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The Flood / 6 years ago I bought Greg Hasting's Paintball 2
« on: June 01, 2016, 10:53:41 AM »
I had it expedited shipped to the Republic of Ireland because I really wanted to play Greg Hasting's Paintball 2.

To my horror, I discovered that my european xbox360 could not play the American-made Greg Hasting's Paintball 2. 6 years ago today I bought Greg Hasting's Paintball 2. And it is still sitting in my shelf right infornt of me, unplayed. Someone, anyone, tell me how I can play Greg Hasting's Paintball 2. Please.

I think this is not gaming related because I need technical help

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The Flood / Re: FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 10:25:03 AM »

Why would you want to fight for a north African country?


For money and food.

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The Flood / Re: FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 10:24:20 AM »
Why would you want to fight for a north African country?


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The Flood / Re: FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 10:21:19 AM »
Okie Dokie, I just looked up WOOFING and I'm liking the sound of this. 

Good honest hard work in exchange for housing and food. the lenght of time is the only thing that concerns me, it seems to be month or weekly based not in years or decades. Oh well.

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The Flood / Re: FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 09:59:09 AM »
Go woofing

I'm not sure what that means

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The Flood / Re: FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 09:33:13 AM »
Peace Corps
Any missionary/humanitarian work
Any security contractors (though you'll often run into a requirement for combat experience)


I'm sure ISIS would take some young western volunteers, too.

Do I need an American passport to join the Peace Corps?

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The Flood / FFL alternatives
« on: June 01, 2016, 09:23:06 AM »
Is there any other organisation like the FFL?  I've read up a bit about it and it seems that contrary to popular belief, able bodied people are being put aside in favour of those with previous experience and command of the language. 

I'm quite flexible here, just don't fancy spending a couple hundred bob to go to france only to be sent packing for some arbitrary reason, it'd be a monumental waste of time. If anybody knows of someplace where you can vanish for a couple of years and you work in return for food and clothes then please let me know.

Doesn't even need to be military, literally anything in any country will do.


inb4 prison




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The Flood / Re: How do you get places
« on: May 18, 2016, 02:41:23 PM »
i fly

Did you put that under other?

Because if you are flying with anything other than a jet, boeing or hang glider it should fall under bicycle.
the plane can drive as well because it has landing gear

Did you delibrately ignore my OP? That falls under the category of bicycle, I said all

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thing like hover boots, moon boots, heel wheel shoes, skateboards, pogo sticks, hula-hoops and moon wings all fall under bicycle.

ffs

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The Flood / Re: How do you get places
« on: May 18, 2016, 02:37:38 PM »
i fly

Did you put that under other?

Because if you are flying with anything other than a jet, boeing or hang glider it should fall under bicycle.

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The Flood / Re: How do you get places
« on: May 18, 2016, 02:32:41 PM »
I use moon heels for <5 km (on paths) and public transport for more than that.

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The Flood / How do you get places
« on: May 18, 2016, 02:29:52 PM »
if other tell me what, thing like hover boots, moon boots, heel wheel shoes, skateboards, pogo sticks, hula-hoops and moon wings all fall under bicycle. Things like segway, plane and boat fall under other.

This is important to remember. Thank you for voting today.

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The Flood / Re: Progress update on that book I'm writing.
« on: May 18, 2016, 01:48:50 PM »
That's a bit much for a random book by some random person on the Internet about some random thing.

How much then? Considering I'm paying for shipping, can't really go below a tenner or I'm not breaking even

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Seen a homeless lad asking for shoes once, got him two pizza boxes and fashioned them into something wearable, he seemed happy enough and told me some cool stories as I made them.

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The Flood / Progress update on that book I'm writing.
« on: May 18, 2016, 01:43:03 PM »
Research is pretty much done at this point.

Edit : I'll just make it free

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Serious / Favourite Philosopher?
« on: March 31, 2016, 06:17:45 PM »
I usually post on flood but I kind of wanted to get a non-meme response to this. Like, It'd be cool if I could hear the reasons behind your choice.

My favourite is the big guy himself, Socrates. Amazing how much he achieved by sticking to a simple set of rules. He essentially single-handedly INVENTED logic. If that doesn't get you first place I don't know what does.

Favourite theory is probably from Plato though. I forget the offical name but it's the :

ONE

^
|
|

MANY

Can explain that further if ppl want but if you've ever touched on it, you'll know what I mean by the arrow thing.

