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Messages - Loaf
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2011
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:40:12 AM »
In the hospital, first thing on the second floor there's these monsters I have to kill. I keep trying to swing at them and that fucking bitch just stands right next to me and takes the hits. Then she dies and the game is over. Could that be any more fucking annoying? To make matters worse I have only like 13 shots on my magnum because when I was fighting pyramid head I used up most of it, even though I opened up that safe that had like 40 rounds in it. Fuck it all. How did the game expect me to figure I was supposed to drop a 6 pack of juice on that garbage shoot to unclog it? I thought I was supposed to give it to Eddie who was sick in the toilet.
2012
« on: September 30, 2015, 06:36:12 AM »
I always keep a fire extinguisher right next to me at my desk.
2013
« on: September 30, 2015, 04:08:17 AM »
This is such a retarded website. As if they expect me to actually do that. I guess jesus hitler wasn't an acceptable name. They asked for my ID and I sent them this picture that said "I open my eyes to the sun and see nothing" written on a building.
2014
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:47:08 AM »
It's fucking scary that the most backwards religion in the world is spreading everywhere. Islam is a disease and the fact that it's spreading deep into all these other countries is really disturbing to me.
2015
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:42:15 AM »
Islam is not a race. It can be adopted by any race though. All religion should be eliminated.
2016
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:40:28 AM »
Cause France needs more mooslimes, am I right?
I think you mean mudslimes.
2017
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:37:46 AM »
2018
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:31:10 AM »
My god, we can only hope so.
um excuse me casper? excuse me?
2019
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:30:05 AM »
shut the FUCK up. I'm sick of people who fucking bitch about "ohhhh the days go by so fast" there's no redeeming quality to that kind of moaning. I would happily punch you in the face for being a little bitch.
2020
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:29:04 AM »
I started playing silent hill 2 yesterday and I don't know if I want to play the game when it's day time or not. What would you do?
2021
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:10:28 AM »
Have you ever considered hitting on an attractive male officer?
LOL no because I am not gay.
2022
« on: September 29, 2015, 06:58:27 AM »
I dunno.
2023
« on: September 28, 2015, 08:48:41 PM »
I started playing resident evil 2. It's awesome.
2024
« on: September 28, 2015, 06:08:44 PM »
If you were dead, you wouldn't know it.
That's where you're wrong my nigga. Btw you guys I'm not like upset or anything, there's no need to console me. I'm like... just dead.
2025
« on: September 28, 2015, 05:50:10 PM »
You guys don't understand. I am literally dead and still walking around.
2026
« on: September 28, 2015, 05:04:45 PM »
I dunno how this one time this chicken that I ate in NYC was so fricken tender and delicious. It's like what the hell did they do to make it so tender and delicious? I think sometimes rotisserie chickens are almost like that if you eat them on the very day you buy them.
2027
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:21:15 PM »
FFTactics and FF6 are kind of similar to Chrono Trigger
I saw final fantasy tactics at the game store too. I gotta play at least one before I go back and play another. I think that I am gonna settle on playing silent hill 2. I kinda want to go get my television from my bedroom in my old house.
2028
« on: September 28, 2015, 01:05:54 PM »
Seriously, that's what it feels like.
2029
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:17:58 AM »
RPG is pretty abstruse. I recommend starting off with lower-level programming languages.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A STARTING POINT I HAVE PLAYED RPGS BEFORE.
2030
« on: September 28, 2015, 10:02:37 AM »
I want to plan an rpg. I mean like a classic one. I was thinking of going to my game store and getting either chrono cross or xenogears. I dunno, is there any others that come to mind? I have a lot of the major ones on snes on cartridge, but I would have to play them on an emulator because the save pack battery on them is probably dead.
I could play chrono trigger again because I put the game down years ago when I was on the final castle, because I have a propensity to do shit like that. I never returned to it and that would be a good incentive to play the game again. I am also looking forward to the remake of resident evil 2, which I will probably be getting when it comes out.
Orrrrr I could just play silent hill 2 which I already have on PS2, or castlevania symphony of the night which I never actually got around to playing (I have it on ps1). Or I could go get psychonauts. I dunno what game to get, maybe I should be saving up my money for the oculus rift? So many choices, I am not sure what I want to do next.
2031
« on: September 27, 2015, 10:20:39 PM »
They say you eat with your eyes, so I'd wager that could be a factor in the science of good food.
Not really. I ate this shit out of a Styrofoam bowl with plastic fork, it tasted amazing though and it made me feel great. I'm gonna go have another small sip of wine.
2032
« on: September 27, 2015, 07:45:12 PM »
Chicken is yummy.
2033
« on: September 27, 2015, 07:08:10 PM »
damn for dinner my nigga I had a can of lentils with these tomatos, goat cheese and a swig of wine my nigga. Like for real I took some of those tomatos that aren't as small as cherry tomatos and not as big as regular tomatos and I chopped them up over the meal. I swear I was in a bad mood and then I ate that and now I feel great. I wish I knew the science of what makes food make you feel so good. I wanna really learn about the human experience, you know what I mean? After that meal I finished it off with two little sips of wine just to smooth over the taste. Omg it was so fricken good.
2034
« on: September 27, 2015, 09:36:56 AM »
2035
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:06:00 PM »
I respect you lord starch, but big name artists are cancer.
2036
« on: September 26, 2015, 03:03:50 PM »
This is important
I don't shop at a fucking super market because I'm not a creepy low life. I shop at a local grocery store which is up scale and they fill your trunk with your groceries for you.
2038
« on: September 26, 2015, 12:02:33 PM »
I was sitting at my computer listening to video game soundtrack music. Chrono trigger, kingdom hearts 2, the halo 2 theme song, when all of a sudden I felt the urge. I decided I didn't want to wait in agony as I listened to the halo 2 theme, so I got up and I went to unleash the beast. I sat down and at first it came out slow, my asshole was tight and I could feel it being pushed outwards by the firm long shit. It was one of those shits that feels like it hit the bottom before it's all the way out, no splash or anything. I even moved my butt back and forth to see if it was still partially in there and still connected to the turd. It only took one wipe because there was hardly debris on my ass. Then I took a really big piss. Even as I type this I can still feel my asshole stretched out.
2039
« on: September 24, 2015, 11:20:08 AM »
I'm adorable \^u^/
2040
« on: September 24, 2015, 11:04:06 AM »
um guys, I just posted in this thread. please don't ignore my last post. thanks.
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