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« on: July 02, 2015, 09:20:42 AM »
We know that a lot of things can be hilarious, but can something taste hilarious?
692
« on: July 01, 2015, 02:54:21 PM »
More like obummer.
693
« on: June 26, 2015, 06:51:04 PM »
 I can post the whole tumblr full of his pictures if you want. ALSO CHEERS FOR GAY MARRIAGE BEING LEGALIZED!!
694
« on: June 24, 2015, 03:06:00 PM »
You'd think that he'd try to kill himself so he doesn't have to spend the rest of his life in prison or something.
695
« on: June 24, 2015, 02:53:19 PM »
when they don't even collect animals?
696
« on: June 22, 2015, 01:23:08 PM »
697
« on: June 21, 2015, 07:58:59 AM »
There's a bunch of really nice black employees here, but all i can think is "don't blurt out anything about baltimore, fergeson, or charleston!" Also don't say "what's up my homie!"
698
« on: June 20, 2015, 06:26:39 PM »
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« on: June 20, 2015, 03:36:55 PM »
Apparently it means being so much smarter than everyone else, that everyone else just seems so simple to you that you can't relate to them, everyone else just finds you to be stupid, because you're actually so smart that you can't speak the language of the mongoloids.
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« on: June 20, 2015, 03:13:24 PM »
Hi. I know I just made a thread saying that I am drunk, but I wanted to recant that. I don't want people to have no notion that I was actually drunk, I feel that there's a little ambiguity of how people could interpret that thread. Some people may think that I am just being silly and I am not actually drunk, some people may think I am just saying I only had 1 beer but I actually had more. I assure you that it's the former, I don't want people getting the notion that I am the kind of person who actually gets drunk 
701
« on: June 20, 2015, 03:02:24 PM »
guys I had like 1 beer and I feel soooooo silly ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho I knew this would be a bad idea but I did it anywayyyyyyyyyyyS!!! But that's okay because I am a cigarrett and I am smoking!!! inhale and exhale the fuuuuuuuuuuuuumes. I love guinness.
702
« on: June 20, 2015, 06:29:02 AM »
Decomposing dead bodies exploding with gas.
703
« on: June 19, 2015, 09:56:00 PM »
I don't feel very comfortable telling my IQ to people here, but I have been thinking about something more big picture. I am always trying to imagine ways that I could be more intelligent, but sometimes I just feel like there is a limit on simply how hard I can think and how fast my mind can process information. So I have been feeling quite a bit of disparity over this fact, because I honestly feel inadequate in my intelligence. I look at the intelligence of other people and I can feel a little reassured sometimes, but I still can't can't get over how stupid I feel. I don't even know why I crave the self satisfaction of being proud and intelligent, why I am having this constant struggle to be intelligent and ultimately failing, then just feeling inadequate. I don't know how there can ever possibly be a way that I can find some self respect for myself. Does anyone have anything to say about this that's appropriate and isn't mean?
704
« on: June 19, 2015, 06:41:58 AM »
Look at how the fat tub of lard falls over, how her stupid sanctimonious feminist ways didn't work, how she cries and blubbers like a retard. This is an example of how you should deal with feminists.
705
« on: June 19, 2015, 06:30:50 AM »
I went out to a concert last night. It seems like every time I talk to someone, no matter how casual, mundane, ordinary the conversation may have been, I just have the worst sinking feeling in my head that I messed something up. I talked to like 3 people who were at the show, I was really chill and just said hi and asked them about their favorite bands and stuff. I really tried hard to be as normal, as far from weird or fucked up as I could possibly be. Yet this next morning, all I have is this terrible feeling that I should have never talked to them, that I want to go escape to the space station.
706
« on: June 18, 2015, 12:53:40 PM »
I just try to filter anyone who isn't atheist or agnostic. I seriously don't want to be friends or in a relationship with someone who believes in childish bullshit. It's funny to me sometimes how I am actually smarter than the majority of people in this world. I know that sounds like a joke but I honestly think that, I hope you understand, in spite of whatever delusions about the world you may have.
707
« on: June 18, 2015, 07:21:52 AM »
Completely cut off from the modern world. I feel like it's just too painful for me to have to deal with this place. I really just wish that I could be completely cut off from it, except the internet and whatever I need to live underground. Perhaps a large subterranean garden and large mansion for me to live in underground, completely alone. Perhaps some cave bunnies, or a dog to keep me company. Seriously, I am so fucking fed up with feeling sick of this world. I just want to be completely cut off from it at all. I wish I could be on the space station.
