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811
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:54:24 PM »
Wait,
You still are on B.net?
*snort*okay, I get your stupidity now, good day.
*snort* Autisim incarnate ladies and gentleman. As expected from a brony.
812
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:51:56 PM »
Four or five random people on the internet agreeing on something =/= it being definitively true
If you weren't autistic, you would know this.
You're probably under the age of 16 and are going with whatever you little mind believes.
Hohoho! You're too quick for me! You got me! I'm a 12 year old with a 7+ year memebership on b.new
813
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:50:15 PM »
I think--maybe I'm fucking insane--but I think the only thing that makes you autistic is... being autistic.
That's definitely a contributing factor alright.
814
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:48:02 PM »
Four or five random people on the internet agreeing on something =/= it being definitively true
If you weren't autistic, you would know this.
815
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:43:54 PM »
Wait when was it autistic to go on a family trip?
If my parents invited me to go to a holiday trip at age 50 I still would
Age 50 is fine. The years between 16-29 is widely considered to be autistic.
No it isn't, where the fuck did you grow up?
Family trips at any age is acceptable
It's highly likely you are autistic if you don't have the social knowledge to realise this is not the case. Have yourself checked please.
816
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:42:47 PM »
Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you
I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?
It helps if you're also an oppressed minority
"Hello, I am oppressed black pansexual female that suffers daily abuse from white CIS patriarchy, even the smallest donation can help to raise awareness against man-splaining." Like this?
817
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:41:04 PM »
Wait when was it autistic to go on a family trip?
If my parents invited me to go to a holiday trip at age 50 I still would
Age 50 is fine. The years between 16-29 is widely considered to be autistic.
818
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:37:09 PM »
This whole post is autistic
At what age did it become autistic?
819
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:36:32 PM »
12 years old - It is socially acceptable to go on holidays with your parents.
16+ - You are autistic if you go || || || || || ||. Why?
Are you autistic? It is widely considered to be social suicide to do this. You will be bullied by teeangers if they see you with your parents on holiday in public. This is common knowledge. You look incredibly autistic doing this.
820
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:35:02 PM »
The last scene of Amadeus when Antonio Salieri hears Amadeus have the last laugh.
821
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:32:26 PM »
Sorry for making two threads in quick succession, It won't happen again. But this question is interesting to ask you.
Example : 12 years old - It is socially acceptable to go on holidays with your parents.
16+ - You are autistic if you go || || || || || ||.
5 years olds - It is socially acceptable to ride a scooter.
9+ - You are autistic if you ride a scooter older than this.
What are some other threshold ages where it become autistic to do certain things?
822
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:29:43 PM »
Start up a patreon and get people to donate to you
I like this idea you have made. Do i need reason to make? Or can I say 'Literally just donate me money if you feel like it.'?
823
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:16:47 PM »
You hear stories all the time of kids on the internet becoming millionaires. Like that dude that made a minecraft video and bought a yaucht. Or like those niggas that make vines of them wearing Celecovision brand clothes for money. I want in on that shit.
There's tonnes of internet money out there, how do I get it? How do you get it? Fuck. It can't be that hard right?
824
« on: October 11, 2015, 05:08:22 AM »
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825
« on: October 10, 2015, 05:12:31 PM »
( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )👌
826
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:59:29 PM »
thread, meet post
reply, meet elegiac
Quote, meet users.
Users, meet Spam.
827
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:51:54 PM »
So there's this kid, he mash it up all over the place
With the dub plate pressure all up in your face
Go tell that Kid 6 0 6 do that ruff-neck soldier thing
with the DSP, gwan have to modulate the ring
This is beyond my skill level.
828
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:48:06 PM »
Homer's Iliad
I'm not trying to sound pretentious, it is genuinely one of the most entertaining books I've ever read.
I read it for Greek civ
Goes REALLY well with Mastodon and Baroness' music
I think listening to any music while reading : "But whenever he saw a commoner and found him shouting, he would strike them with the sceptre and berate him.." "So he spoke, and then used the sceptre to beat him on the back and shoulders..." would be perfect. Probably the funniest passages I've read, just picturing Odysseus running around slapping people with a golden stick, brilliant stuff.
829
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:52:45 PM »
Nigga
Buddy
Why do they hate me when I say it then?
Try saying 'Yo what's poppin' fam?' instead, I'm sure they'll be more than happy to say hello in return.
830
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:42:09 PM »
831
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:41:52 PM »
nah fuck off blud manz on a hypeting you get me cuz
I disagree and I suggest that you, member of the blood clan should venture away from me on a (don't understand this part) do you understand, friend?
832
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:34:40 PM »
BITCH i swear to god if ya dont hurry ya stupid-ass ass up and SMASH that mf like right now
FOOL, I swear to god if you fail to speed up your poor excuse for a behind in order to inflict physical damage to that cretin immediately, I will be most displeased.
833
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:32:24 PM »
Homer's Iliad
I'm not trying to sound pretentious, it is genuinely one of the most entertaining books I've ever read.
834
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:29:06 PM »
"yo i got that fuego on the low low hmu"
Greetings friend, I have attained that fire/music/Substance X in a discrete manner, contact me soon please.
835
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:28:04 PM »
ebonics are a thing of the past
emojionics are the future
Unfortunately I am not qualified to decipher emojionics yet
836
« on: October 10, 2015, 02:25:30 PM »
Ever wondered what exactly 'fam' means? Were you ever confused when your black, PLATONIC friend asked you to go to Chipoteles? Well FEAR NO MORE! I am here to help. Simply post word or phrase you are confused with and I will translate into the Queen's English.
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Hello please Beatle my PLATONIC black friend said 'Yo muddafucka, who you slidin' with?' What did he ask me?
That is simple! He wants to know if you have a girlfriend and would like to possibly meet her in the future to say hello.
837
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:17:16 PM »
Writing. I'm working on a science fiction book now
Hello please. How many pages you have wroten? Is first draft, second? You plan on make publish?
838
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:16:24 PM »
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
SLANDER AND LIBEL OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE, SLANDER AND LIBEL!!!
839
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:15:16 PM »
I am collect bobbleheads. Also gaming and whittling.
You making whittling? was alsways had interest in this but never met anyone that can make. Is hard skill to learn? You sell?
840
« on: October 09, 2015, 01:14:29 PM »
As of right now, playing games, music, physics, science and astronomy.
physics, science okie dokie lemon pokie. My hobbies include reading and books
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