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Not a house to call your own considering you live off his good graces you fucking leech
we’re in a relationship it’s an equal partnership

lmao sure
have you never been in a relationship before? not both people have to be paying bills, and besides I’m getting on unemployment / applying for jobs so I’m literally going to double the income we get when that happens

also his family helps him with costs and stuff and I’m super nice - they all like me

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Not a house to call your own considering you live off his good graces you fucking leech
we’re in a relationship it’s an equal partnership

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The Flood / Re: I am no longer drunk but the AMA continues
« on: July 20, 2020, 06:21:38 AM »
What were you drinking?
What are you top 3 things you regret and top 3 things you are proud of?
What is the meaning of life for you?
Always the cheapest vodka

Regrets
1) Turning down Emily and ignoring her in favor of Olivia
2) Not saving Kris
3) Giving up The Video Club to a disloyal admin

Prides
1) Transitioning
2) Becoming an online icon
3) Score of 5 on the AP English Composition exam, 31 on the ACT, and 2140 on the SAT

The meaning of life varies from person to person, and for me that meaning is to be remembered and idolized. I would give anything to become a celebrity, and I really just want fame. A deeper meaning would just be, net pleasure. Pleasure minus the costs of it in terms of suffering. And for me, the greatest pleasure is fame.

good questions btw

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I’m dating a guy and we used to live in a house his sister is trying to flip for a profit, so we had to be super careful and it was this precarious situation, but now he and I live in a place all our own! It has three rooms and two bathrooms and a kitchen. It’s amazing. Finally, no more living with my mom. Finally, someone who sees my appeal. Like yo guys! The polycule may be broken, maybe I’ll never be rich after all, but I’m dating a dude who sincerely thinks I’m hot and is providing for me while he works for his sister. It’s amazing and I’m loving every second of it.

Enough about the blog post, how has everyone around here been?

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The Flood / Re: i’m drunk and on dxm
« on: July 18, 2020, 07:12:13 AM »
no longer am I drunk but I will still answer every question with 100% accuracy

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The Flood / Re: i’m drunk and on dxm
« on: July 18, 2020, 05:08:52 AM »
Why do you bother here so often?
Because I like you guys! I’m a recognized part of a group!

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The Flood / AMA I am no longer drunk but the AMA continues
« on: July 18, 2020, 03:01:52 AM »
different font because why not

as always this is a completely honest AMA; if you ask for my social I will give it to you

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It gets wild when it gets to granpa shark.
right!!
IRIGHT


grandpa shark doesn’t take no shit

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mama shark! do do do do do, mama shark!

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The Flood / Re: Do you live alone?
« on: July 14, 2020, 06:00:30 PM »
nah lol

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 14, 2020, 01:59:51 AM »
I hope to never get to a point in my life where I feel like I have to beg a php board for money. Condolences.
we don’t all have ww1 shields laying around that we can sell
??
Face it or not, anyone who frequently buys ancient memorabilia in auctions has money. You don’t need to want for anything, especially food. Don’t talk down to me, you privileged jerk.

Listen, you’re my friend and I like you, but sometimes you just don’t know how good you have it. Yes, depression and loneliness can affect everyone, regardless of social status, but you really shouldn’t condescend to me because I don’t have as much money as you. Not a good look.

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 11:07:40 PM »
I hope to never get to a point in my life where I feel like I have to beg a php board for money. Condolences.
we don’t all have ww1 shields laying around that we can sell

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 10:08:35 PM »


I’ve got friends on the other side! (fifth box not even pictured)

Three pizzas, breadsticks, and a cookie pizza. Be sad you guys will never be this popular! :)

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 09:19:22 PM »
Suck someone off
$12 pizza from dominos and you get a week of BJs for free, you’re in florida and everything let’s do it

$7.99 carry out for life son
okay find an open place and get me a pizza please idc how much it costs or how good it tastes i’m starving and then you get the free BJs for a week premium pass

