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« on: December 11, 2015, 04:36:03 PM »
How do I disable add block for this site so I can CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE AMAZING WORK OF THE MODERATORS AND COMMUNITY.
MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THIS FORUM.
click on the fucking button and disable for Sep7agon.net you dumb bitch.
I don't have adblock mate
Do I have Adblock?
Nope. otherwise you would not be able to see me comments. Everything I post is just a subtle advert for something else tbqh
512
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:26:10 PM »
How do I disable add block for this site so I can CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE AMAZING WORK OF THE MODERATORS AND COMMUNITY.
MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THIS FORUM.
click on the fucking button and disable for Sep7agon.net you dumb bitch.
I don't have adblock mate
513
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:16:37 PM »
Go, stop being an faggot.
Meet a girl and give her a whirl.
Yeah man, I'd love to and all but here's the kicker.....
I'm a commuter. My whole week is FUCKED if I go to any night out.
Week's over dude.
Partay is on a monday evening, I'm not even memeing you, it literally is.
514
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:14:47 PM »
How do I disable add block for this site so I can CONTINUE TO SUPPORT THE AMAZING WORK OF THE MODERATORS AND COMMUNITY.
MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THIS FORUM.
515
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:11:53 PM »
Go, stop being an faggot.
Meet a girl and give her a whirl.
Yeah man, I'd love to and all but here's the kicker..... I'm a commuter. My whole week is FUCKED if I go to any night out.
516
« on: December 11, 2015, 02:05:12 PM »
My first piece of advice is never say par-tay around any actual person.
Secondly kill yourself.
I will gladly accept your advice
517
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:28:02 PM »
burn down the house
Should I eat the food first?
518
« on: December 11, 2015, 12:07:24 PM »
Not even being humorous tbqh. I LITERALLY did get invited. Problem is I only know 5 people that are going and none of them are close friends.
Is dine and dash a good option? Just go there, keeping up appearances, eat the shit and then slip out? Or is that too cheeky? I could buy a bottle of mead and leave it there as a tolken though.
So many possibilities. What do?
519
« on: December 11, 2015, 09:45:54 AM »
Interesting posts so far guys. Didn't realise so many of you were high ranked in games.
520
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:52:01 PM »
I'm the best in the world at being me ^^
Well, you're not wrong.
521
« on: December 10, 2015, 04:50:30 PM »
Even if it's only a small, niche/pointless talent. Is there anything you can do that you can firmly say with confidance that you are the only person in the world that adept in whatever the fuck it is?
Maybe you're the best online player of a shitty multiplayer game that only 5 people have heard of.
Maybe you are a legitmate genius and have invented gravity boots. Doesn't matter what it is, post it here.
Myself? I've become the world's leader in a retardedly nuanced and pointless area of study. The last academic piece that even touched on what I'm doing was written over 60 years ago.
522
« on: December 09, 2015, 05:02:02 PM »
I'd welcome a meme thread right about now tbqh. I'm tired of explaining
523
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:56:16 PM »
Are you trying to imply you own us like slaves?
Not at all. You're just my property and I don't want to enslave my property.
You wish you owned me bitch.
I LITERALLY already do
Prove it.
Jesus Christ, I've explained myself to other eejits in this thread already. Just read what I've psoted and apply it to your case.
524
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:50:48 PM »
Are you trying to imply you own us like slaves?
Not at all. You're just my property and I don't want to enslave my property. You wish you owned me bitch.
I LITERALLY already do
525
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:19:53 PM »
You have nothing to back up your claim. I have complete control over the bottle to my left, you have no influence over it whatsoever. It's my property.
That'swhy I said all that is left for me to do is claim it. As soon as I forecfully remove it from you, it is mine and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it because I would be more powerful than you. As long as I can defend what I claim, there is NOTHING anybody can do.
You will never forcefully remove it from me. You will never touch or see this bottle . I have complete control over it for as long as I like. You will never claim this bottle.
That is completely and utterly false. If I want to, I can take it. One of us will die in the process but it makes no difference. Whoever is left standing is the rightful owner and has successfully defended their claim. Whoever has more power will remain with their property. As I have no desire to claim that particular piece, it will never happen.
