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Gaming / Re: what is objectively the best game ever?
« on: September 18, 2016, 02:41:57 PM »
Pong.
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Gaming / Re: what is objectively the best game ever?« on: September 18, 2016, 02:41:57 PM »
Pong.
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The Flood / Re: Mental disorders you'd rather kill yourself than have« on: September 18, 2016, 03:46:35 AM »Retardation would be awful. Functioning insanity sounds interesting, though. Look at this fucking moron saying stupid shit. 1713
The Flood / Re: Things the DCEU got right« on: September 17, 2016, 09:23:44 PM »Man of Steel: The way they showed Clark/Kal-El as a kid adjusting to his powers and wrestling with what he should do with them. Nothing on Earth could have prepared him to fight three people with the same powers he has. Also, the collateral damage was mostly Zod throwing him into shit, which is hardly Superman's fault. 1714
The Flood / Re: Things the DCEU got right« on: September 17, 2016, 08:11:25 PM »
It always puzzled me how it took Clark years to learn how to use his powers but Zod and his cronies figured it out in hours.
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The Flood / Re: How much sleep do you get on average?« on: September 17, 2016, 05:45:57 PM »Did you actually just compare my wealth to Bill Gates?I think he was doing the opposite. What jobs do you have, and how do you have time for them all? 1716
Gaming / Re: New Metal Gear game announced« on: September 17, 2016, 04:37:39 PM »
I think we can all agree Johnny deserves his own game.
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The Flood / Re: How much sleep do you get on average?« on: September 16, 2016, 10:41:19 PM »
About four hours, maybe four and a half.
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The Flood / Re: Anyone else notice the sexual tension between Batch and Verb lately?« on: September 16, 2016, 03:03:48 PM »i'll only submit to women Ha! Fucking pussywhipped bitch. 1719
The Flood / Re: Why do people say shit like« on: September 16, 2016, 12:27:35 AM »
I'm not quite sure what makes it 'ironic'. Nobody's ever given me a satisfactory explanation.
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The Flood / Re: I picked up this low fat garlic yogurt dressing that I'm really excited about« on: September 16, 2016, 12:02:33 AM »I made a top tier salad last night. Like radishes, celery, and gorilla semen. 1721
Serious / Re: Nigel Farage in EU Parliament: "You act like you want war."« on: September 15, 2016, 11:55:50 PM »
Shkreli has the smuggest, most punchable face I've ever seen.
Just thought I'd throw that out there. 1722
The Flood / Re: Not really a contest, but Jimmy John's vs Subway« on: September 15, 2016, 04:30:41 PM »
Jimmy John's is the correct answer.
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The Flood / Re: How do I tell this guy his essay is cancer without getting in trouble« on: September 14, 2016, 08:20:27 AM »
Maybe, through some twist of logic, he wanted to write a shitty essay. It's not like writing is a difficult task, so he gave himself an extra challenge by deliberately writing poorly.
You should compliment this genius maneuver. 1724
The Flood / Re: I've been reading a bunch of SCP and now I'm on edge and paranoid af« on: September 14, 2016, 02:37:27 AM »
They start out fun but get redundant after a while.
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The Flood / Re: "I don't pursue the things that I value, so I'll just be a nice guy« on: September 13, 2016, 03:09:54 PM »In other news Jim is an evil mastermind. Wouldn't they be too shy to be an asshole? 1726
Gaming / Re: The Last Guardian delayed again« on: September 13, 2016, 12:26:11 AM »
Of fucking course.
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The Flood / Re: Seriously, fuck spiders« on: September 12, 2016, 09:44:00 PM »
A spider once killed a wasp that stung me, so they're pretty cool in my eyes.
As long as they keep their distance, anyway. 1728
The Flood / Re: "I don't pursue the things that I value, so I'll just be a nice guy« on: September 12, 2016, 02:18:38 PM »Well it's as if you're denying grass is green. It's green. End of story. Technically green is the only color rejected by it so the color you're seeing is the color grass is not, and the human brain is merely tricked into thinking it's green 'cause light is some bullshit, but that's neither here nor there. 1729
The Flood / Re: "I don't pursue the things that I value, so I'll just be a nice guy« on: September 12, 2016, 09:13:01 AM »
So anyway I'm thinking, since water is wet, and humans are mostly made of water, that means every girl I meet is wet whenever they see me.
I like this logic. It's good logic. 1730
The Flood / Re: "I don't pursue the things that I value, so I'll just be a nice guy« on: September 11, 2016, 11:22:26 PM »
There is water under the ocean.
Powering the water. 1731
The Flood / Re: Mr. Senator, we are for the big« on: September 11, 2016, 09:55:26 PM »I am the biggest senator. 1732
The Flood / Re: I'm watching Walker Texas Ranger and ghosts are flying around and shit« on: September 11, 2016, 09:54:18 PM »
Life's rough down in Texas.
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The Flood / Re: Can We Talk About the Best Anime of This Season?« on: September 11, 2016, 09:53:47 PM »Casca also gets raped and gives birth to a demon baby... Yet still manages to be a strong character nonetheless. I thought Verbatim would like that virtually all sex is portrayed negatively. 1734
The Flood / Re: Can We Talk About the Best Anime of This Season?« on: September 11, 2016, 09:46:25 PM »Casca also gets raped and gives birth to a demon baby... Casca herself, not the events surrounding her. She's a strong character with her own personality, and isn't just there for eye candy (since, y'know, she wears full body armor and not a string bikini or whatever). 1735
The Flood / Re: Can We Talk About the Best Anime of This Season?« on: September 11, 2016, 09:34:03 PM »Berserk and Bokurano, though.I didn't know Berserk was deconstruction, but isn't it known for being over-the-top violent or something? It's an over-the-top violent deconstruction of the typical shounen manga. Also Casca is probably the most dignified female character to ever appear in a story produced in Japan. Quote I don't know what Bokurano is. Remedy that. It's like the exact polar opposite of Gurren Lagann. 1736
The Flood / Re: Can We Talk About the Best Anime of This Season?« on: September 11, 2016, 09:04:10 PM »Oh yeah, and "deconstructions" of anime tropes don't work for me. Berserk and Bokurano, though. 1737
The Flood / Re: SecondAss triggering thread« on: September 11, 2016, 01:05:06 PM »
All for revenge. 1738
The Flood / Re: tfw funimation didn't use this intro for one piece« on: September 10, 2016, 11:45:44 PM »
YO HO HO
HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM 1739
The Flood / Re: Man o man do I hate guys that abuse women« on: September 09, 2016, 11:19:33 PM »
I'd rather be abused than have Class defending me tbh.
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The Flood / Re: Pick 4 members to take with you on an epic quest.« on: September 09, 2016, 11:15:41 PM »
Warrior: Jive. He's pretty ripped, I figure he could overpower somebody if it came to that.
Healer: Mr. Psychologist. A psychology degree can double as a medical degree in a pinch. Socializer: Goji. Nobody can hate him. Nobody that isn't a faggot, anyway. Brains: Meta. I'd trust him to make the rational, objective decisions. Fall guy: It's all Verb's fault. |