Since a certain *somebody* had to sabotage the election, I'll just start Round 1 over again.
The polling will close at 21:50 PST, and Round 2 will go up at 22:00 PST.
The top five winners will advance to Round 2.
EDIT: Yutaka messaged me and he locked the Presidential election threads on a misassumption. So the election won't be sabotaged again.
Here is my campaign speech.
I've been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to, something that is unquestionably, inescapably… Sep7agonian. I am referring, of course, to our great national pastime - being a fucking fucktarded nigger faggot. Or so it had been. That's right, Sep7agon. Before we were devastated by weebs, each person had their OWN way of being a faggot. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day. The sun is warm and welcoming. And all of the Sep7agonians are in their basement instead. Their names? The Losers. Their purpose? To make you, dear Sep7agon, revel in the joys of autism and shame, if only for an afternoon. Now ask yourself this: What if the Losers could live again? What if they could compete with faggot teams from Weebs, or Niggers? Put your faith in Comms Officer, great Sep7agon, and being a faggot will live again! Comfort, recreation, healthy competition - all will live again! This country WILL live again!
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SEP7AGON PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION ROUND 1