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Serious / Re: Science CAN make catgirls a reality
« on: January 27, 2017, 02:29:07 AM »
I am absolutely insulted that you think I would have lewd thoughts about catgirls. Please, I'm not Das.

In light of this disgusting scientific process, I'm honestly going to start a catgirl rights movement and make sure pervs like Ian can't get anywhere near them.
idk I could see you having some weird thing there

you're like a weeb/kotaku kind of guy

Kotaku is a video game website

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 26, 2017, 04:16:10 AM »
>there are people who don't play scorch

You guys should kill yourselves now.

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Serious / Re: It's happening
« on: January 25, 2017, 06:24:09 PM »
msn.com

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 25, 2017, 12:03:07 PM »
Tartarus was alright.

I mean, I'm willing to overlook no boss fights due to the fact that all Halo bosses suck.

It was literally just wait for johnson to shoot his shield so you can be permitted to fight him and everything else was just running around so he can't hit you.

It was pretty shit-tier.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 24, 2017, 12:03:16 PM »
The new 2017 helmets are up for preview on Halowaypoint. Go check 'em out!

EOD looks sweet

Thanks for the link

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The Flood / Re: Trump is the best president we've ever had
« on: January 24, 2017, 04:24:09 AM »
Alternative facts.

Kind of an oxymoron
water is blue

alternatively, water isn't purple

two facts, but one is more honest

Water may be blue, but is it wet?

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The Flood / Re: Official title for Star Wars: Episode VIII revealed
« on: January 23, 2017, 10:28:06 AM »
I still never got what about the force awakened in the last film. Hopefulyl this title is more fitting.

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The Flood / Re: Art Hub
« on: January 23, 2017, 10:14:52 AM »
I made an Earth with Blender

4k image

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The Flood / Re: Is Barron Trump autistic?
« on: January 23, 2017, 04:49:16 AM »
what's his k/d on roblox

He's completed speedrun 4 twelve times

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 22, 2017, 03:53:24 PM »
I think I just had one of my best games yet. 208 points, 26 kills, 7 titan kills, 17 minion kills, 0 deaths. First time I've ever seen anyone go over 200 in Attrition. And the score doesn't include the end of the game where I got a penta kill and the medals for whiping out the entire enemy team by myself. Got 6 kills in like 20 seconds, will upload a video soon. Are there leaderboards or personal bests for scores and stuff?

There are none.

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The Flood / Re: I don't think I "get" video games
« on: January 22, 2017, 08:58:28 AM »
Is there a single game where US is the bad guy?

Spec Ops the Line

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Serious / Re: Some Photos from Yesterdays Protests
« on: January 22, 2017, 08:50:07 AM »
There were people near me protesting and I don't quite understand why given that I live in what is probably the most irrelevant part of a country that doesn't have any relevance to US elections to begin with.

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This is exactly why new members don't stick around, guys. They get shat on as soon as they open their mouth.

I don't like new people

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Gaming / Re: The Art of Fallout 4.
« on: January 21, 2017, 09:19:47 AM »
I think the institute weapons are probably some of the worst weapons I've ever seen in a game. They look ugly aesthetically, they take up around a third of the screen and are pretty much universally worse than the bog standard laser rifle you can get.

0/10

Makes sense from a story standpoint.

- Made from plastics because they're easier to assemble and cheap to produce (though let's not get into where they got the plastic from). Very efficient at the cost of fire-power, in an environment entirely closed off from the outside world.

- Institute uses synths which are just shy of terminator-level strength and resilience, against foes which at best would have scrounged up lower levels of technology (right up until the BoS turned up, anyway) to fight back. Synths are expendable, so are the guns. It follows on to...

