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It's true, I've used both.

Discuss how much inferior your British toilets are to American toilets. Face it Brits, America has master the art of poop disposal.


 
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What about those things that wash your butthole?

I think that's France. I'll be in Paris in a few days so I can give a report of the toilets of France then.


 
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Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?


 
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Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?

Not yet, is there a place near London Tower that has it? My apartment is like right across the street from it.


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Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?

Not yet, is there a place near London Tower that has it? My apartment is like right across the street from it.
Almost any bar will have it. Your hotel might have it too.


 
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Have you tried Pear Kopparberg yet?

Not yet, is there a place near London Tower that has it? My apartment is like right across the street from it.
Almost any bar will have it. Your hotel might have it too.

Alright I'll go bar/pub hopping either tonight or tomorrow.

Also when I say I'm in an apartment I mean it. There's no hotel lobby or anything. Just me a lift and a key to the place.


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You better come up north and experience what true England is like.


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Just took a poop, pleased with my toilet.


 
 
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You better come up north and experience what true England is like.

You mean the barren and desolate wasteland populated with strange cannibalistic badger-human hybrids?
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I say, how uncouth.


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Japanese toilets are the best.

I'd personally prefer it if my toilets didn't talk to me while I'm taking a dump.


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UK toilets aren't that bad. You just gotta put the toilet paper in the conveniently placed bin next to you. Oh wait, what am I saying? Those are Greek toilets.

Yeah, then UK toilets really aren't bad. I've never had a problem with them. You'd despise Greek toilets though.

I didn't say they were bad. American toilets are just better.


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lolwut?

Both of them are the same, really. I haven't had problems with either.

American toilets have more flushing power. This is necessary for me as I'll take a dump maybe once or twice a week.


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Ayy lmao!
Dat superior flushing power doe.  8)


 
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UPDATE: I have now finished pooping in a French toilet.

The final verdict is as follows.

American > French > British

French toilets have more flushing power than British toilets. This allows for much less clogging and awkward pants-less waddles to the closest plunger.

However to French toilets are much less efficient than American ones. They use what looks like a gallon of water just to flush down the same amount of stuff that an American one would.

Also the apartment only had pink toilet paper. I think they're trying to turn my butthole gay.


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Whats wrong with our toilets, it makes are but holes look shiny.


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Dude, British toilets are like machine guns, you pump the water through quickly for a buildup, and then in an ultimate whoosh you get the knack and it all flushes away, leaving a pristine loo


 
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Why do that though when American and French toilets do the same thing in one go?


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What monster would invent such a thing?!


 
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Looks Japanese.