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The Flood / Re: Wat do? Friend is blaming me for a ruined painting
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:59:36 PM »
Done that. She insists she doesn't care who it was, and just wants something to be done about it.

I insist on not doing anything.

What the fuck does she expect you to do about it? It's not like any of you have a job to replace it and since you didn't do it you have no responsibility to replace it.

Maybe she should take respondibility for her dumb actions.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:54:38 PM »
lolwut?

Both of them are the same, really. I haven't had problems with either.

American toilets have more flushing power. This is necessary for me as I'll take a dump maybe once or twice a week.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Uncle Kinder?
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:52:25 PM »
You aren't my uncle.

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The Flood / Re: Wat do? Friend is blaming me for a ruined painting
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:42:42 PM »
We'll the first problem here is that she held a party in a place she didn't own. When you're underage you never host parties. Only go to them.

That way you don't land yourself in the position she's in.

Second problem being that you apparently haven't been able to get it through to her that it wasn't you. Don't know how dead set she is on it being you, but you can bet your ass the other two will use you as a scape goat if word gets out in order to cast off suspicion.

Lay it down on the dumb broad and explain to her why it couldn't have been you if you haven't already done so.

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The Flood / Re: Come On In The Hot Tub!
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:37:08 PM »
Commissars do not have bathing atire.

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing?
« on: August 07, 2014, 02:35:01 PM »


Latin on the couch in France.

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Gaming / Re: Ryse: Son of Rome is coming to PC
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:17:43 PM »
Uhhh isn't Crytek going bankrupt?

They kind sold off most of their IPs and closed down almost all of their studios.

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The Flood / Re: I need your expert opinion; which watch is better?
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:15:28 PM »
I think the real problem is that you're putting your stuff into a basket instead of a cart.

Baskets are what little girls put on the front of their tricycles and bicycles.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:11:57 PM »
UK toilets aren't that bad. You just gotta put the toilet paper in the conveniently placed bin next to you. Oh wait, what am I saying? Those are Greek toilets.

Yeah, then UK toilets really aren't bad. I've never had a problem with them. You'd despise Greek toilets though.

I didn't say they were bad. American toilets are just better.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I ask you anything
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:07:29 PM »
Sandtrap- do you consider Fallout 4 will become the new Half-Life 3?

Comissar- Daleks or Cybermen?



Saibamen

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The Flood / Re: Protheans vs The Covenant
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:59:44 PM »
Mass Effect is so low tier that even the UNSC could beat the reapers. The Covenant will do just fine.

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Gaming / Re: Should I feel ashamed for Banshee whoring in Halo Reach?
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:22:12 AM »
No, they deserve it for playing reach.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: I ask you anything
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:06:02 AM »
Butts.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgasmatron?
« on: August 07, 2014, 09:03:57 AM »
I'd bet you 50$ that he's secretly wanting that. Seriously, in all my years on Bnet I've never seen anyone who's as much of a closet homosexual as Predator.

And I've never seen someone with an uglier face. He's the one person I dread seeing in a picture thread. I want to make a comment on it, but I know it'll be a one way ticket to banadu.

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:54:29 AM »
You use to annoy the shit out of me. However now I'm pretty neutral on you. Also the harassment you get is redonk.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of Kiyo
« on: August 07, 2014, 08:46:36 AM »
Early on in your b.net career you annoyed the piss out of me. However as time went on this happened less and less and now I kind of like you.

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Wait wait wait.

You didn't know that impersonating a government official is against the law?

Dude, that's like common knowledge. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out .

How did you of all people think that it wouldn't be a big deal?

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Gaming / Re: Gears of War 3
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:51:02 AM »
I haven't played that game in years. Did they release all the maps through compatibility  updates or did they stop after the butthurt the first one generated?

Got annoyed with how skilleless the game was at launch and dropped it.The DBS completely negated the high speed skill based CQB the first and second we're known for with its 180 degree insta death cone that outranged the gnasher.

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The Flood / Re: i'm a little drunk tonight
« on: August 07, 2014, 03:43:56 AM »
Did you go to the place I suggested?

Not yet. I just did some exploring last night and found a place full of a bunch of great places to eat. To bad I can't remember how I got there. There was some hole in the wall fondue place that was really good.

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The Flood / Re: i'm a little drunk tonight
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:45:13 AM »
It's almost 9 am in France.

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The Flood / Re: The advertisements are giving me a sign
« on: August 07, 2014, 12:01:07 AM »
Vous parlez Francais?

Hon hon stinky cheese wee wee merci.

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The Flood / Re: The advertisements are giving me a sign
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:50:53 PM »
All of mine are in French.

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Serious / Re: US Toilets > UK Toilets
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:45:43 PM »
Japanese toilets are the best.

I'd personally prefer it if my toilets didn't talk to me while I'm taking a dump.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do with an Orgasmatron?
« on: August 06, 2014, 11:41:08 PM »
Force Predator to watch gay porn and then shoot it at him.

His life would be destroyed.

You wouldn't need to,  just lock him in a room with it and he'll eventually do it himself.

The guy is totally a closet homo.

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The Flood / Re: Journey's End
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:40:59 AM »
Read it, loved it. Pegboy made me laugh.

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The Flood / Re: You guys are missing out on b.net
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:26:07 AM »
YES they brought our Halo emblems and player models back.

Now we need a dark theme and for the bugs to be fixed.

After that they'd have to fix the community, and hire a community manager that actually gives a shit.

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The Flood / Re: In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:22:34 AM »
England was still conquered in the end.

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The Flood / Re: Who are your new enemies?
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:21:47 AM »
I don't think I have any.

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The Flood / Re: In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:17:44 AM »
When haven't we been ahead of France?

When Normandy conquered England.

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The Flood / In France, Not Impressed
« on: August 06, 2014, 10:08:36 AM »
England was better. Would like to go back, but my time for the apartment is up.

As soon as I arrived in the Paris train station I had a feeling this would be the worse leg of the trip. Right off the bat I noticed that the French were trying to rip me off with USD-Euro and GBP-Euro conversions.

They also don't accept any American cards unless you want to play their rip off game where 1 USD equals .5 Euro instead of the real conversion rate which is 1 USD = .75 Euro.

I don't recall their GBP - Euro conversion, but it was bad to the point where I decided it wouldn't worth the conversion and I held onto my GBP to convert back into USD when I got home.

It also seems that France is falling on hard times since they're charging people 70 cents to use the bathroom. Seriously, if you're going to charge me 70 cents to use a "public" restroom that person they keep in front of it better wash my hands for me or help me piss.

I decided to hold it until I got to the apartment. Though I was tempted to piss on their train station instead. Which apparently even the French decided was a better alternative because that's exactly what their metro smells like.

Speaking of their metro the entire thing feels like an afterthought. It's like they took a look at England's we'll functioning and very good metro and decided they wanted one of those too. Only they half assed it reeks of poor craftsmanship (quite literally in some areas). The thing is plain ugly to look at, dirty as all hell, they lack a convenient  Oyster card like system, and the layout is completely unintuitive.

After I found my way to the apartment (after having to do a multi building scavenger hunt for the key) I was finally able to sit down and write this up after inputting a long and completely gibberish password for the wifi.

Maybe shit will get better later on in this leg, I don't know. But from my experience thus far this place is dookie.

I know I bitched about London drivers, but I really did like the city, people, and country. Can't say the same for Paris France at the moment.

Be proud Brits, you're leagues ahead of France.

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