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The Flood / Re: I have defied gods and demons
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:34:03 PM »
Bitch, please. I don't need your butter knife and frisbee. I'll take 'em all on with my bear hands.

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The Flood / Re: Jerks on the Internet
« on: November 07, 2014, 07:02:52 PM »
Y'know how one team always spawns close to the overshield on Guardian? I've always wondered why my teammates feel compelled to melee me after I grab it first.

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Serious / Re: If you KNEW your country was going to be conquered...
« on: November 07, 2014, 06:06:27 PM »
Hey, hey, if anybody's going to be doing any conquering, it's gonna be me.

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The Flood / Re: So, I got on Facebook today
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:24:43 PM »
Oh? Which Facebook did you get?
FacebookTM

But which one? I saw some good Facebooks at the store last week, but I didn't buy any because I'm wondering if there will be a sale soon. Maybe I'll check for Facebooks in some other store, see if they're cheaper.
I don't think this is 2010 anymore. Despite your name, I didn't kek.

But you said you got a Facebook. Unless you meant a Facebook account, which is different.

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The Flood / Re: Why Are Big Female Booties So Attractive?
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:22:21 PM »
Because larger asses actually mean longer life, according to an article I read once, and longer living mates produce more offspring which is deemed attractive to most species.

Science, bitch.

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The Flood / Re: Someone explain to me how the Halo Arrays work
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:20:00 PM »
They work quite well, thank you.

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The Flood / Re: So, I got on Facebook today
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:20:56 PM »
Oh? Which Facebook did you get?
FacebookTM

But which one? I saw some good Facebooks at the store last week, but I didn't buy any because I'm wondering if there will be a sale soon. Maybe I'll check for Facebooks in some other store, see if they're cheaper.

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The Flood / Re: So, I got on Facebook today
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:11:35 PM »
Oh? Which Facebook did you get?

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The Flood / Re: Fucking fuck you, fuckface.
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:05:23 PM »
What the fuck is this? Some kind of fucking joke? Fuck.

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Serious / Re: What the fuck, California?
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:54:26 PM »
That kinda makes sense. Charging them for theft, instead of whatever it was last time.

But...can't they get arrested for possession of an unlicensed firearm? Not really sure how it works in the US given that all the states have different laws.

Depends on the state and the gun possessed, yes. Where I live I could easily purchase a handgun, but probably not a rifle.

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The Flood / Re: Your username is now your legal name.
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:31:34 PM »
Yes! Yes!

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The Flood / Re: I owe most of you an apology
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:21:45 PM »
No, see, you apologize to me by coming to my bed.

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The Flood / Re: Fred 104 is a badass character
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:30:13 PM »
Rookie > all
Wonder what happened to the Rookie and his squad.

I get the impression that they were brought into the SPARTAN-IV program.

The Rookie already stomped everyone ever (except Thom). If he got any more badass, John would get reduced to irrelevance.

>doesn't count Pvt. Jenkins who was infected by a flood form but still managed to stop te infection escaping the ring

He's badass too, but not as badass as the Rookie or Thom. Or that one guy in "The Flood" who got almost as far as John in the Library despite being a regular guy.

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Knew it. Just a bunch of pictures from threads I've posted in...and my Bnet avatar.

Here's another.

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The Flood / Re: Fred 104 is a badass character
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:38:06 AM »
Rookie > all
Wonder what happened to the Rookie and his squad.

I get the impression that they were brought into the SPARTAN-IV program.

The Rookie already stomped everyone ever (except Thom). If he got any more badass, John would get reduced to irrelevance.

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The Flood / Re: Noelle
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:15:01 AM »
Wait Noelle sleeps? ö.ô

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The Flood / Re: What's the worst thing you've ever said to someone?
« on: November 06, 2014, 12:11:47 AM »
I once told a kid back in middle school that he was adopted and nobody loved him.

Turns out he really was adopted. I wasn't sorry, though, since he was a douche that nobody liked.

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The Flood / Re: Fred 104 is a badass character
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:44:28 PM »
Ryougi Shiki can kill Fred 104

Discuss
Halo > weeb shiz

Halo is weeb shit.
Halo is the most American thing you can find aside from apple pie!



>Halo Legends

>Bungie back then was made up of weebs

>the woman who made MCs design worked on Akira
Wasn't it this guy called uh... Shi Kai Wang?

Was thinking Lloraine and ONI, but the point still stands. Halo was made by weebs.

Dat animesque Destiny armor.

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The Flood / Re: Fred 104 is a badass character
« on: November 05, 2014, 09:43:01 PM »
I love how he's the Mario of the Spartans. Not the strongest like Sam, not the fastest like Kelly, not the smartest like god-knows-who, not the most accurate like Linda, he doesn't have Kurt's 'sixth sense', he doesn't have John's copious amounts of plot armor...he's just sort of well-rounded and with no standout talent, apart from his knives.

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The Flood / Re: When is Isara...
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:46:24 PM »
In my sexatorium.

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:14:56 PM »
Dat reference to a reference.

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The Flood / Re: Is 2015 the year of the A.I.?
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:37:46 PM »
No, 2001 was the year of the AI.

Real Steel.

You mean Rocky?

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The Flood / Re: So you guys hate me, huh?
« on: November 04, 2014, 10:24:58 PM »
I could never hate you, Death.

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: At Last... My Quest Is Over.
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:38:03 PM »
My god, my quest is over as well. I've finally done it.

What is your achievement, fellow quest-completer?

I've finally achieved a state of perfect apathy.

It's rather liberating.

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The Flood / Re: i have one person muted
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:37:09 PM »
Is it that RC5908 scoundrel?

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The Flood / Re: ffs
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:31:08 PM »
If you insist.

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The Flood / Re: At Last... My Quest Is Over.
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:29:24 PM »
My god, my quest is over as well. I've finally done it.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vore today?
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:21:15 PM »
I vore all the time.

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The Flood / Re: I just disproved the universe
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:20:23 PM »
time is a river...

Life is a journey.

The door is a jar.

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The Flood / Re: I just disproved the universe
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:19:58 PM »
Just because you subjectively think the universe is real doesn't mean it actually is.

You're right. Just because I objectively think the universe is means it actually is.

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