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The Flood / Re: Who will win the US Presidential Election 2016?
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:11:12 PM »
Michael Wilson solos.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:44:54 PM »
because one who is an idiot does not typically call another an idiot
except that sort of thing happens literally all the time
across all media
and in real life

Which is nice, but frequency does little to change the fact that it is irony by definition.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:42:41 PM »
What an unexpected turn of events! An idiot decided to call me an idiot! The irony!

Go back to angsting in a corner, Verby, instead of acting like...well, your usual asshole self.
no, kid

it would only be ironic if you spent your whole life up until now trying to build your knowledge in a wide variety of areas and fields in order to become some kind of genius or polymath

and then i decided to call you a retard

but you haven't done that

The irony being that you are an idiot, and yet you attempt to call me an idiot. This is a reversal of the expected - that is, it is ironic - because one who is an idiot does not typically call another an idiot, but is instead typically called an idiot.

You fucking idiot.
But Keks... you're an idiot.


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The Flood / Re: Gilgamesh is a faggot
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:41:38 PM »
But immortality though.
Immortality can suck a walrus.

But that was the whole point of TEoG.

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The Flood / Re: Gilgamesh is a faggot
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:39:34 PM »
But immortality though.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:37:42 PM »
What an unexpected turn of events! An idiot decided to call me an idiot! The irony!

Go back to angsting in a corner, Verby, instead of acting like...well, your usual asshole self.
no, kid

it would only be ironic if you spent your whole life up until now trying to build your knowledge in a wide variety of areas and fields in order to become some kind of genius or polymath

and then i decided to call you a retard

but you haven't done that

The irony being that you are an idiot, and yet you attempt to call me an idiot. This is a reversal of the expected - that is, it is ironic - because one who is an idiot does not typically call another an idiot, but is instead typically called an idiot.

You fucking idiot.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:26:35 PM »
>Verbatim
>calling me a retard

The irony is intoxicating.
>he doesn't even know what irony is
lol

What an unexpected turn of events! An idiot decided to call me an idiot! The irony!

Go back to angsting in a corner, Verby, instead of acting like...well, your usual asshole self.

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They fall into disarray and eat each other.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:08:51 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.

Deciding not to go through with it, however, is among the bravest things one can do.
Heh, look at this retard.

>Verbatim
>calling me a retard

The irony is intoxicating.

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:08:09 PM »
I highly doubt I'm being possessed by demons and shit.

Demons? Probably not. Shit? You might be on to something...

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The Flood / Re: So I had a fun experience last night.
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:49:03 PM »
As did I, though mine involves significantly more motorbikes and significantly less clothing.

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The Flood / Re: Do you prefer seeing a male or female doctor?
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:38:28 PM »
Female, in the off chance that she's hot.
What if she's examining your balls and then all of a sudden you get an erection?

Then he's made his intentions clear.

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The Flood / Re: two bombs wasn't enough
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:30:32 PM »
why is Jim posting his mom's selfies on here?

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The Flood / Re: Describe your daydreams.......
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:29:25 PM »
One thought I've had stuck in my head since I rewatched Man of Steel a few months back is, assuming somebody with superpowers showed up in real life, what would they really do with them? I can't help but think up little scenarios of what a real, actual person, who does not have the same extreme morals or lack thereof and ingrained inclination to help or hurt people that fictional superheroes and villains have, would do if they suddenly found out they were basically a god.

So I started asking myself what I would do. It's hard to come up with a definite scenario, so I end up daydreaming of something different every time.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:21:22 PM »
You can be wise without being religious.
LOL prove it

Show me one wise person who isn't religious



Spoiler
And no, that's not my compliance with your demand.

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I wouldn't mind earning 1,5 million dollars every 3 months cooking meth on a lab.

Ah, a best-of-both-worlds solution.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:45:47 PM »
You don't want to hear you're the problem and you'd rather sit there and leech off the efforts of those who spilled their blood for you to even say something so incredibly stupid.
muh star spangled banner muh dead heroes muh national pride muh land of the free

I gotta say, Challenger, that you're an okay guy who makes amusing posts...but good lord you're being overly-patriotic about this.

Not that I'm siding with ATM on this whole debacle, mind you.

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The Flood / Re: how are you?
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:40:57 PM »
Guys, I don't like OP. He's being way too friendly for this place.
everyone here is always mad at something, im spreading some positivity before i get hunted down by secondclass alts

Good people aren't allowed in this shit-heap of a community.

