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« on: October 27, 2015, 05:48:10 PM »
It's the same as autistic now Meme and autism are synonyms. They are both nouns and verbs.
I like to post meme. I like to autstic memes. I like to meme autisticly.
Do you see?
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« on: October 27, 2015, 05:36:36 PM »
onionbeetle, please stop using the internet
I'm literally not even saying this for upvotes but I'm not making enough money to keep my ETHER-NET CABLE. Chances are I'll have no internet within 2 weeks.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 05:33:09 PM »
Why does everyone toss around the word 'meme' when no memes are involved?
It's a meme on sites like reddit and white people twitter where they go around saying 'le I'm old enough to be an adult but I don't know how to do adult things xDDDDDD' sort of thing. But in my case, I LITERALLY need my boiler fixed. It's fucking shit up.
694
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:20:21 PM »
From now on, we're basing all profit margins off the gold standard for no other reason than because we can.
695
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:15:32 PM »
I'm not even unironically posting this on a phone though. Like nigga just close your eyes hahaha
696
« on: October 27, 2015, 05:11:07 PM »
I'm not even exaggerating this meme. Like literally HOW do I make an appointment, like why the fuck don't they teach this shit in school? I still use a phone from 1999. I LITERALLY have never used a touchphone. I don't know how to write or post a letter.
MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!
How do I pay taxes? Don't look at me. How am I expected to know all this bs if no one ever told me. Is it ok to order two dinners from a menu? Apparently not!
Can I just walk into a bank and ask to open an account, nope. Do people just wikihow everything or am I just retarded?
MY BOILER IS BROKE AND I NEED IT FIXED WHO DO I CALL AND WHEN?!
HELP.
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« on: October 27, 2015, 10:56:48 AM »
This is literally just an excuse to mount a ground invasion via canada on their new super highway.
Oy vey! Is just a simple commuter road from london to new york!
698
« on: October 26, 2015, 04:57:31 PM »
SO is it safe to say there are LITERALLY no good horror movies out? Because that's the vibe I'm getting here.
Wrong
Please prove me wrong, I'm LITERALLY begging you to.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 04:54:45 PM »
SO is it safe to say there are LITERALLY no good horror movies out? Because that's the vibe I'm getting here.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 03:48:58 PM »
Your fridge is fucking full stop complaining.
Come back to me when you've had to lick the sweat off your own arm to conserve salt.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Job interviews? Forget about it.
Walking down the street? You're BEGGING for chavs to shout abuse at you.
Takes like 20 hours to dry your hair.
Everyone automatically assumes you love Ché Guevara.
Girls stick pens and shit in your hair without asking. What in the honest to goodness fuck does this achieve?!
Before this turns into a tumblrina blog, let me just say that this rant is justified. It needs to be said. Every day I suffer.
I am white person with black people hair and I will always be bullied. It cannot be straigthened. It cannot be ponytailed. It can only be afro... It can only be... Whitefro.
702
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:51:57 AM »
Also why not call them all movies like a normal person
Because I'm not a normal person
703
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:49:32 AM »
The Babadook was good.
The horror was purely psychological--there were, like, no jumpscares.
I've heard a lot of talk about this and 'It Follows', I'll check Badadook out though. Flicks : What most people watch, Avengers, Pixar, Disney etc.
I hope you have a flamesuit handy.
Oh yeah, Star Wars is a flick too.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 11:42:25 AM »
But there are you want some recommendations?
Yeah sure. preferably films though, I don't feel like watching any movies
Uh what's the difference?
It goes roughly like this : Cinematiqué : the peak of cinemá, french arthouse films from the 1920's must be silent, it's a visual medium. Kino : Elder god Tier (Think of Empire) Film : High quality film, Seventh Seal, Eraserhead black and white, respectable Movie : Plebian garbage Flicks : What most people watch, Avengers, Pixar, Disney etc.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 11:38:15 AM »
But there are you want some recommendations?
Yeah sure. preferably films though, I don't feel like watching any movies
706
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:35:05 AM »
because you're wrong
because shut up
707
« on: October 26, 2015, 11:33:06 AM »
Why do people attach success/fullfilment with yearly financial income? It's fucking absurd. Valuing the worth of your life based off what you're being payed? Rather have a job I love doing getting payed fuck all.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 11:30:00 AM »
Since the pagan holiday of halloween is coming up, which somehow devolved into another valentines day, lets talk about the lack of any good horror movies.
I'm not even being pedantic when I'm honestly saying the Mummy (1932) was the last EVEN REMOTELY deecent horror film made. Seriously, why is this? Will this genre have a revival anytime soon?
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« on: October 26, 2015, 10:58:48 AM »
Is it your first year of politics? I've been studying it a few years now, it's pretty shitty but it's definitely one of the more respectable arts subjects, there's tonnes of options you wouldn't even think of. Just stay away from the professors that are trying to push you into rubber stamper placements.
710
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:54:32 PM »
Via old age.
It literally means you were badass enough to survive life.
711
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:07:43 PM »
I rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to you
712
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:34:59 AM »
I see 2 Image Macros posted so far. No memes.
713
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:24:15 AM »
It means you are nice person and cool and not gay
714
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:19:33 AM »
"You're unable to look after him, like your mother. It's beyond you"
Pretty rude tbh
Context? That could be reasonable in certain situations
715
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:11:50 AM »
I don't understand the question? Is it how many hours of classes a week?? If so, it's 35 hours.
716
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:08:13 AM »
You and SecondClass are the same person
That's just crossing the line in so many ways. I hope you're ok.
717
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:04:43 AM »
I hate you so much it gives me energy.
718
« on: October 21, 2015, 11:38:00 AM »
I've only been to Scotland twice and from my experience the answer is a resounding yes.
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« on: October 21, 2015, 11:21:05 AM »
How to calculate the logarithm of a complex number.
lol, I remember when I was 12
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« on: October 21, 2015, 11:06:13 AM »
What did you learn today that was new information?
I learned that European Union have special executive body and learn about how they make decisions in Brusseleles. (The big German city where they make cars that emit the black plauge.)
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