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Gaming / Re: Best Metal Gear Solid?
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:51:36 PM »
6) They literally BRING BIG BOSS BACK TO LIFE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THEN KILL HIM AGAIN, ALL WHILE MILKING THE TEARS FROM THE END OF MGS3 BY MAKING HIM SALUTE THE BOSS AGAIN. I find this to be a really cheap way to emotionalise the player, as Snake lighting BB's cigar is more touching IMO.

Ground Zeroes has the best gameplay out of all the games so far.
This.
So much of this.


That entire speech on Zero at the end was just stupid in my opinion too.

The whole game is melodramatic horse fuck that takes itself too seriously to the point of incoherence. Look at this soap opera shit.

YouTube


"I'm a shadow... one that no light will shine on. As long as you follow me, you'll never see the day."

"It was never going to work out for me. It even rained the day I was born!"
"You've got it all wrong! You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness."

That scene is the digital embodiment of Japanese dialogue.

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Gaming / Re: Best Metal Gear Solid?
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:50:27 PM »
Objectively Snake Eater.

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Gaming / Re: Blood angels > everything in the 40k universe
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:49:01 PM »


Either way, there is only one correct answer to this.

Imperial Guard >>> Everything.

They really are hardcore. Just think of what they go up against - superfast space elves with fairy tale weaponry, gigantic, superstrong, completely fearless green monsters who kill for entertainment, supersoldiers that are better than the Imperium's own and have magic backing them up, near-indestructible space Terminator zombies with technology that dwarfs their own, uncountable hordes of parasitic alien insects that devour entire planets to make more of themselves...

...and the Imperial Guardsmen don't always lose.

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Gaming / Re: Blood angels > everything in the 40k universe
« on: February 07, 2015, 06:38:29 PM »


Nobody is safe when the Space Wolves show up.

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:16:01 AM »
I plan on going to bed at 5:00. Fancy that.

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Gaming / Re: Warhammer: End Times announced-chan
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:25:19 AM »
>Warhammer
>Silently hopes it's 40k
>Original Warhammer
>lolno

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The Flood / Re: What's the biggest thing you've personally killed?
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:23:34 AM »
Myself.

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The Flood / Re: Scrubs or Grays Anatomy?
« on: February 06, 2015, 12:55:33 PM »
50 Shades of Gray's Anatomy.

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The Flood / Re: Ultimate first-world problem
« on: February 06, 2015, 12:54:54 PM »
Only way to top this off would be if starbucks closed early and you had to make instant coffee.

Life is tough.

I'll have you know that I was quite parched a moment ago, and the fridge is all the way on the other side of the room, so I had to physically get up in order to get that Mountain Dew I was craving.

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Everyone on Earth ejaculates at exactly the same time.

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What if I am with the Thalmor? All my characters were neither with the Empire nor The Stormcloak rebels.

Then I probably killed you at some point. I killed every Thalmor I met. And every elf in general. And anything that I didn't like. And basically everyone.

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Did you pick any race aside from norn?

Well do I have news for you.

I mean, I hate those fucking disgusting inferior pointy-eared vermin more than anyone, but the orcs and argonians are pretty cool guys once you get to know them, and bretons are objectively the best race despite their blood being contaminated by elfin filth.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:52:43 AM »
Alfred solos.

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The Flood / Re: How often should your Flood Waifu be given attention?
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:46:53 AM »
I need all of your attention.

And, sweetheart, you can have all of it.

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Serious / Re: King of Jordan to Personally Bomb ISIL
« on: February 05, 2015, 12:57:06 AM »
If only America's king was that hardcore.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:12:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:09:36 PM »
I'm positive that she could tear through Alfred with ease



old guy's fist

vs

master martial artist and complete control over fire

hmmm

Alfred would stoically walk through the fire and punch her to death. He's too stuffy and British to give a damn about anything as insignificant as being burned.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: February 04, 2015, 11:06:52 PM »
I'm positive that she could tear through Alfred with ease



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The Flood / Re: Who would win?
« on: February 04, 2015, 10:30:23 PM »
Kharn the Betrayer solos.

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The Flood / Re: Dankwaifu aesthetics
« on: February 04, 2015, 08:37:21 PM »
i'm puzzled, why is a maid in an Amazon packing facility?

That's clearly an Amazones factory. Bit of a difference.

Spoiler
Check out the Amazones on her though.

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The Flood / Re: Why don't you have a gf
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:21:18 PM »
Never really had any interest in getting one.

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The Flood / Re: Dankwaifu aesthetics
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:18:57 PM »
The front isn't too bad, either.

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The Flood / Re: 3DPD is awesome
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:18:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: 3DPD is awesome
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:14:07 PM »
but you can't do this to a waifu?
Spoiler

Murder her via suffocation?

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The Flood / Re: OH SHIT
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:13:07 PM »
Yes, perfect.

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Gaming / Re: Mario Gold & Silver Amiibos
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:07:38 PM »
What would you even do with them?

Shove them up his ass, obviously. What else are they good for?

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The Flood / Re: You're a big orc
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:06:49 PM »
My orc is bigger than yours.

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The Flood / Re: How do people legitimately watch anime?
« on: February 04, 2015, 05:12:15 PM »
I just started watching Panty and Stocking. It has this weird hypnotic effect where I know I don't really like it, per se, but I can't seem to stop watching, either.

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Gaming / Re: friendly reminder that realism=/=quality gameplay
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:25:50 PM »
Well when you put "suddenly" into the equation that's when it becomes impossible.

Watch the video. It details how 60% of our diseases originate from domesticated animals, and how it's possible for an infection to travel along a particular food chain. Viruses mutate to accommodate their hosts mang.

Yeah, they do, but it isn't making it any more plausible for a fungus that, as of now, targets the brains and bodies of ants to do the same to humans. It'd take quite a while for them to go from infecting ants to, say, infecting rodents, to larger animals, and so on, all the way to humans. So no, the concept itself is still not realistic. At least, not in the time frame we're given in the story.

You're right about one thing, that if you take out the zombies the story is realistic, but you could say the same about pretty much anything. Take out the Conduits in inFamous, and the story is realistic. Take out the talking animals and robots in Sonic the Hedgehog, and story is realistic. Take out the unrealistic elements, and the story is realistic.

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