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The Flood / Re: Hitler rolls up to you in his Mercedes.
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:26:43 AM »

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The Flood / Hitler rolls up to you in his Mercedes.
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:24:01 AM »
Himmel, Goering, and Goebbles are in the car too.

He looks at them then back to you and says, "Get in loser, we're invading Poland."

Do you go?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agooks from Cali
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:20:52 AM »
No, but any of you Socal losers ever want to go shooting innadesert, hit me up. I'll totally take you out there and not leave you to die.
k let's go

I'll give yall a hollar a week before i go again

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The Flood / Re: If you were to become a serial killer...
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:59:04 AM »
NEETs. Nothing but NEETs

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agooks from Cali
« on: October 20, 2015, 11:48:02 PM »
No, but any of you Socal losers ever want to go shooting innadesert, hit me up. I'll totally take you out there and not leave you to die.

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The Flood / Re: Should I go to Big Sandy this weekend?
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:48:55 AM »
I want to see some pics if you go

I'll post them. Don't worry

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The Flood / Re: Should I go to Big Sandy this weekend?
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:20:37 AM »
Just booked my hotel.

You guys ready for photos and video of Machine guns, canons, and possibly an M-18 Hellcat? Maybe even some video and long exposure of the night shoot with tracers.

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 19, 2015, 10:50:34 AM »
how many survivors will there be?
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Lots because the rockets suck and i don't know how to bomb with dumb bombs

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The Flood / Re: Living in Irvine SUCKS
« on: October 19, 2015, 01:23:14 AM »
Hey. At least you don't live in Hesperia

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The Flood / Re: Should I go to Big Sandy this weekend?
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:58:08 PM »
What kind of budget are you running on?
I get paid friday, that's an extra 600ish in my account after taxes.

But I have to make my paycheck last two weeks to stay safe in my mind.
How much are your weekly expenditures?
Will you rent a machine gun (oddest question I've asked all day)?

I can exist on +- 50 dollars a week. That covers my fuel and what ever I need to get.

Rental is really tempting. It's not a once in a lifetime experience, but it'd be tough to pass it up.

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The Flood / Re: Should I go to Big Sandy this weekend?
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:47:57 PM »
What kind of budget are you running on?
I get paid friday, that's an extra 600ish in my account after taxes.

But I have to make my paycheck last two weeks to stay safe in my mind.

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The Flood / Should I go to Big Sandy this weekend?
« on: October 18, 2015, 11:38:26 PM »
I've been really wanting to go to the Big Sandy Machine Gun Shoot for a few years now. I mean, come on, Machine guns, explosions, tanks? What's not to love?

It's this weekend and I just found out yesterday that it is THIS weekend. So here I am sitting on the fence. Pay 45 dollars a night for a shitty motel about an hour away to go and experience something that not a whole lot of people outside of the military get to experience. But at the same time, it's such short notice and they do hold them twice a year. The next one will be in Spring sometime.

Now to my finances. I don't have a whole lot of money saved up yet. 90 bucks for 2 nights isn't bad, but I'll need food and fuel too. Not to mention it's 25 dollars to get in, plus more if I want to rent a machine gun. But I could come back with amazing photos, and there is also a night shoot where everyone is running tracers. I figure that a long exposure of that would be phenomenal.

So what do you guys think?

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:51:48 PM »
>slavshit

Bitch, Czechs are bros, not Slavs. Slavs aren't people.
Czechs are as slavic as poles, brah

But you call a Pole, a Slav and that Pole will beat you.

They are Proto-Slavs. But Better.
>all this damage control

czechaboo pls leave

y u have to be mean?

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 03:13:29 PM »
>slavshit

Bitch, Czechs are bros, not Slavs. Slavs aren't people.
Czechs are as slavic as poles, brah

But you call a Pole, a Slav and that Pole will beat you.

They are Proto-Slavs. But Better.

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:55:34 PM »
>slavshit

Bitch, Czechs are bros, not Slavs. Slavs aren't people.

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The Flood / Re: I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:47:54 PM »
I'm afraid I don't really find the notion of flying a jihadi express entertaining.

Bitch, can't you recognize a piece of Czech engineering when you see it?

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The Flood / AMA I could fly an L-39 Albatross AMA
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:44:19 PM »

Isn't it the most Kawaii jet trainer ever?

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The Flood / Re: Kitsune's Drawing Request Thread #3
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:58:14 PM »
Can you draw someone who cheeki'd so hard they breeki'd?

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The Flood / Re: what's the point in having a second monitor?
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:05:52 AM »
Makes GIS easier. Plus Arma on one, ts on the other. I can meta by seeing who has died because they get muted on ts when they bite one

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The Flood / Re: Do you have a right to be upset?
« on: October 18, 2015, 01:59:37 AM »
You have the right to be upset and i have the right to care or to not care

You have the right to be offended. I have the right to not give a shit.

I thought this was established

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The Flood / Re: Voice actor realizations
« on: October 17, 2015, 09:56:04 PM »
Hi I'm Steve Blum. I voice Steve Blum and Steve Blum. You may remember me from my roll as Steve Blum, where I fight Steve Blum for control over Steve Blum. Guest staring Steve Blum as Steve Blum Steve Blum Steve Blum. Making a special appearance is Mark Hamill

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The Flood / Re: DIY projects you wanna do?
« on: October 17, 2015, 09:31:35 PM »
I'm making this


Just need the cuff and the medicine wheel abd it'll be done

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The god emperor of man kind

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The Flood / Re: Match users with their ideal job
« on: October 17, 2015, 12:17:20 AM »
W-w-what would I be s-s-sep7agon-kun?

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The Flood / Re: Friday night
« on: October 17, 2015, 12:13:34 AM »
I had to work from 2 till well, now.

Some dudes were in servicing our fleet vehicles. Just basics, Oil change, tire check, fluids, etc... They needed someone there to make sure that the place gets locked up, and I guess that was me. Mostly sat around after I got all my shit done. Wasn't anything to do. Shot the shit with the guys for a while. Then once they finished, I locked up and headed home.

So, that was my Friday. Yippe! Hey, I got paid for it. In fact, Solar City owes me 745 dollars. Shame I'll only get around 570 of it. Seriously, FUCK taxes.

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The Flood / Re: Can you prove you are not an NSA agent?
« on: October 16, 2015, 07:37:11 PM »
I've never shot a dog. Is that good enough?
or have you?

If you were one, isn't this exactly what you would say?

If I were one, I'd sign my posts with my kill count. I'd also tally them on my guns.

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The Flood / Re: Can you prove you are not an NSA agent?
« on: October 16, 2015, 07:34:43 PM »
I've never shot a dog. Is that good enough?

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The Flood / Re: Someone should make a post on b.net
« on: October 16, 2015, 07:24:34 PM »
Almost everyone was a Destiny player before that restriction was put into place.

I wasn't because I was waiting for a pc release. Then literally a week before they booted us off, I was one impulse from buying the ps4 bundle.

So Bungie booted me out, now they won't get sheckles.
It's shekels you fucking hick

What ever goyim .

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The Flood / Re: Someone should make a post on b.net
« on: October 16, 2015, 07:19:37 PM »
Almost everyone was a Destiny player before that restriction was put into place.

I wasn't because I was waiting for a pc release. Then literally a week before they booted us off, I was one impulse from buying the ps4 bundle.

So Bungie booted me out, now they won't get sheckles.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Zimmerman was a hero?
« on: October 16, 2015, 12:33:44 AM »
If he wasn't then, he is now.

Read his tweets, they're fucking hysterical. But I guess living under constant threat of death makes you a very angry individual.

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