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The Flood / Re: What IS ASMR?
« on: July 30, 2016, 02:28:44 AM »
Whenever I have trouble getting to sleep (and I often do) I watch a Dr. Dmitri video. That shit could lull a frenzied gorilla to sleep.

1922
The Flood / Re: So I'm watching Sword art online
« on: July 30, 2016, 02:22:56 AM »
Big mistake.

1923
I can't decide if I'd rather drown or be saved by Jive.

1924
Samuel L. Jackson.

1925
The Flood / Re: Going into the fray again
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:59:24 PM »
Just grab her by the arm and tell her to smile for you. After she does so express approval and mention that her teeth are whiter than half the broads in this county and that you'd like to take her to knob hill and kiss her hands

Do anything but this.

1926
Gaming / Re: Speedrunners
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:45:33 PM »
most intelligent people

>changes it to a vague self-defined criteria when the first falls through

How Verbatimesque.

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and most of those people would be intelligent enough to figure out the appeal of watching someone play video games, because they're intelligent and not slack-jawed retards such as yourself

People watch them because they enjoy them. I don't feel any inclination to watch them myself, because I prefer playing video games over watching others play video games, but I get why others would want to, even if I can't relate.

Now, any intelligent man would understand this and move on, but leave it to Verb to flip his shit over it, which is ass retarded but entirely in-character for him.

Whatever. How quickly others can beat video games and the entertainment value of watching them isn't something worth playing verbal tennis over.

1927
Gaming / Re: Speedrunners
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:09:33 PM »
Most normal people would have better things to do than watch somebody muck around in a video game.
most people have better things to do than play video games, but they still do it

Most people don't play video games at all. Or, for the relative few that do, most don't spend their free time watching others play video games when they could, y'know, play them themselves. Which is the point.

You're really not smart, are you?

1928
Gaming / Re: Speedrunners
« on: July 29, 2016, 11:56:39 AM »
Not particularly, no.
most normal people would, and it shouldn't be that difficult to figure out why

Most normal people would have better things to do than watch somebody muck around in a video game.

1929
Gaming / Re: Speedrunners
« on: July 29, 2016, 11:50:09 AM »
i guess you should stop watching sports

I don't.

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movies

Movies aren't interactive.

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if someone beats a game like dark souls in five minutes, doesn't that make you wonder how they did it

Not particularly, no.

1930
Gaming / Re: Speedrunners
« on: July 29, 2016, 03:57:56 AM »
I never saw the appeal. Why would I watch somebody else play a game when I could play it myself? Unless they have funny commentary or something.

1931
The Flood / Re: hey does shiro still post here
« on: July 29, 2016, 03:12:25 AM »
If you have to ask, probably not.

1932
The Flood / Re: Why doesn't Verb capitalize his letters?
« on: July 29, 2016, 03:10:06 AM »
Why doesn't Batch punctuate his sentences?

1933
Serious / Re: Best Korea declares war on the US again
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:11:04 AM »
Oh shut up Kim.

1934
The Flood / Re: What do you believe happens when you die
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:19:07 PM »
I'm going to live forever.

1935
Gaming / Re: Streaming Overwatch on Pisspoor 4!
« on: July 28, 2016, 07:59:24 PM »
I wish I had a PS4 4. I'd laugh at all my friends who got suckered into buying a standard PS4.

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Serious / Re: Patriarchy is not evil
« on: July 28, 2016, 07:46:30 PM »
One could argue that the women are smarter in this scenario. I mean this a tv show should anything happen people off camera can run to help so why bother exerting effort when you can just treat it like a holiday?

Would laziness and lack of effort really be more commendable than inability, though?

1937
Gaming / Re: only the REALEST niggas will understand this
« on: July 28, 2016, 06:03:59 PM »
Is that where you hid the bodies?

1938
Serious / Re: Patriarchy is not evil
« on: July 28, 2016, 06:01:06 PM »
To the surprise of only the incompetent.

1939
The Flood / Re: Now that the dust has settled
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:04:44 PM »
lol pokemon

1940
The Flood / Re: New Hampshire is objectively the best state.
« on: July 28, 2016, 02:04:21 PM »
Or it would be, if Minnesota didn't exist.

1941
The Flood / Re: "Grey's In Anime"
« on: July 27, 2016, 05:10:46 PM »
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

1942
That house couldn't look any more kidnappy.

1943
The Flood / Re: fruit
« on: July 26, 2016, 08:08:19 PM »
Your avatar looks odd with TOTL on. Kind of a weird red-brownish color and trippy eyes.

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The Flood / Re: In Seattle, AMA
« on: July 25, 2016, 06:18:26 PM »
Are you having fun?
Not working so fuck yes. Stopped in a hotel for the night and have WiFi finally. There are like 3 comic book shops on this street.

Pick up the new Vision run if you haven't already.

1945
Serious / Re: JAPPENING
« on: July 25, 2016, 06:16:20 PM »
Instead of drawing guns and ordering the madman to drop his weapon, the Japanese police instead made passive-aggressive requests for him to cease stabbing people and, when he refused, frowned in disapproval but refused to push the issue for fear of being rude.

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The Flood / Re: My husband bought an AK-47
« on: July 25, 2016, 05:46:01 PM »
When the zombies come, he'll be prepared.

1947
The Flood / Re: You have
« on: July 25, 2016, 03:16:06 AM »
Cats.
Cake.
Cars.
Computers.
Coke.
Cunt.

1948
The Flood / Re: The answers i want arent at the bottom of the glass
« on: July 24, 2016, 02:22:46 AM »
All my answers are under the table, but they cost $20 each.

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The Flood / Re: #JustJiveProblems
« on: July 23, 2016, 11:37:56 PM »
You see, you dipshits still don't get it, because you've never REALLY been part of a community, or a team or unit.

It's not about being "nice" to each other, it's about being more tight knit. We don't have to all like each other.

I still respect Charlie as a person, but I'll call him a retard every time he makes a retarded post. I expect him to do the same to me. That has nothing to do with this community being divided into cliques where people only talk to a few other people.
challenger kinda has a point here

When I was on sports teams and shit in high school everyone on the team would have each other's backs and we really were all friends, but if somebody was a dumbfuck you would tell them dude you're being a dumbfuck
Yeah, and that's stupid. Someone's being a dumbfuck, stop chilling with them. This whole "ayyyy lmao we guys just banter, haha we can be assholes to each other b/c we know each other!!" is the most juvenile, annoying shit
Dude you have this warped view of male social interaction and hate masculinity for some reason.

Your best friend can be a fucking retard at times, that doesn't mean you just abandon him.
It's not warped at all. You don't like someone or they're acting like a retard, subtlely cut ties with them or just talk about them behind their back. Don't start matching them in retardation by calling them out in public like some tactless buffoon.
Holy fucking shit, the Saint himself.
Saint? I'm not some good person.

But yeah, it's far better to be talked about when you're not in the room than have to deal with some neanderthal making a scene because you did something he doesn't like.

>being too pussy to say it to their face
>buying into the retarded macho dynamic

It's called tact and not starting scenes. I'd rather someone talk about me behind my back than create some unneccesary issue.

I'm sure you would.

Here's a good rule to live by: Never say something about somebody that you wouldn't be willing to say to their face. Better yet, never speak negatively about somebody when they're not there to hear you, period, even if you would say it to their face. It's cowardly, it's far more insulting than whatever you're saying about them, it shows a lack of personal integrity, and it raises the question of what you say about the listener when they're not around.

I'd expect you to understand that, but apparently common courtesy doesn't hold a candle to snickering at someone else from a safe place like a child.

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