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« on: February 10, 2016, 04:26:31 PM »
Spongebob shoes and take pics, faggot.
I'm going to be honest with you my tomadachi. I'm getting REALLY good vibes about the spongebob shoes. I feel it y'know? I can see it happening. The whole scenario, cruising down the street with those bad boys flashing? Mhmmm However, if I were to start a pic thread then people would call me an phaggot and that would make me sad. 
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« on: February 10, 2016, 04:07:27 PM »
I felt bad because your lonely thread had 0 replies and I empathise with that so I replied even though I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Good job, you're alright in my books guy.
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« on: February 10, 2016, 04:02:48 PM »
I wodner what they smell like, I too crave a pleasent fragrance for my hallways.
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« on: February 10, 2016, 04:00:31 PM »
Fucking rate my drink choices, you are the worst
Better than your shitty film taste that's for sure. I like the option where you drink a gallon of milk in under an hour and post the results here.
I may be a memester at heart, but even I practice safe lactose ingestion measurements.
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« on: February 10, 2016, 01:27:14 PM »
All of them
I have not forseen this possiblity. That might actually be a little too crazy, even for somebody as quirky and unique as myself! haha
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« on: February 10, 2016, 01:23:26 PM »
I'm having a pre mid-life crisis, possibly a quarter-life crisis. But since I do not have the money to buy a cool car and drive around until I get over this phase, I have resorted to expressing my borderline breakdown through less expensive means, ie doing something wacky!! >.< !!! xDD Option with the highest result wins, as opposed to you know, the lowest result winning. (As is the case with modern democracy btw, when you consider voter turnout levels on a global scale)  Btw I gave you all 5 votes because I consider you all 5 times as gooder as other people <3  ))) My poll question is only relevant to some of the questions, that's just one example of how silly I can be!
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« on: February 10, 2016, 11:11:19 AM »
As blazed meme already said, it's clearly Tom Bombadil.
There's UNIRONICALLY an entire chapter dedicated to explaining this in the first book if any of you turbo-plebs were un-retarded enough to understand what the author was saying. Tom LITERALLY uses the ring as a nipple piercing because he gives so little fucks about anything. Then you have Gandalf explaning ONCE MORE to the council of Elrond how fucking rediculously powerful Tom is and how he can do whatever the fuck he wants and no one can stop him because he's fucking Tom Bombadil.
If that's not the main hero I don't who is.
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« on: February 10, 2016, 11:01:12 AM »
I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw
That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.
lol, nah, I went kayle top, she's super op now but nobody knows about it. Just build attack speed and you can out-duel anyone by level 8, it's retarded really
Ive been out of the loop with League since Oct last year anyway, just took a break and didnt come back. Plus so many other games to play ya know?
yeah, I get you, only started playing myself again recently after a year break. So many games, so little time.
Spoiler Please benevolent mods do not lock because we mentioned gaming, we are doing no hurt to anyone.
add me bby
also, why havent the jews taken over athens?
What's your name I'll drop you an add, word of warning tho I play on EUW so that's a thing. And to answer your questions, they literally have, Athens was pretty much run by oligarchic jews since 510 BC tbh.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 06:04:38 PM »
Limerick aka :
Shank-city
That's Limerick ci-tay!
Toxic water through a pipe
Horses through your back-garden fence
Charging you to get mugged
Stab-Central
Machete-land
I'll shiv ya up mate
Slice n Dice capital
Stabbed five ways to sunday
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« on: February 09, 2016, 05:53:22 PM »
is it true that aliens are responsible for pretty much all of ancient humanity's greatest accomplishments?
You know, We could have had a good thread, we really could have. Maybe not a great thread, but it had the potential to be interesting, I thought to myself that you guys probably like your trivia and your history so I thought I'd mash the two together into a cute little AMA. But OH NO, you had to fucking take that away from me with your fucking retarded questions about Aliens and Jews and Moses and Mary and Grain. Well I hope you're fucking happy. To answer your question? Yes, Aliens fucking did everything before 300 BC.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 05:26:04 PM »
Is it true that Hitler travelled back in time to murder Moses, but accidentally had sex with Mose's mother, creating the very race he hated so much?
Currently we have no concrete evidence to support this hypothesis, but I can assure you, Classicist across the world are working around the clock to find a definitive answer to this lingering question.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 05:04:03 PM »
why did the great Dravidian indus valley civilization fall and get replaced by Caucasian Indo-Aryan invaders?
Because their warriors were shit and they didn't know how to defend themselves.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:32:04 PM »
Were the great pyramids at Giza used to store grain???
I'm not going to bullshit you with my own opinion, truth is apart from the whole tomb section, there's still a fuck-tonne of shit we don't know about the pyramids. My speciality is in Rome and Greece, I really don't know much about the eygptians tbqh familia.
So if you don't know, then why did you lie about knowing everything? You're a fake.
Lock requested.
up until 404BC for Greece and 100AD for Rome. <Implying I implied I knew about other countries
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:26:43 PM »
Were the great pyramids at Giza used to store grain???
