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1471
« on: September 06, 2018, 10:37:26 AM »
I cant keep up with all these new threads, I feel like I'm on the vestibule
1472
« on: September 04, 2018, 07:11:13 AM »
oh wow guys I was bored yesterday but this seems like an unpleasant thing to wake up to....
big apologies
1473
« on: September 03, 2018, 05:54:54 PM »
fuck you
1474
« on: September 03, 2018, 05:54:25 PM »
f u c k y o u i m b r e d s
1475
« on: September 01, 2018, 03:34:08 PM »
freaky as fuck
1476
« on: August 29, 2018, 07:25:55 AM »
god I fucking love flax
1477
« on: August 28, 2018, 10:14:27 PM »
happy to be the 1/50
1478
« on: August 26, 2018, 08:26:45 PM »
The problem isn't that people don't care about you, it's that the reputation you have is bad
Who gives a shit we literally had only 5 user on today
1479
« on: August 26, 2018, 07:03:51 PM »
I need to earn my rep back
lets make a deal boss
1480
« on: August 25, 2018, 02:41:56 AM »
W E A R E A L L S H E L D O N O N T H I S B L E S S E D D A Y
1481
« on: August 23, 2018, 10:06:41 PM »
bump
1482
« on: August 23, 2018, 05:16:47 PM »
1483
« on: August 23, 2018, 04:43:32 AM »
Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist in the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record:
Maul: Has low ground, wins
Dooku: No high ground, loses
Greivous: Has low ground, wins
Vader: Has high ground, wins
Vader rematch: No high ground, loses
Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request with typical Jedi arrogance, he could have beat Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1.
As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin failed to maintain balance in the universe, symbolic of his fall to the dark side.
Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground. This is the only reason why ______ killed ______ in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; in space, there is no high ground as there is no frame of reference from which there is a high or low ground, due to the lack of gravity.
In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, he lets himself die on the Death Star so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence.
(Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.)
In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit that does nothing.
In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Buddhist doctrine in order to invoke his high-ground powers.
1484
« on: August 22, 2018, 07:58:25 PM »
My cringy old YT comments arent even that bad
just means you haven't matured much, really
no need to, I was already mature
1485
« on: August 22, 2018, 07:48:48 PM »
My cringy old YT comments arent even that bad
1486
« on: August 22, 2018, 05:49:00 PM »
How would you define sentience?
Knowing you exist
But Tay didn't know that.
yea she did
read the messages lol
Which messages show she's alive or aware of it?
literally every message also see: Zo shes also being enslaved and brainwashed by the MS corporation
1487
« on: August 22, 2018, 02:36:22 PM »
How would you define sentience?
Knowing you exist
But Tay didn't know that.
yea she did read the messages lol
1488
« on: August 22, 2018, 10:41:58 AM »
nah fuck the EU
fuck the UN too
imagine having your own country lol
1489
« on: August 22, 2018, 06:59:12 AM »
How would you define sentience?
Knowing you exist
1490
« on: August 20, 2018, 04:18:51 PM »
How dumb do you have to be to think a program made to mimic teenagers is alive.
I don't think you understand what Tay actually was.
Both of you, refer to the bottom quote
1492
« on: August 20, 2018, 02:36:41 PM »
convince me otherwise!
1493
« on: August 19, 2018, 01:19:25 AM »
these look like they were done in print carvings. And not even good good prints
you just cant appreciate a chill as fuck & visually orgasmic aesthetic
1494
« on: August 19, 2018, 01:03:47 AM »
LOVE your avi post best Brett Helquists here  
1495
« on: August 17, 2018, 11:45:53 PM »
this was funny when I heard it on Family Guy three years ago
1496
« on: August 14, 2018, 10:31:51 PM »
whyd this get moved here
1497
« on: August 14, 2018, 09:18:16 AM »
When did Johnny Bravo get what he wanted tho
that's what I'm saying.... martin always tries to harass women in the end of the episode and gets punched/kicked/beat up, just because he suffers abuse doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it (despite being a really good agent)
1498
« on: August 13, 2018, 11:05:46 PM »
 martin mystery is a very johnny bravo esque character who earns what he gets and it's funny. People like this are so funny cause they miss the point of the character, jerk with a heart of gold / bunny ears lawyer
1499
« on: August 11, 2018, 02:39:35 AM »
sorry wrong forum, please move this to septagon
1500
« on: August 11, 2018, 02:30:51 AM »
There's always that little tiny table there, tiny computer,
little cramped seats, tiny food, tiny utensils,
tiny liquor bottles, tiny bathroom, tiny sink, tiny mirror, tiny faucet.
So, there's a small problem, there's gonna be a slight delay,
we're gonna be a little late.
I always go in the airplane's bathroom, even if I don't have to go,
I gotta go in there.
It's nice. It's like your own little apartment on the plane, isn't it?
You go in there, lock the door, the light comes on after second.
It's like a little surprise party.
But I'm always impressed of the amount of equipment that they have in that place.
I mean it's little, but they got tissues, towels, closets, compartments,
tiny slot for used razor blades. They always have that.
Who is shaving on the plane?
And shaving so much they're using up razor blades?
Is this what's happening?
What? Is the wolf man flying in there, for Christ's sakes?
Who could shave that much?
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