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The Flood / On a compass you have west and east...
« on: August 22, 2017, 09:21:09 AM »
Why not weast?

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The Flood / THIS WEBSITE IS A SAFE SPACE FOR OPPRESSED GROUPS
« on: August 15, 2017, 08:50:42 AM »
EVERYONE CHECK YOUR F U C K I N G PRIVILEGE!
SELF CRIT!
USE TW OR CW FOR ANY POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING MATERIAL!
NAZIS ARE NOT WELCOME ON THIS WEBSITE! IF YOU SEE ONE, PUNCH THEM!
WE NEED TO MAKE SPEECH THAT HARMS OTHERS I L L E G A L!
DO NOT USE MEMES THAT APPROPRIATE OTHER CULTURES. LIKE THE CLAPPING TWITTER MEME!!!
IF YOU'RE A WHITE MALE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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The Flood / 🤘
« on: August 12, 2017, 08:44:30 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / I like bananas
« on: August 08, 2017, 07:37:29 AM »
I was making my breakfast this morning, and I realized that I would want a cup of coffee after I was finished, SO I MADE A PREEMPTIVE BREAKFASTORIAL STRIKE! I'M NOT ARMY STRONG, FUCK THAT JINGOISTIC CRAP! I'M BREAKFAST STRONG! I LIKE BANANAS, LOTS AND LOTS OF BANANAS! I HAVE A BANANA EVERY MORNING! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

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The Flood / I'm the most sensitive person on this entire forum
« on: August 06, 2017, 10:07:19 AM »
And the best part about it is, I'm not a nigger, or a faggot.

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The Flood / Piss flaps
« on: August 05, 2017, 01:02:02 PM »
Sarcasm and irony is for the alt right.

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The Flood / I'M SORRY I'M WHIIIITE OH I'M SO SORRY SO SORRY
« on: July 26, 2017, 04:49:00 PM »
OHHHHHHHHH I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING WHITE! IT'S MY FAULT, ALL MINE! OHHHHHHHH

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I just went clothes shopping and it got me thinking about all the nice stuff that's out there. I was wondering, since I know you say you've payed attention to that board a lot, what sort of brands do you really like? I picked up a couple pares of Johnson and Murphy and a pare of Josef Seibel shoes from Dillards, I doubt that's the sort of stuff they talk about there though. I also picked up a bunch of stuff from H&M, because they have stuff that looks really nice which isn't terribly expensive.

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The Flood / So I was walking down the street...
« on: July 23, 2017, 10:29:43 AM »
I was walking down the street and this black guy says "you look like a faggot" so I was like "shut up nigger, I'll cut you". So he charges at me, fists clenched, and I bend down and press a button on my shoe, and a knife flips out. I do a backwards spinning kick and slice his neck open. He falls to the ground gurgling his own blood, I push my sunglasses against my nasion and walk coolly away.

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The Flood / How come the cutest twinks are always so vapid?
« on: July 14, 2017, 02:51:36 PM »
If you go onto okcupid and look through the list of guys, the vast majority are ugly potatoes. But then sometimes you get to a super adorable guy, but he's really fucking simple. Why is it always that the cutest of guys just like shitty pop, and have no interesting taste in anything?

I'm not into guys btw.

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The Flood / Any rape babies on this forum?
« on: July 12, 2017, 11:15:34 AM »
By that I mean people whose mother was impregnated by a rapist.

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The Flood / Remember the rebel blood that was spilled
« on: July 05, 2017, 07:00:57 AM »
YouTube

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I want to make other people suffer, I want to mentally damage others, other people who want to have a problem with me. But at the same time, I want to have a close, loving relationship with another person. You can never be satisfied, you can never have one without the other.

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So I'm in a few genderqueer facebook groups, and it's as bad as you could imagine it. They are that person that you imagine in your head when you think of an obnoxious, overly sensitive little bitch who corrects you at every single thing that you say, which they think is wrong. I'm in a tough spot though, because I honestly feel that some people think "political correctness" means that anyone who says they're wrong is an idiot, when some people actually do say some pretty stupid untrue shit which misrepresents large groups of people. But when you see someone calling you a racist because you think brown is an ugly color for the rainbow flag, then it just makes you feel like all of a sudden you're the most hardcore republican.

