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6511
Uniform suicide within the first five minutes of the game

That's worse than Karen Traviss' writing O____O

Halo 4's gameplay.

Seeing the forerunners outside of apocryphal context.

Defeating the Didact with the X button.

The first half of Halo 3's story.

Continuing Master Chief's story after the conclusion of Halo 3.

The Scorpion's godawful design.

The driving skills the UNSC teaches its men and women.

Halo 2's level pacing.

Halo 2's ending.

Halo 2's buggy multiplayer.

Halo 2.

Edit: oh, I though you said what's worse than Traviss' writing.

List still applies, though.

6512
The Flood / Re: What are your aspirations/life plans?
« on: January 10, 2015, 03:17:29 AM »
Hopefully become an author. Writing is my only real skill and I've already put years of time and effort worldbuilding for the novel I'm attempting to work on.

6513
The Flood / Re: Which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 10, 2015, 03:07:30 AM »
Ha.

Ha ha.

Hahaha - but seriously, I'm as morally grey as it gets.

6514
The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:25:36 AM »
alright alright

this is what I'll do

>going to call
>cry beforehand, good at crying
>say a relative is in the hospital
>will be at hospital for the day

any other idea?

Tell them your relative got hit by an axe.

6515
The Flood / Re: How should I call off work tomorrow?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:53:30 AM »
Tell them a pink-haired twelve-year-old hit you with an axe.

6516
The Flood / Re: Is it gay to pleasure yourself to a picture of yourself?
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:39:59 AM »
Selfcest is bestcest.

6517
The Flood / Re: Post good dubstep remixes
« on: January 10, 2015, 12:24:24 AM »
Quote
good dubstep

Ha!

6518
The Flood / Re: >french special forces
« on: January 09, 2015, 11:18:06 PM »
What a novice.

6519
The Flood / Re: Most hardcore person in music?
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:36:46 PM »
What the fuck? Why would he do any of that?

6520
The Flood / Re: hey verbatim
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:31:40 PM »

6521
The Flood / Re: What would you do if you caught your kid watching porn
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:10:33 PM »
"Good job, son."

6522
The Flood / Re: Verbatim
« on: January 09, 2015, 08:09:32 PM »
Yes.

Yes!

6523
Unmotivated, lazy, generally unable to open up to people, not good in large groups, sometimes goads people on when they're angry, too much time thinking and not enough acting, no real skills aside from writing (and not particularly good with dialogue), frequently mentally concluded and unable to change.

Can work well when given a genuine reason to do so, trustworthy for the most part, friendly enough to people that interest me, extremely creative, writer of kickass fight scenes, can think problems through fairly quickly, can get extremely in-depth when it comes to abstract ideas, can laugh at my own mistakes and drawbacks.

6524
The Flood / Re: DROWNING DEEP IN MY SEA OF LOATHING
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:52:27 PM »
Most of Disturbed's early stuff is shit. Their later stuff is still edgy as knives, but tolerable. And, of course, Draiman can be forgiven for the edgyness.

6525
The Flood / Re: Can I just apologise to anybody I've pissed off?
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:37:42 PM »
No.

I'm suing you for millions if not billions.

Up to and including NINETY NINE US DOLLARS.

6526
Literally my face after reading that.

6527
The Flood / Re: So my college is reprimanding me for "Islamaphobia"
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:32:41 PM »
...Was she hot?

6528
The Flood / Re: Can I just apologise to anybody I've pissed off?
« on: January 09, 2015, 06:30:51 PM »
Never forgive! Never surrender!

6529
The Flood / Re: Why are Frenchmen so cowardly?
« on: January 09, 2015, 05:55:18 PM »
French tanks have four pedals - three to move backward, and one to go forward in case they get attacked from behind.

6530
The Flood / Re: On a scale of 1-10, how hairy is your ass?
« on: January 09, 2015, 04:35:58 PM »
7 or 8.

6531
The Flood / Re: whoaaa this is just like the old site
« on: January 09, 2015, 04:25:24 PM »
I am legally required to inform you of my presence here, even though you'll likely never speak to me again.

6532
The Flood / Re: which user, would you say, on average
« on: January 09, 2015, 03:55:43 PM »
Ha.

Ha ha.

Hee hee ha ha hoo ha ha ha!

6533
The Flood / Re: I just bought my books for college
« on: January 09, 2015, 03:51:07 PM »
That's more than all of mine combined. Holy shit.

6534
The Flood / Re: Name a species
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:40:16 PM »
The Badassians.

6535
The Flood / Re: What you think of Dogruk treasure?
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:25:21 PM »
I think I'll take it.

6536
The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:24:16 PM »
noelle

stupid bitch

That's quite a way to start off a list :/

Those were her good points, too.

Spoiler
jk noelle you're alright

6537
The Flood / Re: You can't Jest the Jester
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:21:43 PM »
Good, good, let the shit flow through you.

That's disgusting.

6538
I hope they can eventually change me so I can shoot lasers from my eyes and lightning bolts out my nipples.

6539
The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:18:40 PM »

6540
The Flood / Re: The best and worst qualities of certain users
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:13:55 PM »
Do me! Do me!

Hold your horses, sweetheart. Let's take this slowly this time.

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