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The Flood / Re: had a threesome ama
« on: August 31, 2016, 11:09:29 PM »
I'm thinking about buying one of those right now from Carl's Jr too
wtf is Carl's jr

A really awesome burger joint.

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The Flood / Re: Should raping women be considered rape?
« on: August 31, 2016, 02:51:51 PM »
It's not rape if you yell 'surprise!'.

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The Flood / Re: Why did I become conscious?
« on: August 29, 2016, 02:56:03 PM »
Because you were the fastest sperm.

The majority of what will become a human being is in the egg before fertilization, though. We all basically just sat around and waited for somebody else to do all the work.

And for most of us, nothing much's changed since then.

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The Flood / Re: Why did I become conscious?
« on: August 29, 2016, 10:18:54 AM »
What happens when the Internet becomes conscious?

It is. But you may know it better as

Spoiler
Brainiac.


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The Flood / Re: Just finished Season 3 of Bojack Horseman
« on: August 29, 2016, 08:36:57 AM »
It's so cruel to let people love you. All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.


How could such a depressing quote come from somebody named Captain Peanutbutter

What a pussy.

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The Flood / Re: Why did I become conscious?
« on: August 29, 2016, 08:30:32 AM »
Because I willed it.

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The Flood / Re: Dragon Ball Thread (DBS epispde 56)
« on: August 28, 2016, 11:30:29 PM »
Toriyama is a hack

dude probably doesn't even remember the buu saga
Dude could at least write a plan for his shit

After the first saga of DBZ he legit forgot Launch was a character lmao

He had to be reminded of who Tao Pai Pai was. There was also an interview where somebody showed him something he wrote, and he was like, "haha, that's pretty good...wait, who made this again?"

Fucking Akira Toriyama.

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My moods alternate between apathy and indifference.

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The Flood / Re: Books that you never get tired of reading?
« on: August 26, 2016, 04:12:59 PM »
The Dresden Files.

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The Flood / Re: I've found the best way to live life
« on: August 26, 2016, 04:11:52 PM »
He's right, Desty.

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The Flood / Re: i live the closest to verbatim
« on: August 26, 2016, 08:12:28 AM »
I'm probably closest to Admiral. Joy of joys.

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The Flood / Re: Master Chief vs Imperial Japan.
« on: August 25, 2016, 07:57:43 AM »
We need some dedicated lore enthusiast to tally up chief's personal body count over the course of the series.
People did that on Waypoint, tried to tally up how many lives are on the ships he's blown up, with his confirmed kills.

They just gave up and said 500,000 or more

Whereas the Arbiter is responsible for like a billion human lives

Dunno if that's in personal combat though. No doubt Arby's killed several billion through being in command of a ship glassing a planet but I doubt that he's personally killed a billion people with his own hands.
Yeah, "responsible" just adds up all of them, from glassing, killing, commanding raids etc

I know the series is partially botched at this point, considering the direction 343 decided to go, but I'd still like to see some context brought to light. Maybe in a novel or something.

Arby comes from a warrior culture and he's good at his job of killing things. He's desensitized to death, somewhat. But that's got to be really heavy on him in some manner to realize that he'd killed that many inoccents for a lie.

I think he'd be more pissed about being lied to than about killing a bunch of aliens.

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The Flood / Re: Never let up, always lay in.
« on: August 25, 2016, 07:54:27 AM »
Always give up. Always back down.

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The Flood / Re: "How many reps left"
« on: August 24, 2016, 09:47:43 PM »
Can't finish what I never start.

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 09:05:52 PM »
But you'll become Groot, eventually.

We all will.

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 08:55:07 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Would you snitch on your best friend?
« on: August 24, 2016, 05:17:18 PM »
I'd snitch on them even if they didn't even do anything.

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The Flood / Re: Dora the explorer is fucking retarded TBH
« on: August 24, 2016, 05:12:55 PM »
THE CAVE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU DORA

YOU STUPID FUCK

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The Flood / Re: Strangest place you've nutted?
« on: August 23, 2016, 08:29:57 PM »
In the restroom back in junior high.

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The Flood / Re: Post American Heroes ITT
« on: August 23, 2016, 08:28:04 PM »

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i don't even give a fuck that verb holds the most depressing views on food and life possible im just mad he isn't from minnesota

We don't want him.

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i bet even fucking VERBATIM wasn't that put off by mayo before he became a vegan, and i remember that bowl-cut -ass minnesota-ass fucker talkin about how he survived in europe almost entirely off of bread because he couldn't handle anything that had "too strong of a taste"
Oh my god is this true?
yes, except the minnesota part

and the bowl-cut
lmao dude "too strong of a taste"

He's too weak to handle the zesty flavor of Man Food.

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The Flood / Re: Oh cool, they're covering that Disturbed song
« on: August 23, 2016, 05:16:26 PM »
Did you know "Hurt" is actually by Nine Inch Nails, but everyone thinks Johnny Cash's version is the original?

People are stupid like that.

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I knew a guy in high school who would pour half a bottle of mayonnaise onto the same burger he ordered every day, and then the other half into his mouth when he was done eating that burger.

Shit was disgusting.

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The Flood / Re: This is golden- Diamond for all you animal lovers
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:25:04 PM »
This is the worst.

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The Flood / Re: Platitudes that are actually pretty clever or true
« on: August 23, 2016, 04:16:00 PM »
"Work rewards later, procrastination rewards now."

I take this philosophy to heart by putting a whole lot of effort into not putting any effort into anything.

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Tattoos are fugly.

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Gaming / Re: Any areas/levels that you absolutely dread doing?
« on: August 22, 2016, 05:26:58 PM »
Any escort mission.

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Gaming / Re: Worst enemy in gaming?
« on: August 22, 2016, 05:17:54 PM »
In all my years of gaming, nothing, not Dark Souls, not Regeneradores, not cazadores or Deathclaws, nothing has ever annoyed me as much as the BioLizard in Sonic Adventure 2.

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The Flood / Re: Kubo and the Two Strings: 10/10
« on: August 22, 2016, 12:05:34 AM »
Boku no Two Strings.

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