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The Flood / Re: Can Class Get Banned Already
« on: July 30, 2020, 04:02:55 PM »
Name a single rule I've broken. Sorry that being unpopular isn't a bannable offense!
The dead cat with its guts coming out comes to mind. Rule #2. But moderation doesn't even exist on this website anymore.
It was marked NSFW, and I'm pretty sure I posted that in Anarchy. But real talk, why does that thread trigger so many people? If anything, it should show my empathy. Would anyone else here risk disease to give an animal that was cruelly killed by humanity's own hubris a proper resting place? I seriously doubt even Verbatim would do that.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:47:22 PM »
Like I seriously cannot see why - I lack the capacity to see why - I get such a bad rap on here, other than the fact I used to use drugs, and I'm confident in myself.

Verbatim summed it up like this a while ago:
Whats with the sudden influx of hate towards SC? Or is this the latest meme trend?
Did class do something nasty that I missed? I mean his posts were always somewhat Loaf-esque but actually made sense. Have I missed something?
what do you mean sudden? ever since the sucking-hobo-dick-for-meth story, the hatred levels have been pretty much the same

if it's ramped up lately, it's only because she continues to be an obnoxious strung-out failure in virtually every aspect of life and people are just so tired of it
But even THAT doesn't answer it. If that was the issue, people would at least pity me and not despise me. It's like people act I come on here and spam the n-word and that's 100% of my posts or something. Sometimes I can make some really silly, non-sequitur threads, but does that warrant this hate?

Like what is so awful about an unpassing trans woman, who yes maybe has some substance abuse issues, posting absurdist stuff on a forum? What would you like to see out of me, while also recognizing that this is who I am? I regret the dumb edgy post from yesterday. I love myself yes, but I'm not perfect. Even I can admit that.

But no, these memes where I like groom kids, these memes where I'm dangerous, these memes where I've done ANYTHING violent, are so far-fetched and not based in anything I've actually posted. It's like a game of telephone where someone (probably Challenger or Ian) made up a rumor about me, people heard that rumor, and because I'm zany people equate that to me being unstable, and because people think I'm unstable they just instantly believe the rumors without asking for even the slightest iota of proof.

Imagine if you were treated that way. Imagine if your friend was treated that way. Don't I, as a human, deserve to have these allegations proven before they're just universally accepted? Am I in the wrong here? I am on my knees people, throw me a freaking bone here.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:33:40 PM »
At least you finally found a state where you fit in perfectly with the natives.
you're awful murray

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:32:18 PM »
I've been to a therapist before and they just diagnosed me with dysphoria.
If it's a gender specific therapist, they are notoriously garbage unfortunately. A proper evaluation from a psychiatrist would likely be beneficial.
Yeah, shocker - all therapists are hacks who just try to conform you to what society expects from good little culture-abiding citizens.

I made a promise to myself a long time ago to not give into this sick world. Yes, I can play along to get benefits, but you won't see my personality ever change. Not sorry for that.

And yeah, you will never see me on a medication, so you can nip that idea right in the bud.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:29:52 PM »
For instance, I can suggest a persecution complex, but I don't absolutely know because I'm not a doctor.
I am being persecuted. It's not a complex.

Everyone is constantly such a dick to me and the worst thing is that I didn't even do anything wrong.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:28:33 PM »
I'm not a doctor and I don't pretend to be, but you've claimed can't function without DXM in your system and you have a long history of sharing your disturbing behaviour on this forum. Besides being a colossal nuisance to everyone you come into contact with, you have demonstrated that you are a danger to yourself and to others.

Even if you are "trolling" and making up all this crazy shit, no sane person would post the things you do. An intervention of some sort seems necessary.
Um I haven't done DXM in months. Try again lad. What disturbing behavior have I EVER shared? When have I ever displayed that I'm a danger to myself or others? You are making stuff up and it's seriously infuriating that you're supposed to be this "normal", respectable member while still positing all of these mistruths.

You're conflating being weird with being insane. I am completely in my right frame of mind, and maybe that's what scares you - the idea that a lucid person can act this way, can operate outside of society's expectations to this extent.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:25:54 PM »
I really don't. Other than some light narcissism, you can't even name any mental illness you hypothesize I'm suffering from.
Which is why you need to see an MD. So that someone who can, will. Nobody on this board can diagnose you with anything; that's bad medicine.
So then WHY would I see an MD? This is such circular logic. I've been to a therapist before and they just diagnosed me with dysphoria.