I'm not going to bullshit you with my own opinion, truth is apart from the whole tomb section, there's still a fuck-tonne of shit we don't know about the pyramids. My speciality is in Rome and Greece, I really don't know much about the eygptians tbqh familia.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:24:32 PM »
Incest and music major fans.
Im assuming its America that has an incest fan base......
He's talking about me because he's oh so funny.
Also Kingdom Hearts fans, but no offense, Batch.
q.q but but...........its been over a decade man.
(Actually it kind of annoys me when you see a fat/black guy try to cosplay a character from that series and it just hurts the characters image, oh the cringe!)
I mean I love Kingdom Hearts but the fanbase is literally the epitome of autistic weabery.
But yeah why the fuck are there so many black KH fans?
I thought I was the only one that noticed this. Black people seem to LOVE Dragon Ball-Z too, they post it all over twitter 24/7
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:21:43 PM »
Marvel and DC 'fans'
If you're over the age of 15 and still watch/read capeshit I literally would not give you the time of day.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:20:41 PM »
I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw
That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.
lol, nah, I went kayle top, she's super op now but nobody knows about it. Just build attack speed and you can out-duel anyone by level 8, it's retarded really
Ive been out of the loop with League since Oct last year anyway, just took a break and didnt come back. Plus so many other games to play ya know?
yeah, I get you, only started playing myself again recently after a year break. So many games, so little time. Spoiler Please benevolent mods do not lock because we mentioned gaming, we are doing no hurt to anyone.
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:14:54 PM »
I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw
That Thresh be carrying you nigga? I know thats an Adcs score.
lol, nah, I went kayle top, she's super op now but nobody knows about it. Just build attack speed and you can out-duel anyone by level 8, it's retarded really
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:14:02 PM »
Who is the hottest milf in history?
Aphrodite obviously. Literally caused a war because of how sexy she was. So was Mary a whore or not?
She got around tulwars
The sword?
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:12:26 PM »
So... I'm not saying it was all aliens... But it was all aliens, wasn't it?
Pretty much, when in doubt assuming it was aliens is a damn good choice. Tell me about training programs of Roman soldiers.
Which type of soldiers? And from what era? Urban cohort Legionaries Auxilia Are the main types of soldiers. And training in say 300BC was much different than 40AD for example
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« on: February 09, 2016, 04:10:17 PM »
I won the game lads, time to answer some questions. 13/2 piss easy btw
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« on: February 09, 2016, 03:33:58 PM »
Thucydides
Tacitus Germanicus and Agricola
Plato Republic
Euclid's Elements
AND
Plautus the Four Comedies (the Oxford one with the braggart soldier)
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« on: February 09, 2016, 03:28:27 PM »
When did Jews come to this planet from Mars?
In champ select so i got time for your shitty question. It's a common misconception but don't feel bad. Jews actually came to this planet from Mercury not Mars. Their home planet didn't have enough gold to make shekles
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« on: February 09, 2016, 03:23:23 PM »
I LITERALLY know EVERYTHING that EVER happened and why up until 404BC for Greece and 100AD for Rome. Ever wanted to know more about Hannibal? Maybe why latin uses v's instead of u's, maybe you want to know the origin of the word pleb and patrician? Well now you filthy plebs can, with this comprehensive AMA! I'm gonna play a game of leauge so I'll answer questions when I'm back.  INB4 0 replies and I look like a spastic with a failed themed-AMA INB4 like two sarcastic replies talking shit about me
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« on: February 09, 2016, 03:19:19 PM »
You're all retarded.
Black Holes are LITERALLY just gravity wells. Guess what's at the center? You guessed it! Fucking nothing. No time only gravity.
Inb4 Hawken radiation
inb4 LE QUASERS SHOOT GAS OUT MEME XDDD
inb4 white holes
inb4 they are not spheres they are funnels
inb4 they are wormholes
I'm sick of talking to redditors about this
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« on: February 07, 2016, 12:16:13 PM »
Well obviously I want Ireland to win, and they have a good chance of doing so but I think they still have PTSD from that Argentina game a while back.
It'd be nice to see Italy win a game or two as well, considering how shit they have been recently.
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« on: February 06, 2016, 12:16:01 PM »
Water, because I'm not a fuckhead loser.
Here's your reply
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« on: February 06, 2016, 12:10:14 PM »
Mixed drinks can suck a fat one, just give me vodka and let me get it over with.
Alcohol isn't something that's fun to drink, I don't care how hard you try to flavor it.
Spirits aren't fun to drink but others definitely are. Pretty much everything I listed bar Guiness tastes prety alright.
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« on: February 06, 2016, 11:46:56 AM »
Alcohol's gross, so no thx:
1.) Chai tea (spicy and strong, not diabetic bullshti)
2.) apple juice or cider (not what you buy for pitcher use at the store, casul)
3.) Hot coacoa (with real chocolate, creamy, and whipped cream)
1. Pretty much as basic as you can get. 2. Everyone on planet earth drinks apple juice, unimaginative and boring,. 3. Meh, I'll give you a free pass on this one. 2/10
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« on: February 06, 2016, 11:45:23 AM »
Degenerate.
le epic /pol/ buzzword xDD le happening!!
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