- If most of your missions are scavenging tech from the surface and taking it back to an inaccessible bunker underground for research, there's no need for gatling lasers to kill molerats and radroaches. Same for kidnappings and replacements, who your grabbing is unlikely to be well armed to defend themselves. Send in the synths with batons to bludgeon the dude and then teleport out for "questioning".

yeah but that doesn't make them any more fun to use

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Gaming / Re: Josh Sawyer from Obsidian Went To Louisiana To Take Notes
« on: January 21, 2017, 08:25:47 AM »
tfw no dream team of sawyer, avellone and cain


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Serious / Re: Mike "Zap em" Pence, already gearing up
« on: January 21, 2017, 08:22:14 AM »
> The Trump Administration is also committed to clean coal technology, and to reviving America’s coal industry, which has been hurting for too long.
Even with the smoke not being the old timely black, it's still going to produce carbon emissions. There's a reason why coal is being phased out for cleaner fuels.
No, we're gonna bring it all back. Just like the factory jobs that totally haven't gone to robuts.

Trump's going to build a firewall to keep all the illegal robots out and the AI's are going to pay for it.

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Or, I can watch Rouge One
Don't do that

I know I heard it wasn't that good.

Well. The ending of Rouge One at least.

This is rouge



this is rogue one


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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 21, 2017, 06:31:46 AM »
Serverside Patch notes for 23/01/17 (This isn't the Live Fire update)

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    New logging to report player connection quality to help us track down reports of laggy games and disconnects.
    Drastically reduced requirements for Match Loss Protection - Increased chance of not receiving a match loss for joining a game late that we do not expect you to win. When joining matches late if the game has progressed far enough you will see a message notifying you that you will not receive a loss.
    Increased direct Pilot hit damage for Gravity Star.
    Increased damage on the Flatline, R-97, Spitfire, L-Star, Double Take, EPG, and Thunderbolt.
    Decreased damage on the Volt.
    Regen no longer resets Pilot loadout names.
    Assists count as Weapon XP again.
    Nerfed Pilot Sentry.
    Firestar will no longer display "Thermite Attached" if detonated on friendly Titans.
    Fixed Ion Vortex Shield drain being framerate dependent.
    Fixed bad AI navigation on Complex.
    Fixed collision on Crashsite to prevent players from going into walls.
    Fixed Legion Overcore not being available after using Smart Core.
    Fixed "Fairfight category is incompatible".
    Fixed various stability issues.

https://forums.titanfall.com/en-us/discussion/9811/titanfall-2-server-update-1-23-2017/p1?new=1

Also Jayfresh has confirmed the Hemlok and Devotion will be getting nerfed, but not in this update.

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The Flood / Re: I don't think I "get" art
« on: January 21, 2017, 06:25:20 AM »
All I can remember is that one bit of The Moaning of Life where Carl is drinking different colours of milk then puking it up on a canvas and then it gets sold for millions whenever I see modern art

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Serious / Re: Mike "Zap em" Pence, already gearing up
« on: January 20, 2017, 03:00:33 PM »

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Serious / Re: Mike "Zap em" Pence, already gearing up
« on: January 20, 2017, 02:57:18 PM »
Mike "Turning the fruits into vegetables" pence

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The Flood / Re: Nuka
« on: January 20, 2017, 11:04:53 AM »
I'm keeping my avatar past two weeks, I love it

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Gaming / Re: The Art of Fallout 4.
« on: January 20, 2017, 04:35:57 AM »
I think the institute weapons are probably some of the worst weapons I've ever seen in a game. They look ugly aesthetically, they take up around a third of the screen and are pretty much universally worse than the bog standard laser rifle you can get.

0/10

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Gaming / Re: The Art of Fallout 4.
« on: January 20, 2017, 04:32:45 AM »
Whoever decided it was a good idea to have a WW1 style machine gun act as an assault rifle in Fallout 4 should never go near weapon design ever again

It was originally supposed to be an MG for Power Armoured troops, and they were gonna bring back the Chinese Assault Rifle from FO3 to fill the assault rifle role, but time constraints meant the CAR was never implemented (Unfinished models and textures can be found in the game files) and they stupidly called the thing we have no an assault rifle.

I just have a mod that renames it to a machine gun so it's all good.

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 19, 2017, 11:24:38 AM »
Anyway, I've been experimenting with stupid loadouts recently. I've discovered the Softball, P2016, Flatline and Spitfire are all pretty fun to use.

