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« on: November 12, 2014, 07:07:53 PM »
He ranted, he swore, he did nothing he hasn't already done.
I did like that he went over how Bayo 2 isn't all dark and gritty like damn near every game released in the past seven years has been, though.
7172
« on: November 12, 2014, 07:06:17 PM »
Implying strutting around sporting Jorge's accent wouldn't be the greatest thing ever.
7173
« on: November 12, 2014, 07:03:41 PM »
nukes in the air
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but yes, Russia would get a boot in the ass if they tried to pull some shit.
7174
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:56:42 PM »
What a great parent.
7175
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:55:55 PM »
Fuck him. Literally fuck him. Drop your pants and fuck him.
7176
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:53:04 PM »
It's a shame, really.
No shame in the democratic process. It's what people want.
People can be quite easily wrong.
Right and wrong depends on what the majority believes. Now, that obviously doesn't mean what's right is what's beneficial.
7177
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:47:54 PM »
Well, existence is pointless when you get down to it, so I'd imagine it depends on if the AI is of the 'perfectly logical' or 'borderline human' variety in terms of thought process.
7178
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:37:32 PM »
Russian warships bearing down  on Australia 
7179
« on: November 12, 2014, 06:30:00 PM »
It's nuclear.
7180
« on: November 12, 2014, 05:38:56 PM »
Admittedly, I try to change the subject if it's brought up in public.
7181
« on: November 11, 2014, 09:13:53 PM »
That's useful information.
7182
« on: November 11, 2014, 04:57:53 PM »
You almost had it. Almost.
7183
« on: November 11, 2014, 04:56:31 PM »
Don't let your Tuesday be a bluesday. Keep your fin up.
7184
« on: November 11, 2014, 02:49:46 AM »
Shazam!
7185
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:44:43 AM »
I don't get it.
Like, at all.
7186
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:38:33 AM »
I demand mold and pocket lint!
7187
« on: November 09, 2014, 05:36:31 PM »
I don't sleep, though.
7188
« on: November 09, 2014, 04:39:43 PM »
7189
« on: November 09, 2014, 04:28:31 PM »
7190
« on: November 09, 2014, 02:46:13 AM »
shotgun blast to the chest at close range. My kind of girl. Aside from the whole 'murderer' bit.
7191
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:59:10 AM »
7192
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:12:57 AM »
Elites don't have bewbs.
Shut up, though.
7193
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:39:04 PM »
kekkity kek
That's me. What's that from, by the way?
7194
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:24:48 PM »
Hot!
7195
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:23:14 PM »
rigor mortis is one of the biggest cock-blocks there is
I had phantom tit syndrome (which I'm fairly sure is a medical condition of mine now)
body bags are definitely a turn-on.
Come hell or high water, I was going to fuck a cadaver.
in the name of necrophilia I opened that door.
All eyes were now trained on me, including the surgeon handling the scalpel (boner-kill personified... Or perscalpified).
I think I babbled like Bill Clinton, nearly elucidating my internal monologue, "I do not want sexual relations with that corpse."
She gave me her signature smirk and head tilt, something you'd see in an anime. It made me sick to my stomach. No one that awful deserves anime quirks without answering to your level 250 in Maplestory. No one.
It worked like a pagan sacrifice on Samhain.
It was time for operation: sleeping beauty.
"Here comes Pimpeii, Aurora"
In essence, I managed with the grace of a horny walrus.
charged my Rohirim horse cock into her Helms Deep, post battle.
The ocean, I can firmly attest, lacks firmness and is much too salty.
If there is a heaven, there are dead people there, and you can fuck them.
Jackson Pollock ain't got shit on me; she transcended art with my glazing and went straight to pure, unambiguous emotion. Bad touch would be proud, she was smothered and covered like waffle-house-hash-browns.
I desired nothing more than to Lara Croft the hell out of it.
Frictional force is the best, hands down.
She was my Sea Biscuit, and we won gold.
let my drill pierce the heavens
I sent her out... with a bang. And by this I mean I had no idea what to do with the body.
Yet this experience, even in all of its thirty minute brevity, transformed me.
Jerry junior nodded in assent at the conception of this brilliant idea.
This doesn't mean I've drawn the line here though, that would be like having your cake without eating it too (which is one of the stupidest phrases to pimple the ass of the English language).
It seems like I can't catch a break between wheeling these tables like go-carts and dealing out double dick dosages to dead damsels.
10/10 SEQUEL NOW
7196
« on: November 08, 2014, 02:45:21 PM »
Nobody said that. Absolutely no one.
7197
« on: November 08, 2014, 02:44:26 PM »
...Wait, people think he's serious about this? Wut.
7198
« on: November 08, 2014, 02:27:16 PM »
<3
Spoiler The upcoming PS3 game has atomic breath flight confirmed BTW I love how clunky Jet Jaguar looks. But is anybody going to get Desotroyah's color right?
7199
« on: November 08, 2014, 01:14:01 AM »
He said please. That means you have to.
7200
« on: November 08, 2014, 01:13:13 AM »
The fucking Dresden Files.
Also House of Leaves, and the Horus Heresy series.
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