I've never been diagnosed with a mental disorder, nor do I display any traits of having one. Being weird, zany, and in general refusing to conform to the rest of you people doesn't make me insane - and to suggest it does is pretty ableist anyway.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 03:03:20 PM »
I really don't. Other than some light narcissism, you can't even name any mental illness you hypothesize I'm suffering from.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 02:55:30 PM »
if I was institutionalized I'd just play along and get released in four days
Unfortunately you're probably right.

Quote
like the last two times
...why am I not surprised
Man, Reagan really was the worst president.
imagine hating someone so much, you wish that they get sent to a mental asylum

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy and neither should you. I never even did anything that bad except being annoying.

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The Flood / Re: Can Class Get Banned Already
« on: July 30, 2020, 02:54:03 PM »
Name a single rule I've broken. Sorry that being unpopular isn't a bannable offense!

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 02:41:30 PM »
At this point I think we'd all be better off, yourself included, if you were arrested and placed into a mental institution.
eyeroll

what mental disorder do I have puka

if I was institutionalized I'd just play along and get released in four days like the last two times

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 01:56:31 PM »
That thread was not a shitpost, it was a shit post. I doubt FBI would actually show up. How would they find your address from a post of Sep7?
Well they even knew what type of computer I posted it from. They called my Mom first so maybe there's some kind of identifying information in my post history.

How much of a humour dead-end do you have to be to resort to joking about someone dying?..
The joke wasn't about someone dying, it was about the boldness and absurdism of literally seeking out a homeless person, just to do something like that. The less edgy version is "I'm going to go find a homeless man and steal his food" and maybe that gives you an idea of the type of joke I was going for.

I mean I'm no Trevor Moore, but look at this video for the type of humor I was trying to accomplish:
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Ian, are you still down to do that terrorist attack?
« on: July 30, 2020, 01:52:30 PM »
You know an individual making a blatant comment about committing a crime and trying to make an individual look like they made a comment on committing a crime are two separate things right?
The OP is an admission of guilt - he did make a blatant comment about committing a crime.

My post from yesterday was beyond stupid, but anyone with a modicum of common sense could tell I wasn't being serious. I understand now why it had to be investigated, but it was still par for the course in terms of edgy humor.

This thread, on the other hand, is much more of a big deal. The FBI doesn't mess around with terroristic threats.

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The Flood / Re: Ian, are you still down to do that terrorist attack?
« on: July 30, 2020, 01:49:58 PM »


I've learned not to joke around about this stuff. Especially considering this thread isn't even sardonic or humorous, like honestly I wouldn't be surprised if these threats are legitimate. The fact that Ian works at Disney only makes this more serious.

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The Flood / Re: A letter to the FBI agent reading this
« on: July 30, 2020, 12:22:54 PM »
Well, now I have to be. Well done!

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The Flood / A letter to the FBI agent reading this
« on: July 30, 2020, 11:55:15 AM »
Thank you for being so reasonable, amicable, and understanding even though it took you four hours to find me. Again, I regret my actions immensely and this experience has been a wake-up call teaching me that you're always accountable for what you say on the Internet. Also, that everyone on this website is a whiny loser who will actually report posts to you guys, but only the posts of people who they don't like.

Many, many worse things have been said on this website, but because they were made by popular users, nothing becomes of them. In the future, you better believe I'm reading up on federal law and reporting ANYTHING that even slightly violates it. My takeaway from this day is that strict adherence to federal law while using the Internet is key, and any deviations from it will be swiftly sought out and punished.

I apologize for wasting your time and I hope you have a stress-free, calm drive back. Also I'm sorry for trying to shake your hand, forgot that we live in an era of fear.

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The Flood / Re: No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 11:23:04 AM »
Good job because now they've definitely got eyes on this site

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The Flood / No joke an FBI agent literally showed up at my door
« on: July 30, 2020, 11:22:41 AM »
Wow, I feel stupid. Goddamn Ian, you know I wasn't being serious. Talk about a wake-up call, guess I'm not allowed to shitpost here anymore.

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The Flood / Re: Listen guys I would like to announce my plans
« on: July 29, 2020, 09:12:53 PM »

it's too late I already killed her

Dude that's misogynist as fuck what's wrong with you
I killed her because she was homeless not because she was a girl

There are a lot of homeless people tho???
I don't know man sounds like unconscious bias to me
I have an alibi and would never hurt a soul

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The Flood / Re: Listen guys I would like to announce my plans
« on: July 29, 2020, 09:06:00 PM »

I have an alibi and would never hurt a soul

Dude that's misogynist as fuck what's wrong with you
I have an alibi and would never hurt a soul

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The Flood / Re: Listen guys I would like to announce my plans
« on: July 29, 2020, 09:00:43 PM »