Do you ever get that feeling? Idk if you're a republican or a democrat, but speaking interchangeably between the two ideologies, (or whatever, if you think you're above it all, maybe I'm above it all, idk), do you ever feel like all of a sudden you're that guy from the other side you always stereotype, when someone who you identify with politically starts calling you out for something really asinine and stupid, like they're making a big deal out of nothing? That's the weird dilemma I find myself in with so called "sjws". Because, besides not using certain words like retard or cunt or whatever (I really couldn't give a fuck), and cultural appropriation (hurts no one), and checking your privilege, I agree with a ton of stuff that is generally really left wing.

Do you see how this puts me in a really weird awkward position though? Because I'm always in these super left facebook groups, and they really piss me off because I think they're stupid as fuck sometimes, but then they always see me as this nazi hitler richard spencer guy, because they have a very myopic perspective. Fuck, it's just a weird world, and we need more experts. Someone needs to call in the experts right now, and get to work on fixing this shit, like, whatever shit there is to fix. I have no idea what the hell I'm even talking about. Fuck you all, go to hell (god doesn't exist and neither does hell lol fuck you).

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The Flood / Check out these hot buns
« on: June 29, 2017, 05:01:41 PM »

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The Flood / BIG SUCCULENT CHODE
« on: June 28, 2017, 08:57:23 PM »
HOAM HOAM HOAM THE CHODE HAS SPOKEN HOAM HOAM HOAM  MY WEAAAAAASLE IS GROWING A BEARD AND i KNOW THAT THIS IS THE LAST TIME IU WILL EVER SEE MY HAMPTON MAN THE BURLY ONE IS ONLY TOO EAGER TO SUPERSEDE THE LOBSTER IN THE FINAL SHOW DOWN AND I KNOW THAT HOW DO YOU COME TO THE FINAL MEOW MEOW YOUR TIME HAS COME DIRTY DAN MEOW MEOW MEOW

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Anne Frank

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The Flood / Why there is no such thing as a bad person
« on: June 05, 2017, 07:17:11 PM »
Evolution is an unthinking process, and evolutionary mutations may make people into pedophiles, and sometimes what evolution produces doesn't coalesce with the laws of humanity. Anyone who commits crimes is a product of nature, and should therefor not be judged, as we are all products of nature and are at each other's throats because of tribalism, regardless.

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The Flood / Your son reveals to you that he's gay
« on: June 02, 2017, 05:12:23 PM »


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The Flood / My farts have been getting worse
« on: May 31, 2017, 07:53:35 PM »
Idk what it is, but sometimes when I blow a fart, lately they have been smelling a bit more ratchet and jank. Idk why, I haven't changed anything about my diet, except I guess I have been eating a lot more beans O_o

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The Flood / I wanna talk about witcher 3
« on: May 29, 2017, 08:42:52 PM »
So after the game when you get the triss ending, what actually happens is when Geralt Meets Triss in Kovir, he unleashes a deafening, continuous, earth shaking fart, and roars and tremendous primal roar, and triss screams an ear shattering scream and shits a shit which is the size of 11 buses, and the shit just keep growing bigger and bigger, while geralt's fart is evermore earth shattering, and the both scream and roar together, while the shit grows bigger and the fart shakes the entire screen. Pretty soon there is a mountain of shit, and geralt and triss both quiet, and then they smile at each other.

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The Flood / I hope no one has appropriated any cultures today
« on: May 29, 2017, 02:49:55 PM »
You're a huge fucking shitlord if you did

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Fuck my life. I got one of the good endings. But the fucking fact that I didn't live happily ever after with triss just makes me depressed. I spent a couple hours today redoing the end so I could get one of the good endings, but I would have to go pretty far back if I wanted to not fuck up the ending that gets the triss romance. I'm not sure if you can even get that ending if you choose to fuck yen after telling triss you'll settle down with her.

God damn it, I wish I could just feel happy and accomplished that I finally beat witcher 3. I still have blood and wine and that other expansion to beat, but fucking hell it feels so bittersweet.

