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« on: January 09, 2015, 10:46:59 PM »
I regularly post on /k/. /k/ is one of the gayest, sexual confusing, and faggot-ie places on the internet. There are probably more gay furry traps per-capita that post on /k/ than any other place on the internet.
I have become dulled to the actions of the homo-sexual degenerate menace. I-I-I'm not sure if I can take up arms anymore...
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« on: January 09, 2015, 10:35:30 PM »
This reminder that Redding is the best city in California
Considering all the cities in California are trash, that's not hard to accomplish. I'm a bit to harsh. Bishop is a fantastic place full of fantastic people with fantastic values and fantastic views.
633
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:33:02 PM »
The Kilmister. Any man who can eat red meat and drink booze for breakfast for 40 years and not keel over is a bad ass in my book.
634
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:29:15 PM »
Judges should just throw out these dumb ass cases. "Hur I hurt my back on this companies property". "You climbed 6 fences, dug a 50ft tunnel, crawled under barbed wire, held a asian kid at gun point to pick a electronic security lock, climbed a hill, slid down it in a laundry basket, and hit an exposed poll, illegally, and you want to sue because there wasn't enough signs forbidding sledding? Sure I award you 1 million dollars".
One of the few reasons why I think that 3/4th majority for a civil suit is fucking retarded. If I were a juror on a civil suit like this, there would be no way in hell I'd award the money to the plaintiff. They were retarded and did something stupid, then it's all their fault and get no moneys for it.
635
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:24:18 PM »
lol fucking Canada.
636
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:32:32 AM »
But Star Citizen
Come 2025 when it finally releases, I'll consider it.
637
« on: January 09, 2015, 02:31:48 AM »
no mans sky will be a casual version of this
This.
OT: if it was on steam I would have it
It's not, so I don't.
My biggest gripe. I have to poor man's steam overlay it up. In the end, it's not that huge of a deal for me.
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« on: January 08, 2015, 10:03:39 PM »
oooh oooh oooh.
How small is her penis?
Is the the right size for cuddling in the back of a truck during a cold night after a long day of shooting and lovemaking under the open skies?
Good looking women with nice personalities do not like guns.
This is a fact.
 Shit, you're right. I mean, no one actually likes to competitively shoot, and good looking women who you'd want to bring home to mom don't like to shoot competitively.
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« on: January 08, 2015, 09:49:59 PM »
oooh oooh oooh. How small is her penis? Is the the right size for cuddling in the back of a truck during a cold night after a long day of shooting and lovemaking under the open skies?
640
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:40:42 PM »
WOOOOOOO! YOU READ MY MESSAGE ON BNET!
PRAISE THE /K/UBE
By total chance too. Can you believe that? It's like destiny.
Me and Das were talking about you earlier and said I would make a thread......then I had to bump cus new fomans burying it
I feel so loved.
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« on: January 08, 2015, 09:32:47 PM »
WOOOOOOO! YOU READ MY MESSAGE ON BNET!
PRAISE THE /K/UBE
By total chance too. Can you believe that? It's like destiny.
642
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:27:08 PM »
Wow, what a good comeback. I guess you only bang dude too.
What does that even fucking mean?
643
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:24:42 PM »
And you are?
I am the Kernel of Krauts, the glorious gun-fu master, and heir to the last vestige of the Holy Roman Empire that is Holy Lichtenstein, which I will inherit by Blood and Marriage, by force if necessary.
I am the best thing ever. And you are?
He is no one important.
Shut up ark.
Don't call me ark, faggot.
Gonna do something about it?
Well, I already did your mom.
No you didn't, because she only bangs dudes.
644
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:19:44 PM »
And you are?
I am the Kernel of Krauts, the glorious gun-fu master, and heir to the last vestige of the Holy Roman Empire that is Holy Lichtenstein, which I will inherit by Blood and Marriage, by force if necessary.
I am the best thing ever. And you are?
He is no one important.
Shut up ark.
Don't call me ark, faggot.
Gonna do something about it?
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« on: January 08, 2015, 09:17:10 PM »
And you are?
I am the Kernel of Krauts, the glorious gun-fu master, and heir to the last vestige of the Holy Roman Empire that is Holy Lichtenstein, which I will inherit by Blood and Marriage, by force if necessary. I am the best thing ever. And you are?
He is no one important.
Shut up ark.
646
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:11:27 PM »
Oh boy, this faggot.
Want to take this outside?
Spartan MK18? Am I right? That was the original name?
That man is dead. I rose from his burnt out ashes to form this new glorious pinnacle of human humanity.
You suck. From Arky.
With a profile picture as edgy, dumb, and boring as that, I should have guessed.
647
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:09:34 PM »
Welcome back herr oberkommandolietenantkaptainfeldwebelsabsfuhrer guy.
<3 Booty kins
648
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:09:18 PM »
Oh boy, this faggot.
Want to take this outside?
Spartan MK18? Am I right? That was the original name?
That man is dead. I rose from his burnt out ashes to form this new glorious pinnacle of human humanity.
649
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:08:44 PM »
>Implying my >3DPD threads are not the best form of shitposting ever
>Implying >3DPD threads are worth a shit to even be posted in the first place.
>implying you're worth a shit
fucking lol
>Implying shit is worth a shit
650
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:07:47 PM »
Oh boy, this faggot.
Want to take this outside?
651
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:05:33 PM »
>Implying my >3DPD threads are not the best form of shitposting ever
>Implying >3DPD threads are worth a shit to even be posted in the first place.
652
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:04:52 PM »
I feel like you haven't checked all 459 pages of threads and should go do that and let us know
Who are you?
653
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:04:08 PM »
 Class T6 Brown Dwarf in an unknown and unexplored system. Shame there was literally nothing of value or note here at all.
654
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:01:10 PM »
And not a single good one to be found.
Well, I'm here now, and my shit posting will commence.
How does that make you feel?
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