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 08:52:51 PM »
Suck someone off
$12 pizza from dominos and you get a week of BJs for free, you’re in florida and everything let’s do it

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The Flood / Re: buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 07:29:56 PM »
Make canned tomato lettuce wraps
that’s gradually becoming less of a joke and more of the reality

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The Flood / buy me a pizza (please)
« on: July 13, 2020, 07:21:12 PM »
times are tough and I literally only have lettuce and canned tomatoes in the kitchen

well also these boxed mashed potato flakes things but you need milk and butter to make them

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The Flood / Re: blog time (tl;dr warning)
« on: July 13, 2020, 03:41:55 PM »
Dementia

My legal guardian who will remain nameless told me to delete this or she would be mad at me, so I’ve edited it

It was still funny though

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The Flood / Re: Watch this video of me it’s hilarious
« on: July 13, 2020, 01:41:08 PM »
yeah those other two videos weren’t a good look for me so I deleted them

the RFK one is hilarious though

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It’s sad how much of your life is just desperation to be validated on the internet
it’s actually amazing

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The Flood / Re: blog time (tl;dr warning)
« on: July 11, 2020, 07:07:09 PM »
My legal guardian who will remain nameless told me to delete this or she would be mad at me, so I’ve edited it

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: July 11, 2020, 07:05:01 PM »

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This is now a gardening thread.

Check out this Zucc I grew
absolute unit

NO FUCK YOU

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The Flood / Re: Well hello little boy!
« on: July 11, 2020, 05:42:41 PM »
listening to this again

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Yikes! Maybe learn to realize that some people actually LIKE me? I know you don’t, but yeah I have my supporters. Either wise up and accept this new Carmen era or get left in the past.

Trans topic: fuck dresses am I right? learn to dress like Britta Perry and you will be a happy girl

https://boards.4channel.org/lgbt/thread/16257111

Oh yeah this thread is partially in response to this one that I made last night while wasted as hell, maybe learn that alcohol and drugs are the solution to your problems while you’re taking my lessons



Spoiler
4chan blocked my IP range so I’m posting the thread that I was going to post there here




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The Flood / Re: Can't be...
« on: July 11, 2020, 05:32:31 PM »
I miss camnator.
you all know that if I disappeared for years you’d be saying the same thing about me

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The Flood / Re: Hey guys, just dropping in to catch up on things.
« on: July 08, 2020, 01:27:57 PM »
The “oh sep7agon is so dead and bad” meme got stale about two years ago dude

I only half remember who you are. Longface? Big fucking deal, you’re irrelevant now my man. Please just leave if you’re only coming on here to tell others to leave. I don’t care about you.
You're a class act.
ahhhhhhhhh okay you’re good in my books now

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Quote
It’s now been proven that roughly 87% of those who voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election have enlarged brain stems. The Chicago Institute of Medicine tested 1,203 volunteers, all of whom voted for the President. The Institute gave these participants CAT scans and found that 87% had brain stem sizes disproportional to the size of their entire brain - a phenomenon some are calling “Trump Brained”. The noticeable results of this condition, according to the Institute, include a higher level of concentration and focus, better reading comprehension, and a more acute sense of phonics.

https://www.reuters.com/news/archive/Trump-Effect-Rcom

this is fucking insane, he’s 1000% going to get reelected now

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"forgettable"

versus

"top user on the site"

I'll take forgettable, honestly.
Not only are those pics better than the zombieish one you posted

Oh yeah, I wanna talk about this. in what fucking world are your pics not horrible quality? I'm not taking about your physical appearance, I'm talking about the quality of the photos. Every picture you take has shit lighting and looks blurry and low quality. They remind me of Chris-Chan's photography skills
Carmen fled to Viet Nam in 2015 on charges of public indecency and armed robbery, so she's only had access to sweatshop knockoff cameras and bad internet. You can hardly blame her. She was young and had snorted all of her daddy's money.
This is actually true btw

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