it will become very damaging and painful. his eyes widen as he sees the painful instruments of torture I have laid before him. he starts to cry and I gently rub his head reassuring him that everything is okay. I carefully pick up a needle and insert it into his nipple. he writhes in agony and gasps from the pain, cursing me and insulting me so much. I grab a gag and tie it around his mouth so he cannot speak and I kiss his cheek. I rub his cock some more and then I put another needle through his ear lobe. he is crying uncontrollably and I kiss his chest and assure him that everything is okay. I put my mouth around his cock and keep sucking it for a little while. His face blushes red as his cock pulses, and he shoots an enormous orgasm in my mouth, and I swallow it, satisfied and say "now don't be a bitch". the end.
3137
« on: March 05, 2015, 01:14:22 PM »
NSFW I hand cuff the man, as he tries to refute my arguments. he struggles and screams about how he'll shoot me and stuff. I wrestle him to the ground and tie him up, legs, arms, the rope weaved heind him over his back. he starts to quiver as the realization that he is all mine sets in to huim. I leave for a moment and return with a nine tailed whip and hot wax. I whisper in his ear that he's been very mean to me. in spite of me he shouts about how I am a tremendous faggot, and I proceed to lash his butt. he shouts and struggles and I keep whipping him. he shouts and shouts and tries to squirm around but the rope is too tight. he ends up tiring himself out and sits there out of breath. I let him relax for a second and I whisper to him "it's okay, there's no need to fight, just enjoy it". he looks at me with a feeling of absolute hate and disgust on his face. he swears to me that I will regret this day. I feel my erection growing harder as I tell him that his little obsession with guns is pathetic. I take out a candle and light it and hold it over him. I kick him over exposing his balls and I drip some candle wax on his balls. he writhes in agony as his balls sear from the hotness of the wax. I keep dripping it on him as he thrashes around to try to avoid the hot wax. eventually I put the candle down and start masturbating. I aim directly at his face and cum all over it. the end.
3138
« on: March 05, 2015, 01:06:18 PM »
Such a bad troll.
not a troll. just dealing with belligerent idiots makes me bored. honestly I would like to tie you up and drip burning wax on you.
What if that's his fetish?
mmmmmm libertarian gun nut gets tied up by the stupid little liberal. sounds fine by me.
I'm not a libertarian. What would even give you that notion?
*hand cuffs you* >: )
3139
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:59:09 PM »
the feminist logic:
anyone who disagrees is hostile towards women
you know I kind of do want to punch the people who made this test.
3140
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:51:35 PM »
what the fuck does any of this even mean? it is basically just saying that anyone who takes the test is sexist LOL
Hostile Sexism Score: 3.73
Benevolent Sexism Score: 0.18
and btw a lot of the questions are homophobic because it implies that women and men are the only two people who can be involved with each other, so I strongly disagreed to all of those questions.
3141
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:41:03 PM »
Such a bad troll.
not a troll. just dealing with belligerent idiots makes me bored. honestly I would like to tie you up and drip burning wax on you.
What if that's his fetish?
mmmmmm libertarian gun nut gets tied up by the stupid little liberal. sounds fine by me.
3142
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:38:57 PM »
Such a bad troll.
not a troll. just dealing with belligerent idiots makes me bored. honestly I would like to tie you up and drip burning wax on you.
3143
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:36:22 PM »
Oh look at that, PSU is running away from the argument. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! PSU: "big bad loafy poo made me poop myself when he presented me with an argument :C"
3144
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:28:51 PM »
Are you just repeating yourself at this point?
I mean, I wouldn't expect you to understand anyway. You don't have your own home, you don't have your own family, your parents buy you everything. Talk to me in 10 years kiddo.
quite the ad hominem attack we have going here.
3145
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:27:41 PM »
jesus christ, this is embarrassing.
3146
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:26:26 PM »
PSU is to big of a retarded gun nut to listen incan, but yeah that's a good point. It really would be pretty shady if he just avoided the police when they asked for his guns from him. Pretty sad. Arguing with someone like this won't do anything but lead to being bored, because talking with stupid people isn't beneficial.
And you're too much of a brainwashed liberal who has an irrational phobia of guns.
oh wow, coming from you who's so afraid of criminals that he has to hoard guns and would refuse police orders if they asked for your guns. that's pretty hypocritical. I like your buzz words. it's really inspiration.
Afraid of criminals? Not at all. They should be afraid of me.
Hording guns? I have 3. Thats hardly hoarding.
Would I refuse police orders? Yes. You know why? because I have a set of balls that the founding fathers would be proud of. Unlike you who would run with you tail between your legs.
you're hoarding guns to protect yourself from criminals because you're afraid of them. the founding fathers don't give a shit man, the times have changed and they've been dead for hundreds of years. you are probably the kind of person who thinks that you are going to rebel against the government some day. you realize that guns were just important because around the time of the founding fathers hunting for food was actually necessary and stuff like that. now a days things are different and your stanch gun devotion is just really insecure and pathetic, and it shows with how you use all these buzz words which just makes me think your'e on a big power fantasy right now. like you're so afraid of everything around you you have to carry around gums to protect yourself and insult anyone who threatens your safety blanket (aka your guns). just give it the fuck up.
3147
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:17:15 PM »
PSU is to big of a retarded gun nut to listen incan, but yeah that's a good point. It really would be pretty shady if he just avoided the police when they asked for his guns from him. Pretty sad. Arguing with someone like this won't do anything but lead to being bored, because talking with stupid people isn't beneficial.
And you're too much of a brainwashed liberal who has an irrational phobia of guns.
oh wow, coming from you who's so afraid of criminals that he has to hoard guns and would refuse police orders if they asked for your guns. that's pretty hypocritical. I like your buzz words. it's really inspiration.
3148
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:11:14 PM »
PSU is to big of a retarded gun nut to listen incan, but yeah that's a good point. It really would be pretty shady if he just avoided the police when they asked for his guns from him. Pretty sad. Arguing with someone like this won't do anything but lead to being bored, because talking with stupid people isn't beneficial.
3149
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:04:35 PM »
god fuck off digitallzesty. this isn't the time or place for ignorant little philistines to talk. let the big boys talk about grown up music. take a hike.
3150
« on: March 05, 2015, 12:02:24 PM »
you really love the idea of killing. it's really demented, sick.
What are you talking about? Do I love killing? No. But I'll do it without regret if someone is trying to steal my property.
Were you referring to my hunting? Whats wrong with killing for food?
You keep avoiding the fact that taking away guns will reduce gun related crimes and murders. Sorry that you feel the need to defend your tough guy complex. Honestly, if someone was attacking you with a gun they would get you. You're not some wild west cowboy who would draw your weapon when you smell danger and then start firing off perfect shots. You would be dead if you were really attacked by someone. So yeah, give up your guns and stop fantasizing about killing people.
I'm never giving up my guns. Thats a fact.
Would it reduce gun crime? Right now? No. It would take effect about 40 years down the road? Maybe.
Everyone already has guns. What? You think someone is going to go into homes with guns and take them away? LOL
you sound so sad right now. like a little child. YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY GUNS WAAAAAAAAH!!
Sad? I'm just telling you facts. No one is going to take my guns.
But really, do you think banning guns will just make all guns disappear?
not if whiny children like you have anything to do with it, huh. I'll just stop talking now because I am wasting my time talking to a libertarian tough guy. It's really starting to gross me out. THE GUBERMINT CAN'T TELL ME WUT 2 DO!!! MERICAN AND PROOOOOOOUD OF IT!!
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