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The Flood / Re: What is our type of humour called?
« on: March 31, 2016, 06:10:26 PM »
M E- M A Y
E
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M
A
Y

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The Flood / What is our type of humour called?
« on: March 31, 2016, 02:26:15 PM »
Clearly this is place of like-mind. Many joke is made and laugh too. But our joke consist of dank humour. How describe?

Here some adjectives that come mind :

Wew

crispy

meme

lad

ironic

unironic

post-unironic

meta

literally



How else describe?

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Gaming / Re: What is your legend leauge rank?
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:46:18 AM »
~3.3k MMR. I rarely do ranked and always climb when I do though.
OK, um, maybe you're under the wrong impression about your elo, but just so you know, na.op.gg estimates the MMR of the highest ranked player in NA to be 3,005. So, forgive me for doing a double take when I see that you think you're playing at 3.3k MMR
It is admittedly quite difficult to push the skill ceiling in League, but once you graduate to DotA 2 3.3k MMR is actually quite average.
cool? dota and league dont share the same MMR system. youre not playing at 3.3k MMR in league. if you were youd be a pro. give me the name of your account and the server you play on so i can try to parse this out.
I know you're not going to appreciate this now but my original post was merely meant as a subtle plug for DotA in case anyone recognized MMR instead of ELO. I actually wasn't aware MMR was a term used much in the League community as opposed to ELO (or just league/rank/whatever it's called). It should be obvious they do not use the same rating system; different developers, different systems.

https://yasp.co/distributions

According to this I'm in the top ~45% of DotA players.

http://na.op.gg/statistics/tier/

According to this, the top ~45% of League players begins around Silver III. I dunno if that's a sufficient attempt at a mapping for your purposes. :P


Can we all agree that if you're below the top .01% of ANY game, you're basically fucking filth.

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Gaming / Re: What is your legend leauge rank?
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:26:20 PM »
League is trash just like your taste in literally everything

You're trash

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Gaming / What is your legend leauge rank?
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:44:03 AM »
I know it doesnt say much about how good you are but I started playing again recently and am sitting at elo hell SII, I'm a pleb but ggetting better.

tfw main vel'koz, feels bad man

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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 05:26:40 PM »
If everyone applying to by wife you PM me your CV that would be great.

tbh I don't want any more than 5 wives so first come first serve

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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 05:16:48 PM »
well when is my deadline for the glass

I'm hoping we can meet up on May 9th at 3:37 A.M (Greenland Time GMT-1)

So you have a month and a week pretty much to sort out the windows.

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Gaming / Beat my Highscore
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:46:26 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties friday
« on: March 29, 2016, 04:40:35 PM »
wew lad, wew lad, wew lad
e
w


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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 03:18:02 PM »
can i be the dogs or the lumber or the ice fields

Well, we pretty much have everything organised now apart from lumber so if you could sort that out it would be great.
I'm a fan of oak but I don't think that exists in Greenland. Fir will have to do unfortunately.

what can I do

We will need someone to make glass out of sand for the windows. Not sure how in fuck's name you're going to that though. Good luck!

Tru can be your wife.

Score! I always wanted a wife!

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The Flood / Re: favorite meme?
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:36:43 PM »



le wew face lad meme

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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:17:09 PM »
I have a gas mask

This will be exceedingly useful for one of the party games I have planned.

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The Flood / Re: What is this feeling? [probably a blog]
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:55:13 AM »
INGORE EVERTHING THE LIARS HAVE SAID IN THIS THREAD.

You waifu IS. REAL.

I WILL MAKE ANIME REAL FUCK GODAMMIT I WILL

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The Flood / Re: Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:44:28 AM »
So far we have :

Jono confirmed Hermit Janitor (it's a tough job but I'm glad you volunteered!)

Verbatim as my life coach

Das as cattle liberator

Beetle as egg-based food sustainer chef

I'm pleased with the progress we're making guys, keep up the good work!

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The Flood / Hep7agon meetup when?
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:01:17 AM »
I suggest we meet bi-annualyy or tri-semesterly whichever works out best in the ice fields of Greenland because it is halfway between Americas and teh good part of Europe that way we make compromise toether.

I will organise the food. I can make egg-based food and toast and even not egg baked food such as beans and sausages. In other words food is not of concern.

I'm looking for volunteers to help me build a cabin though.We will need a sleigh and 26 dogs to pull thelumber into the ice fields. And a janitor to live there during the winter in order of maintanice.

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