526
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:14:38 PM »
You have nothing to back up your claim. I have complete control over the bottle to my left, you have no influence over it whatsoever. It's my property.
That's why I said all that is left for me to do is claim it. As soon as I forecfully remove it from you, it is mine and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it because I would be more powerful than you. As long as I can defend what I claim, there is NOTHING anybody can do.
527
« on: December 09, 2015, 04:10:19 PM »
Property is a myth.
Property is temporary. But if I am the custodian of it and prevent anyone else from acquiring it, it is mine for the time being.
There you go! Show that spook who's boss
528
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:59:22 PM »
reddit-tier meme. Expected better OP.
le 'they teach us this but not how to do taxes xDDDD' so R4ANDUMMM XDDD ~~~~ I'm 24 but I still act like a child because I am not emotionally stable enough to take responsiblity for my actions xDDDD
529
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:26:56 PM »
Everything in the universe (including the universe itself) is my property.
I'm claiming it now, and thus I beat you to it.
Ah! Now you're thinking! But you cannot claim what you cannot defend. You must have the power to claim it.
Not really. Peeps are free to use 99% of my property, but I still own it all.
But you own your peeps. Your property is using your property.
If that weren't the case, then I wouldn't be able to tell you that I own everything. Thanks to my property making me stuff, and everyone else, I can write this.
Nothing is made. It is already there. And Although you do own everything like I do, you have not claimed even a fraction of it.
530
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:17:00 PM »
Everything in the universe (including the universe itself) is my property.
I'm claiming it now, and thus I beat you to it.
Ah! Now you're thinking! But you cannot claim what you cannot defend. You must have the power to claim it.
Not really. Peeps are free to use 99% of my property, but I still own it all.
But you own your peeps. Your property is using your property.
531
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:16:17 PM »
are we talking about the observable universe or the whole thing? cause you need to specify, bitch
Sorry for not making myself clear.
What I mean is I own everything that can be owned. If it has mass or meaning I own it. So yes, I own stuff beyond the observable universe too.
you forgot about anti matter, fuccboi
Fuck anti-matter. I don't want it, you can have it.
532
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:13:47 PM »
Everything in the universe (including the universe itself) is my property.
I'm claiming it now, and thus I beat you to it.
Ah! Now you're thinking! But you cannot claim what you cannot defend. You must have the power to claim it.
533
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:12:56 PM »
are we talking about the observable universe or the whole thing? cause you need to specify, bitch
Sorry for not making myself clear. What I mean is I own everything that can be owned. If it has mass or meaning I own it. So yes, I own stuff beyond the observable universe too.
534
« on: December 09, 2015, 03:09:58 PM »
that means you own my nuts, ha gay
But I also own the pussi, does that cancel out and make me bi?
535
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:59:47 PM »
I'd like to be able to touch the moon dust with my bare hands. And then bake moon pie on the moon.
536
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:56:34 PM »
Property is a myth.
You're a myth!
537
« on: December 09, 2015, 02:53:17 PM »
All that is left for me to do is claim it.
Try and argue otherwise. Pro tip : You LITERALLY cannot.
This is not a meme thread btw looking for philosophical arguement.
538
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:10:24 PM »
Of course I do. It's objectively the best time of the year, and anyone who doesn't enjoy it needs to fucking get over themselves.
By far the highest suicide rates of the year mate. there's causation between the two
Who gives a shit? Some people don't enjoy it, that's what I just said. And those people are deluded.
le who gives a shit about the value of human life meme xDDD le I cannot understand the perspective nor motives of a suicidal individual and the relationship it has with this season because of my own inner-bias and lack of critical thinking le upvote good sir!! I think it is good therefore it must be good!!
539
« on: December 06, 2015, 06:01:00 PM »
Of course I do. It's objectively the best time of the year, and anyone who doesn't enjoy it needs to fucking get over themselves.
By far the highest suicide rates of the year mate. there's causation between the two
540
« on: December 06, 2015, 05:56:21 PM »
phone background
phone wallpaper (didnt see the dumb iphone access button ima need to replace this)
Nice, haven't seen any black n white bg's in the thread yet.
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