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2791
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:48:01 PM »
She's cake.
Cheesecake.
2792
« on: December 18, 2015, 03:26:55 PM »
Mine looks hideous though.
2793
« on: December 18, 2015, 03:24:23 PM »
Holy fuck Ganon is soo good in Melee.
He's slow as fuck though. Sometimes he'll throw a regular attack and whoever he's fighting will hit him first, even if they attacked after him.
2794
« on: December 18, 2015, 01:49:52 AM »
2795
« on: December 18, 2015, 01:46:56 AM »
Locke Requested
 Saw this one coming ten miles back.
2796
« on: December 17, 2015, 08:52:40 PM »
Why 5:30? Do you live far from campus?
2797
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:41:44 PM »
Goji.
Green saber, only needs one.
2798
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:38:40 PM »
I couldn't even keep it down if I tried. I just trim everything at this point. Bad picture with a black sweater on, but whatever. Most of everything below my face in that pic is just facial hair anyway.
You look exhausted.
2799
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:24:39 PM »
We'd all be dead.
2800
« on: December 17, 2015, 03:14:28 PM »
Kebabs sounds like a euphemism.
"Suck my kebabs, asshole!"
"You don't have the kebabs to kill me!"
"Tell your wife to take your kebabs out of her purse and stand up for yourself!"
2801
« on: December 17, 2015, 04:32:42 AM »
Grapesabers are the master color.
2802
« on: December 17, 2015, 04:28:54 AM »
I've had a ton since I was twelve, and it's irritating having to shave every week or so.
If you're shaving only once a week then you don't have a lot.
I shave it before it can grow particularly long.
2803
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:17:42 PM »
Why yes, I am the one that wrote that. Very good, Jacob. And it holds no credence whatsoever.
Says you. :^)
2804
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:15:35 PM »
But you won't. Says you.
Why yes, I am the one that wrote that. Very good, Jacob.
2805
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:12:27 PM »
Not if I can convince them that they're wrong for not caring.
But you won't because nobody gives a shit. You're pissing hours of your life away making complaints so trivial it's funny, on a tiny gaming forum and you haven't convinced a single user. Moments thrown completely away with nothing to show for them. Time wasted. You fuckwit.
2806
« on: December 16, 2015, 06:00:20 PM »
It's almost as bad a wasting time whining about shit nobody really cares about. If you don't care, you're wrong.
If you're trying to defend people who don't give a shit, you're wasting time. If you're wasting time, you're a fuckwit. Misogyny is the enemy.
You're sounding more delusional by the post.
2807
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:56:47 PM »
It literally took a ninja...to take down Rex in Metal Gear Solid.
This isn't unimpressive at all.
2808
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:55:01 PM »
Apathy =/= hate. Not that you'd understand. Apathy is a disease.
It's almost as bad as wasting time whining about shit nobody really cares about. Doing nothing to help is pretty much helping the enemy.
There is no 'enemy'. You're getting up in arms over nothing.
2809
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:48:03 PM »
Which would matter if women gave a shit about Samus wearing heels.
But they don't.
Because they're misogynist.
Apathy =/= hate. Not that you'd understand.
2810
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:46:49 PM »
I've had a ton since I was twelve, and it's irritating having to shave every week or so.
2811
« on: December 16, 2015, 05:44:30 PM »
Samus wearing high heels hurts the image of women.
Which would matter if women gave a shit about Samus wearing heels. But they don't.
2812
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:57:50 PM »
That second page took half a minute to load because of Elink's menagerie of videos.
2813
« on: December 16, 2015, 03:47:27 PM »
Tblocks turning water in to wine itt
I was about to say salt into sugar, but that works too.
2814
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:59:20 PM »
At around 12:30 last night my internet was shut off until 2:30. OP is fucking clairvoyant.
2815
« on: December 16, 2015, 02:56:19 PM »
I still cannot comprehend why the fuck Zero Suit Samus wears high-heels.
Like, I can understand having a skin-tight layer underneath the regular armour (that doesn't excuse her needlessly curvaceous figure, though), but why the fuck are you wearing those shoes?!
her feet are the shape of high heels, they're just normal shoes to her.
Oh god that'd be creepy.
2816
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:35:22 PM »
She'd have to be fit as fuck to do all those acrobatics though.
So what's Mario's excuse? Why can he do all those things while remaining 5'4" and plump?
He's a plumber. They all can do that. That isn't an excuse to have her scamper all over the screen with her ass and tits out. They're really not as emphasized as you're making them out to be. What about the high-heels? Surely those help with her acrobatics.
No, that's just a poor design choice.
2817
« on: December 15, 2015, 10:26:50 PM »
she's this...tall, curvaceous beauty
She'd have to be fit as fuck to do all those acrobatics though.
2818
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:13:36 PM »
Because none of them look like they ran afoul of Procrustes.
I have no idea what that is,
I didn't think anyone would. You should catch up on your Greek mythology.
2819
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:11:33 PM »
Thoroughly unpleasant
I wouldn't be able to do my degree, talk with other humans, play video games, watch films, buy things without leaving my house
basically unliveable tbh
Really makes you wonder how humanity survived up until the '70s, huh?
2820
« on: December 15, 2015, 09:07:48 PM »
How is Bayonetta any more disgustingly disproportionate than Zero Suit Samus, R. Mika or Quiet?
Because none of them look like they ran afoul of Procrustes.
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