I have an alibi and would never hurt a soul

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The Flood / Listen guys I would like to announce my plans
« on: July 29, 2020, 06:48:34 PM »
THIS WAS A BAD JOKE guys

fucking psychos have to take everything I say like gospel, I mean one second I'm an irredeemable liar, next I have enough credence where a blatant joke post is taken seriously enough to be reported to the FBI? Make up your minds people

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The Flood / Re: This sub is such a fucking chore
« on: July 28, 2020, 06:37:57 AM »
also we bought a mouse yesterday

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The Flood / Re: This sub is such a fucking chore
« on: July 28, 2020, 06:37:09 AM »
You can press the Tab button to select clickable things on a page and then press Enter or Space to 'click' them. FYI
Nah, that's too high brain, you asking people who paid for air ticket for their sub instead of buying working mouse to do sequence of two things. Class doesn't even calls it left mouse button, it's a "CLICK" button for him, that's how bad it is.
this made me laugh ngl

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The Flood / Re: Getting $231 a week for doing nothing
« on: July 27, 2020, 06:51:41 AM »
how're your parents
Theyโ€™re great and eternally concerned about me, but also very supportive

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The Flood / Verbatim, have you watched Rick and Morty?
« on: July 26, 2020, 09:34:40 PM »
remember when Rick broke the fourth wall

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The Flood / Getting $231 a week for doing nothing
« on: July 26, 2020, 09:22:29 PM »
God I love our government

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The Flood / This sub is such a fucking chore
« on: July 26, 2020, 12:24:27 AM »
So dig this, okay? Iโ€™m living with my boyfriend and as you know Iโ€™m open to polygamy and such, so he pays for this discord trans girl Hazey to come over here. He paid this girlโ€™s plane ticket to come here lmao. And he lets me do DXM for this spectacular event - wonderful, right?

Yeah, the airport experience was great. We went there to pick her up, and I was so light and breezy. It was great because I got to have this big epic airport adventure without actually having to get on a plane or go through security. It was a whole thing to find her, but eventually we found a meeting place. As she said she would, she was wearing a collar, and as he said he would, he attached a leash to said collar and held it while we walked away from the disney store. Yeah, get that quote button ready folks, I know that will be the takeaway here.

They only did that for like twenty seconds though. While she was on the leash, I sulked way back behind them, acted like I didnโ€™t even know them.

So anyway the whole point of this was to have a little pet over so my boyfriend and I could both dom her (definitely my boyfriendโ€™s idea, though - heโ€™s the one who even knew this girl) but she gets in the car and weโ€™re driving back to our place from Orlando, and sheโ€™s SO awkward and weird. Like on discord she was so bubbly and shit, get to real life and try to have a convo with her and itโ€™s impossible

My boyfriend did some awkward dom stuff to her when we got back, like no fucking joke this bitch brought a ball gag and everything. But it got to a point where it was clear that no one was enjoying it, and now Iโ€™m stuck with her while thereโ€™s this big elephant in the room. That elephant is named โ€œNo One Is Enjoying This And The Whole Thing Was A Wasteโ€.

Now usually, I like to call out elephants when I see them - I bring them up and everyone is generally appreciative for it. But this one Iโ€™m not calling out because theyโ€™ll just both deny it.

Other tidbits from the night include:

โ€ข Hazey brought over these hydroxyzine tablets and said they were โ€œjust like xanaxโ€ so I assumed benzos, she gives me a bunch and Iโ€™m excited, we take them and everyone but me falls asleep for like three hours. Turns out hydroxyzine is an antihistamine and the effect is akin to benadryl

โ€ข My boyfriendโ€™s ex-girlfriend overdrew his account to buy some shit (she still had his card info somehow) and put him into overdraft, and so everything we bought to prep for this got slapped with an overdraft fee. The ex paid him back but the damage was done

โ€ข My CLICK button on my computer stopped working so even though we have wifi now, we literally cannot use the wifi to watch shows. We canโ€™t even watch the good stuff Iโ€™ve downloaded to my laptop. All of this would be fixed with a mouse, but we canโ€™t get that until tomorrow

โ€ข Due to the above bullet, the only entertainment has been my DVD set of Avatar TLA, and actually this was kinda cool. That was the one cool thing.

But yeah, sheโ€™s an awkward introvert and my boyfriend is already a pretty quiet, introverted person himself, so it falls on me to be the entertainer pretty much. And that would be okay, but idk this would go a lot better with some alcohol.

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The Flood / Re: Has there ever been something woman have made better?
« on: July 25, 2020, 07:56:29 PM »
You could always try to be a better person, maybe even become one?

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Like yo guys!
no
Iโ€™m allowed to say โ€œyoโ€ sorry nuka I guess this is the end of your story....

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