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The Flood / Re: before i was born
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:36:24 PM »
"I was a god before I was a man."

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The Flood / Re: how are you?
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:35:36 PM »
Pretty good, all things considered.

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I actually learned about this in a class I took last semester. Essentially, children are at a formative age where observation is the main priority, so getting used to motion and sound is key, at least with movies.

With toys it's about learning in a tactile sense, like building shit with legos and getting used to how they work. They need to know how it works, in and out, before moving on to something else, and they may spend a lot of time on one function, like a blinking light on an electronic toy, because they don't understand how it works and want to figure it out by repeating whatever caused the light to appear.

Adults, on the other hand, don't need to keep watching what's happening on the screen or figure out what every little feature of what they're holding does - they just need to apply that knowledge to something productive. It's natural for us grown-ass men to get restless watching movies because there's nothing productive coming out of it. We're not entertained by toys because we already know how they work. Kids don't, and they find that fascinating.

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Gaming / Re: Official: Ori & the Blind Forest Thread
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:20:56 PM »
That thing looks adorable.

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The Flood / Re: Boyhood watchers, GET IN HERE
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:20:25 PM »
More like Manhood watchers, am I right?

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well paying job I hate

with the money I earn I will be able to do things I like in my own time.

For me enjoying a job is more of a plus than anything else.

I was about to say the latter, but this is a good point as well.

And, assuming the pay is high enough, I wouldn't have to work there for long.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 04:10:59 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.
no

no

no

it isnt

thats like calling a schizophrenic person stupid

There's only a few certain circumstances where suicide could be even remotely considered a 'brave' thing to do.

Most cases aren't.
Quite clearly you don't understand anything regarding psychology, so discussing it is going to end with people making fun of you. I'd quit whilst you're still capable of maintaining your dignity.

I'm well aware of the causes of suicide - mainly chronic depression. I've known people who considered suicide - it's not something I'd wish on anyone. I'm not such an asshole as to say it's easy to down a bottle of pills or jump off the twentieth floor of a building. That's complete and utter bullshit.

It just isn't brave. It's the result of a moment of hopelessness that leads to a reckless, selfish action that doesn't take into consideration how others would react. Anyone that does has my sympathy, but at no point will I ever consider that a courageous act.

Considering it as an option and choosing otherwise, however, I do consider a courageous act. It takes strength to reach the point where ending it seems like the best choice and then decide to keep going. Not everybody does. I'm not pointing at them and saying it's their fault - far from it. But it doesn't make them courageous or brave for giving in to personal challenge.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:47:19 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.
no

no

no

it isnt

thats like calling a schizophrenic person stupid

There's only a few certain circumstances where suicide could be even remotely considered a 'brave' thing to do.

Most cases aren't.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw philosophy teacher thinks suicide is cowardly
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:46:17 PM »
Suicide is cowardly.

Deciding not to go through with it, however, is among the bravest things one can do.
But that doesn't require bravery, as it's simply one listening to their self-preservation instincts. You're a sheep if you can't pull the trigger or down that bottle of bleach.

And I can just as easily say suicide is merely giving up in the face of adversity. See? I can trivialize the issue as well.
It's not giving up, it's saying "fuck you adversity, I'm not dealing with your shit" and having the balls to go through with it. Most honorable.

I'm inclined to agree, but only in certain circumstances, such as if you're facing terminal cancer or some other situation where you're dead regardless. Dying on your own terms, if you will.

Lost a loved one? Bullied at school? Lost your high-paying job? That's awful, just not to the point that suicide is at all warranted. That's blowing the situation completely out of proportion. It's caving under pressure that, quite frankly, so many others never buckled to.

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Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that lead you to make this post.

A few days back a friend and I were talking about the worst forms of torture we could think of. That was one that he posited, and I had a hard time coming up with something worse.

Also, *led.

There are plenty of worse tortures out there. Just look it up. Medieval people were fucked up.

I'm aware. That was just what we could come up with, at least in terms of overall pain.

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Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?
I truly question the thought process that lead you to make this post.

A few days back a friend and I were talking about the worst forms of torture we could think of. That was one that he posited, and I had a hard time coming up with something worse.

Also, *led.

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Anybody here ever get bored and just hammer nails through their testicles?

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