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The Flood / Re: we have gone 2 months without anarchy
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:51:26 PM »
Isn't it great?

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Serious / Re: Conservative Party to scrap Human Rights Act
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:50:27 PM »
It's like they're automatically assuming the Tories are going to start torturing people and raping their families.

I assume everyone is going to start torturing people and raping their families. Especially myself. Never did trust that bastard.

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The Flood / Re: Small Space Thread :3 (An expanding journey!)
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:33:04 PM »
D'aw, that title is adorable.

I used Stellarium in my Earth and Space Systems course a few months back.

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The Flood / Re: Who is "Lemön"?
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:29:12 PM »
Nobody knows what terrible depths Lemon will sink to in order to carry out his goals.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:25:35 PM »
How about i just eat my meat in peace and you veggies stop shoving your beliefs down my throat.

Good golly god this couldn't be said any better.

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Oh man, it's been years since AC was relevant. Has Chronicles been released yet?

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Gaming / Re: Halo's Place in SciFI: The Fall of Reach
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:34:21 PM »
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I lost track of how often “Kelly” and “fast” are mentioned in proximity.

That's really her first and only character trait. Without the author writing 'she's the fastest Spartan', she has absolutely no defining features and becomes less of a character and more of a plot device.

That's a problem the other Spartans have in the books. Kelly is fast, Linda is the best sniper, and so on...but aside from those characteristics, they're entirely interchangeable. Fred, in particular, was basically a substitute John. You could have erased Master Chief entirely from the book and written Fred into the narrative in his place, and the story wouldn't have changed in the slightest.

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The Flood / Re: Cop bites testicles of man
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:24:55 PM »
This all could have been resolved if the man had a gun.

This describes every problem of any magnitude ever. Your boss is being an ass? Pull out a gun. Failed that calc test? Should've brought a gun. The milk's gone off? Go get a gun.

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The Flood / Re: The Fox Den
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:06:38 PM »
You ever notice how wolves are objectively better than foxes?

And dogs are objectively better than cats?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever forgotten about Mother's Day?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:03:18 PM »
I rarely remember any holiday but Christmas or Halloween.

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The Flood / Re: >there are people on this website right now
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:08:35 AM »
And then Superman shows you that western shit is basically the same thing.

It's almost as if you've never read a Superman comic.


It's almost as if you don't get that I'm making an equally dumb sweeping generalization in order to to trap hypocrites.

I already got Verbatim, but it's not like he's a hard one to catch.

...Well, no, I didn't get it. On account of there being no means of gauging sarcasm in that statement, and that being a genuinely common complaint that's only rarely iterated sarcastically.

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The Flood / Re: Triggered IRL
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:48:18 PM »
I love how little he gives a shit. What a bastard.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Squad Revealed in .jpg Format
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:42:08 PM »
Harley is the only good one

Dem leg doodles.

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The Flood / Re: >there are people on this website right now
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:40:42 PM »
And then Superman shows you that western shit is basically the same thing.

It's almost as if you've never read a Superman comic.

But yeah they basically just described Dante. He still works though because he turned into a parody of that sort of design by the third and fourth games.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Squad Revealed in .jpg Format
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:54:21 PM »
i feel like joker isnt gonna be the direct target, but rather a figure off to the side

So in other words, the Joker written incorrectly.

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Gaming / Re: DBZ Xenoverse is fun
« on: May 04, 2015, 06:53:03 PM »
The game feels schizophrenic, like it can't quite decide if it's a fighting game or an RPG. It was fun until I realized that it was mostly a game of numbers instead of a game of skill.

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The Flood / Re: Suicide Squad Revealed in .jpg Format
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:49:55 PM »
I recognize most of them from the comics, but...

Who the fuck is Slipknot?

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Gaming / Re: Who's your main character in MK X?
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:48:29 PM »
Normally I hate it when gravelly-voiced badasses are played straight, but Erron Black has a weird appeal I can't describe properly. Everything about him just radiates awesome.

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The Flood / Re: Tropes you despise
« on: May 04, 2015, 01:43:31 PM »
This one springs to mind.

I don't particularly dislike any tropes, but it's absolutely baffling when, out of all the people in the world/galaxy/universe, only a handful of plot-relevant characters do anything meaningful.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people like the Avengers movies?
« on: April 27, 2015, 03:20:17 AM »
What, exactly, is a 'meme movie'?

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Gaming / Re: 'Hard' bosses you didn't find too difficult?
« on: April 27, 2015, 03:18:43 AM »
cmon guys don't make it another verbatim vs dark souls thread again
The second he made a post in this thread I had a feeling an argument would start.

Verbatim in a nutshell.

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Shoot him with a knife and stab him with a gun.

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Gaming / Re: 'Hard' bosses you didn't find too difficult?
« on: April 26, 2015, 12:11:37 PM »
The Souls series. I never really understood why they're considered difficult.

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The Flood / Re: Think of a fictional character
« on: April 26, 2015, 11:16:07 AM »
25 guesses in and he still hasn't got it <.<

50 now.

75 ish and the game gave up, I win yey.

Lehm apparently stumps this chap completely.

From Jormangand?
The very same >.>

Ah. Good series. I thought of Chiquita on my third play and he nailed it.

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The Flood / Re: Think of a fictional character
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:09:48 AM »
25 guesses in and he still hasn't got it <.<

50 now.

75 ish and the game gave up, I win yey.

Lehm apparently stumps this chap completely.

From Jormangand?

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The Flood / Re: Think of a fictional character
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:08:14 AM »
wtf someone explain pls
how did this mother fucker know?
im actually angry, like who made this where are they so i can hurt them
i was thinking of harry potter

Each character has a specific combination of questions linked to them. Every question you answer narrows down the options until he picks the character that closest matches your combination of answers. It's fairly accurate but not perfect.

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The Flood / Re: In 2016, why not vote for...
« on: April 26, 2015, 01:13:58 AM »
why would I vote for that played out lame-o pussy and not

Shub Niggurath


Intentional or not, I see what you did there.

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The Flood / Re: Think of a fictional character
« on: April 26, 2015, 12:59:45 AM »
Ah, I get how it works now. Obvious, really.

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The Flood / Re: Think of a fictional character
« on: April 26, 2015, 12:45:08 AM »
Got him with the Red King. He thought I was talking about Set.

Close, but no.

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