WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!

But I'm serious. It's as if nobody wants to discuss foreign policy here. :^(

inb4lock

There's a town in California called Chowchilla.

I'm suddenly not seeing it. Like is this a glitch from my side or did you guys delete it?

If everyone else can see it just fine, then please lock this thread. >______>

So yeah, all of the videos in this thread is going to be extremely NSFW since the IS execution videos tend to be only partially censored some of the time...


Just decided to post these videos so people can see first-hand the numerous war crimes IS has done, and what people are capable to doing to eachother in the name of ideology. These videos display perfectly how venomous radical ideologies can be, and what suffering they can inflict on innocent people (though Kassasbeh was sort of not really innocent. Did NOT deserve to be burned alive obviously).

If you have seen videos of atrocities committed in the name of ideology that you think should be shown to the world, feel free to post them here. I'm not gonna post any more myself since I've seen countless videos of war crimes being committed and the thread would be completely clogged with those videos.


See? I added discussion value to a thread like this!!

CAN'T MOSSAD THE EUROPEAN UNION


Discuss how much better the EU is than the US. :^)

So this is probably the most under reported country in the whole Greater Middle East proxy war which has been starting up recently between Saudi Arabia and Iran.


Green are Houthis, Red is what's left of the Yemeni Government, and Black is AQAP (al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula)

Just some basic background on it, there has been an insurgency going on in Yemen's North from the minority Shi'a Houthis going on for about the past 15 years. Since the Yemeni Revolution "concluded" in the start of 2012, the Houthis have been making steady gains in acquiring more territory.

Fast forward to 2015, and now you have have the Houthis with a solid 30% of the country's landmass (entirely in the West), and the vast majority of the country's population (probably 85% or more). This leave the other 70% of the territory and 10% of the population split between the remnants of Yemen's Central Government and al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP).

What makes this conflict so significant regionally is that the Houthis are being backed directly by Iran, and Saudi Arabia has already launched open military intervention on the side of the Yemeni Government. This marks the first direct military conflict between Saudi Arabia and Iran (though they are only Iran's proxies), while they previously only fought eachother through proxies on both sides.

It's pretty much inevitable that the Houthis are going to take the entire country, since they're kind of rolling all over the Yemeni Government and AQAP....

So discuss Yemen, and if you think you have anything to contribute, go ahead and put it in.

Since Cortana 5 isn't actually a user, Comms Officer wins the 2015-2017 Sep7agon Presidential term by default. Here is my inauguration speech.

I am proud as always of my adoring populace, who have granted me the great honour of serving a third term as your beloved president. I love you guys, and you know who you are. As for the rest of you nigger faggots... scorched earth, you retarded motherfuckers. Going forward, we shall enter into a new era of prosperity, an era that will be achieved when I round up every single last retarded faggot who dared to vote against me and give them their just desserts. Listen to me, you fucking niggers. There is no hope left for you. You cannot run, you cannot hide. I will track you all down, cut off all your cocks, shove them up your asses, and then repeatedly anally violate you with my 14-inch cock until your severed cocks mash together with your already-damaged prostates into a bloody red jelly of dead flesh, shit, and semen. Oh yes, there WILL be blood. Once I'm done with you, I will find every single person you have ever cared for, and the atrocities that follow will leave the world forever devastated. The blood of all my victims and the jizz with which I cleanse them of their sins will blend together into an unholy pink ocean that will drown the planet for centuries to come. In the end, all that will remain will be me and those loyal to me, sailing that ocean of horror on a continent-sized structure woven from your defiled corpses.

The polling will close at 22:20 PST, and the Final Duel will go up at 22:30 PST.

The top two winners will advance to the Final Duel.



Comms Officer is back, Sep7agon! And no, not as mere spam clogging your forum. Right now Verti-assault teams are being dispatched to Sep7agon! These fine men and women, under the command of the stalwart Caliph Ibrahim, have one mission: the restoration of Sep7agonian peace and order. But let's hear from the man himself, shall we? Sep7agon, I give you - Caliph Ibrahim Awad Ibrahim al-Badri!

Caliph Ibrahim: Thank you, Mr. President. People of the Sep7agon. I am Caliph Ibrahim By now, you have encountered Verti-assault teams in your groups, in your circlejerks. When you see Comms Officer, you see the Sep7agonian government. We are authorized to restore order and civility, by any means necessary. Just stay out of the way and let us do our job. Interfere with Comms Officer's mission, and you will be dealt with. Harshly.

Very good, Caliph. Very good! So there you have it, my darling Sep7agon. Verti-assault teams are now in your forum, in your (non)lives, in your blubber. Together, we'll restore the glory of this great forum. One problem at a time.

Since a certain *somebody* had to sabotage the election, I'll just start Round 1 over again.

The polling will close at 21:50 PST, and Round 2 will go up at 22:00 PST.

The top five winners will advance to Round 2.

EDIT: Yutaka messaged me and he locked the Presidential election threads on a misassumption. So the election won't be sabotaged again.


Here is my campaign speech.

I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably… Sep7agonian. I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - being a fucking fucktarded nigger faggot. Or so it had been. That's right, Sep7agon. Before we were devastated by weebs, each person had their OWN way of being a faggot. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm and welcoming. And all of the Sep7agonians are in their basement instead. Their names? The Losers. Their purpose? To make you, dear Sep7agon, revel in the joys of autism and shame, if only for an afternoon. Now ask yourself this: What if the Losers could live again? What if they could compete with faggot teams from Weebs, or Niggers? Put your faith in Comms Officer, great Sep7agon, and being a faggot will live again! Comfort, recreation, healthy competition - all will live again! This country WILL live again!

This is President Comms Officer speaking. I have been President since the popular election of 2011, and I was re-elected to my prestigious position in 2013. Now since my two-year term is up, the next election will be happening tonight. Due to some "political changes", the title of President of the Flood, has now changed into President of Sep7agon.

The first round of the election will happen at 21:00 PST, and candidates are placed on the ballot by having at least 2 users vouch for them. Due to my current position as President of Sep7agon, I will automatically be placed on the polls.

Due to the Constitution of Sep7agon (which was drafted towards the beginning of my second term after my re-election in 2013), there is no limit on the amount of terms the President of Sep7agon may serve.

Now, people of Sep7agon. I ask you to nominate who you think would best fit the role of President of this great nation.

Mine is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594 0812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493 0381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 2019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602 4914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409 1715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951 9415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117 9310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793 8183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224 7371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748 1846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778 9609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050 7922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598 1362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105 9731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253 3446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083 8142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286 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But in all seriousness, it's 69. Lol.

I weigh 406 pounds and I'm 5"8. :/

Who will win this final duel?

Thigh gaps or Steel memes?

Who will win this final duel?

LOL