708
« on: June 16, 2015, 04:52:50 AM »
I really hate Dancy music. There may be no such thing as “good or bad” music, but that is just because there is no such thing as objective good or bad, universally. What there is though, is music that is made to be more immediate to the listener. There is literally music that is made to be understood on the very first listen, while some music is composed differently so the brain doesn’t get the immediate satisfaction it would listening to something poppy.
There are obviously very extreme examples on either end of the spectrum. The music of mainstream culture is so repetitive, to me it is just unbearable to listen to. It sounds simple, annoying, easy to literally get stuck in your head because it is so repetitive and simple. So you can tell me that there is no music that is objectively good or bad, but you cannot tell me that some music is simply less challenging. Some music listeners are serious about listening to music, so it is frustrating to some listeners who take listening to music seriously. There is a dilemma here, whether you want to call it “good and bad taste” or not.
709
« on: June 15, 2015, 10:08:49 AM »
↖ I just want to remind everyone that this user does not enjoy dick. I know that I make a lot of jokes about homosexuality, in a homosexual way. That is all they are though is JOKES! I do not actually feel attracted to guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being attracted to the same sex at all, in fact I encourage it. Thanks.
710
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:16:43 PM »
When will it end? So hopelessly detached from it all, the world is just a spectacle and I am an onlooker. I lost my train of thought, because my computer doesn't care and was freezing up. I closed my 10 hitomi.la windows I had open, it started to get speedier again. Nothing else I say would really make any point or sense, but I just wanna say I fucking love the band Dystopia, because it's music about living a miserable as fuck existence, spewing hatred everywhere on the poor record that was made victim to contain this fucked up noise. It's relateable, beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvXg3BLAR_E The site slowed down again...
711
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:53:16 PM »
Now you all owe me 20 dollars.
712
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:35:19 AM »
Debate me.
713
« on: June 13, 2015, 03:31:38 PM »
I sure as hell don't download music for free haha. Fuck criminals.
714
« on: June 13, 2015, 12:17:45 PM »
I have been really enjoying surgeon simulator and hatred. Mostly because both can be played for hours with really repetitive, simple mind numbing thought processes. I love to turn on music and play them and stuff. If I could find some more games that I could just play over and over again that are really simple and don't require full sound, I would appreciate it. I really want the game I am bread.
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« on: June 13, 2015, 11:57:15 AM »
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« on: June 10, 2015, 03:35:25 PM »
So I am learning the guitar, I am doing some not reading so I can learn how to play scales and stuff better. My problem right now is these fucking lower strings, reading the notes for them is so confusing. It's written out like
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Fuck I didn't mean to post that already, I had more to say. Oh well. I will add it in the next post.
717
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:24:56 PM »
Usually when these bluffing attention whoring faggots say that they can't gain weight, it's usually followed by 'but I eat a diet of mostly healthy foods". Not gonna generalize everyone who has this attention whoring personality disorder with that, but if seriously think you cannot gain weight, besides just being a snob who can gain weight, who is just bragging to show off how thin they are, then you are fucking eating wrong. I want to get a fucking jack and jack open these people's mouths and just fucking shove stuff right down their fucking throat. A shit load of fucking peanut butter will do. I hate these pathetic little fucks, just shove a ton of fucking food down your throat and you will be good to go. But don't tell me you can't gain weight because you are a fucking lying, attention seeking dog. You just want everyone to admire you for being thin. I am pretty thin, but I actually have to watch what I eat, because unlike a faggot, I actually have the capacity to fucking eat food.
718
« on: June 10, 2015, 09:14:45 AM »
fucking traitor skunks
719
« on: June 09, 2015, 12:49:17 PM »
I go on okcupid and all I see is fat fat fat fat fat fat fat. I really don't want to deal with this shit. It's not fair that we have to live in a country with all these fat people. I will say it again, IT IS NOT FAIR THAT WE HAVE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH ALL THESE FAT PEOPLE! Fat people are fucking disgusting and I do not want to be friends with a giant blubbering sack of mush. Whenever you see them what do you see? Bulging fat fucks who do not appeal to the animal nature of a human being. As human beings we like attractive people, but what do we see all the time? we see fat people fucking everything up and making everyone uncomfortable and pissed off. I fucking hate fat people.
720
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:13:57 AM »
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