Sure, they're not as good or efficient as the EVA or CAR, but goddamn I'm having fun jumping off the walls and sticky grenading people in the face. It's alot more fun and challenging than meta crap.

P2016 op and you unlock the best banner while using it.

Flatline is the full auto answer to the hemlock, and spitfire has no recoil but shit damage.

I really dig the wingman too, two popping enemies while wall running gets my d hard.

I found the Flatline horrible at first but it's actually ok after getting HCOG.

I really hope they release more titans, the first loadout you get in the campaign was pretty awesome.

The Expedition (With the XO16A2, vortex shield and MTLS) and Brute (Quad Rocket with hover) would be so cool. Especially if they brought back the OG Atlas and Stryder for them.

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 19, 2017, 10:45:26 AM »


Halo 3 marines? Is that you?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 19, 2017, 07:58:00 AM »

Quote
By Lord of Admirals
The image is so misunderstood it hurts.
So what was the intended message of that image? I say they're doing a create job at "helping new players find success" when you can win a warzone match by firing a single round at a boss.
LoA will literally go to any length to defend 343i's bullshit.

And then sperg out because a giant robot has a sword

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It's easier to get raped, so watch out for those ruffies
Change back at any time. Misfits had a scene about this. Suddenly about to be raped by a guy and BAM! Changed into a penis, no rape.

Shit! I just remembered Misfits, they had a few episodes on stuff like this. Lemme dig up a brief script from the wiki ... (or if you're in the UK, watch series 3, episode 2).


Curtis - The dude who can change gender, into "Melissa"
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Seth (a guy who can trade powers from other people) has already passed Curtis's original power (time travel) on to a man who claimed that he would use it to go back and kill Hitler. Curtis then receives the ability of "Gender Swap", having been the only one currently in stock from Seth. Even though it seems he dislikes the power, he uses to his advantage whilst running from the police by changing into a woman when they lose sight of him as Curtis.

Curtis then uses the his power to relive his career in sport after being banned by competing in the women athletics team, under the identity Melissa. Alongside her is Emma, a woman Curtis previously shared a sexual encounter with only to find himself unimpressive in bed. Melissa and Emma eventually falls for each other and have sex, which Curtis claims the experience as more enjoyable.

On the downside, Melissa, being an attractive young woman, becomes the target to unwanted attention from her coach Mark. Mark, molests his female athletes and gets his eye on Melissa. He spikes Melissa's drink and drives her to a secluded area where he tries to rape her. Just before he can commit the act, Melissa regains consciousness and turns into Curtis who then punches Mark.

~

Further exploring his new body, Curtis starts to masturbate as Melissa, switching from male to female. However, this gets his female counterpart pregnant when he uses the same tissue to clean both his male and female self after ejaculation. Adding to his problems, he suddenly becomes unable to switch back as a male and thus cannot easily avoid the pregnancy. He goes to Seth to get his power removed, who agrees on terms....

Pretty fucked up.

Fuck, that show really went downhill in the later seasons.

I think it was after Nathan left in S2. Series 3 was ok but the entirely new cast they had in 4 and 5 were pretty shit.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: January 19, 2017, 05:36:26 AM »
I wish I had grim's job tbh

Getting paid to write a blog every week giving fluff text for your latest stupid armour design sounds like the dream

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Gaming / Re: Titanfall 2
« on: January 19, 2017, 03:26:44 AM »
I still want to try different Titans but I just really got suited to the Scorch

Tone is the easiest thing to transition to, fam.

But as much as I still hate the game I really appreciate the design of the different titans, especially Scorch and Northstar. In Titanfall 1 the use of the Ogre was mostly relegated to scrubs who's playstyle consisted of:
Step 1) Empty Chaingun clip
Step 2) Drop smoke for no reason
Step 3) Mash the Melee button mindlessly
Step 4) Panic eject the moment something breathes in your general direction

And even with higher level players they just wouldnt use it. Tanking just didnt work out.

>tfw i used ogre and quad rocket to go on killing sprees all the time

Goddamn I want them to bring the quad into multiplayer.

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