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Fuck my life. I got one of the good endings. But the fucking fact that I didn't live happily ever after with triss just makes me depressed. I spent a couple hours today redoing the end so I could get one of the good endings, but I would have to go pretty far back if I wanted to not fuck up the ending that gets the triss romance. I'm not sure if you can even get that ending if you choose to fuck yen after telling triss you'll settle down with her.

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The Flood / It's time to check the loaf approval rating
« on: May 26, 2017, 10:55:17 AM »
^

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The Flood / I'll sum up human behavior for you
« on: May 25, 2017, 10:29:30 AM »
People will only care about you as long as you keep trying to uphold their approval. You need to do something to earn the respect of other people, and if you don’t earn the respect of other people, then you are nothing to them. Respect and adoration are a commodity to be bought and sold, either with effort or because some insipid fuckers are born with admirable qualities. People are tribal creatures, and if they feel that you are a part of your group, they will stick up for you insofar as they feel it is in their best interest. If you are not a part of the tribe of another human being, then you are nothing. You are a slave to your fellow man.

Try to deny that it’s true, when the stanford prison experiment shows what happens to people who are given unchecked power and control over their peers. People turn on each other, people torture each other, people have been going to war with each other since the dawn of man. Human beings are a naturally adversarial creature, our way of interacting is no different than the darwinian process of natural selection. The darwinian process of natural selection is just an inescapable law. In their own way people are slaves to this law, because in the end all human beings are inherently selfish.

The way to get hurt the most in this world, is to hope or even expect that other people might care about you or give a shit about you. The only people who it seems to me you can expect that from are your family. You cannot expect anyone to give a shit about you, because there is always a chance that people will discard you, like you are nothing, like you’re worthless. Human beings are scum, they’re selfish. Perhaps, paradoxically, it’s selfish to wish that everyone would just like and respect you. Perhaps it’s selfish to think that you don’t have to give your love and adoration to everyone around you. Either one seems like it would work as well, it’s arbitrary, absurd either way.

Human beings are nothing more than hives of unthinking cells which just are. It is simply the process of nature, nothing more. It is a cruel, and unfair world.

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I was just thinking about how awful human beings are, but then I remembered that a ton of them got blown to pieces just yesterday or the day before. That's actually kinda uplifting, because you always wish that it would come around to all these people you hate, but then you think at least it happened to someone. Not that I think Jihad is really smart and cool or whatever, but just the fact that a bunch of people died, that's a good thing.

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The Flood / I hate SJWs so much
« on: May 24, 2017, 08:49:37 AM »
You know, being a part of the lgbt community, sometimes I like a place where I won't get harassed. But when you go to these "nice" servers, the people in there freak out at you over the slightest impasse. Like, I said the education system is a joke, then this fat cunt starts talking shit to me about how I "reek of foul privileged bullshit". Then I call her a dumb mongoloid and this other cunt comes in and starts telling me how I'm speaking ableist bullshit and I can go fuck myself. These places aren't always like this, but every once in a while when it happens, it just makes my blood boil. I have anxiety and it's hard to calm down when someone earnestly comes out of the blue and starts talking stupid unfair shit to you.

You're always walking the line when you interact with people, always making sure to mind your manners, make sure you tailor whatever you say to suit others. Sometimes it's not that hard, but other times it's a fucking pain in the ass. I'm just sick of human beings. Look at how fucked up this retarded planet we live on is right now. There's no way human beings could ever get along with each other on this planet. The more you look at it, the more you realize just how small the human mind is, and how small of a capacity humanity has for living civilly with other human beings. This whole world is a fucking shit show.

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The Flood / There is no such thing as a good republican
« on: May 24, 2017, 06:37:08 AM »
You have to be a piece of shit to be a republican. I used to deliberate over whether there was anything good about being republican, I thought long and hard about whether or not there was anything good, in principle, about the ideology. In order to be a republican, you either have to be incredibly brainwashed and stupid, or incredibly selfish, prejudice, afraid of those who are different, and jingoistic. To be honest, the united states of america would actually be a wonderful country if all republicans committed suicide.

The democrats aren't that great, they need to improve on economic issues (become more progressive) and not condemning whistle blowers, and constitutional rights (not letting the government have a back door into your computer, unnecessary search and seizure), and a few other things. The progressive party fixes all of this. The republicans are just an irredeemable joke though.

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