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The Flood / Re: I used ta mastabizzle onto birdz at a local park.
« on: June 07, 2016, 05:56:35 PM »
I don't understand, is this englsih?
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The Flood / Re: I used ta mastabizzle onto birdz at a local park.« on: June 07, 2016, 05:56:35 PM »
I don't understand, is this englsih?
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The Flood / Re: I really respect rapists.« on: June 06, 2016, 11:29:18 PM »I like Loaf. He supports a man's right to rape women, have sex with children, and kill Muslims.#trump2016 124
The Flood / Re: Does anyone else think drawn on eyebrows look terrible?« on: June 06, 2016, 05:48:54 PM »
it's really gross, my aunt does it.
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The Flood / Re: verbatim's favorite color is maroon« on: June 06, 2016, 05:43:55 PM »
I like crimson.
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The Flood / Re: Legit though I feel terrible.« on: June 06, 2016, 02:55:35 AM »Yeeeah, seriously, all I do is go to the gym, watch anime and hang with friends.I'm back in UtahThat explains the OP. 127
The Flood / Re: Legit though I feel terrible.« on: June 06, 2016, 02:52:26 AM »You're in Seattle? That's amazing, I've always wanted to visit the Pacific Northwest. You could go on a hike.I'm back in Utah, I was in seattle. But yeah! Seattle is honestly stunning, I miss it every day. They have amazing hikes! 128
The Flood / Legit though I feel terrible.« on: June 06, 2016, 02:37:08 AM »
So yeah, I'm back form the mission, Seattle, whatever.
I'm pretty bummed being home....It's super weird not being busy ALL the time. So i just feel like I'm not progressing. I got a job, went a day, going to quit tomorrow. Been on a few dates, they like me, we make out. Feels good in the moment but nothing feels right anymore. Starting to get depressed again. Wut do, flud? 129
The Flood / Re: i havent paid much attention to this shit hole for the weekend« on: June 06, 2016, 02:34:03 AM »Linky or Stinkyverb and class having brutal but spicy hate sexhe's literally my least favorite member now, we used to have at least some kind of mutual tolerance 130
The Flood / So after 2 years of not going to Bungie I return....And It BLOWS« on: June 04, 2016, 11:25:54 PM »
I've been a member there for nigh unto 7 years. And I can't post because I don't play Destiny?
Stupid. Aw well, too much autism anyways. This place is better, yah? 132
The Flood / Re: this forum is utter garbage« on: June 03, 2016, 01:52:17 AM »You know I love you bbyno u:'''( 134
The Flood / Re: **Could knock out anyone on this ENTIRE WEBSITE crew**« on: May 24, 2016, 05:14:06 PM »Hey man! Thanks.I got my bench up to 310 the other day. That felt good. I rep 10-12 of 215.215 in that rep range is pretty goddamn beast, you should be proud. I remember for a time you were in to lifting, are you still? 135
The Flood / Re: **Could knock out anyone on this ENTIRE WEBSITE crew**« on: May 24, 2016, 04:59:54 PM »
I got my bench up to 310 the other day. That felt good. I rep 10-12 of 215.
Every other olympic lift is mediocre. I'm working on it though. 136
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 04:09:28 PM »Seattle to boot.Then fu k dudes that look like chicks. You're on the west coast. They're everywhere over there.start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisonersBut...I'm straight., I'm in a nice city a little out of Seattle. But, if I was at Capitol Hill, I would see that daily. But out here I hardly ever see that. 137
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 04:04:52 PM »start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisonersBut...I'm straight., 138
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 04:01:20 PM »Well you see, that's a bad idea. Here's why:Maybe I should just off myself now then and save me the trouble of working out this summer.So, according to our doctrine, everyone will have a perfect immortal body, because of the resurrection.Over immortality in perfection? Shit, if Heaven was real, it'd be hard to find anything not worth suffering through for it.Well, on paper, eternal pleasure in Heaven sounds pretty damn worth not jacking off for 80 years.I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.>expecting religion to ever make sense If you do, you become guilty of murder, you ended your mortality. This will damn your progression as a spiritual being. This is the life we are to prepare to meet God, if we don't have a sufficient amount of time, repenting becomes very difficult. Because in the next life, the spirit world, who you die as is who'll be. If you're an evil negative person, that's not going to change because of Death. 139
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 03:54:12 PM »So, according to our doctrine, everyone will have a perfect immortal body, because of the resurrection.Over immortality in perfection? Shit, if Heaven was real, it'd be hard to find anything not worth suffering through for it.Well, on paper, eternal pleasure in Heaven sounds pretty damn worth not jacking off for 80 years.I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.>expecting religion to ever make sense Even if you 'go to hell' so to speak, you'll still get the perfect body. 140
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 03:52:45 PM »Aw...When you put it that way...I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.I know it's unhealthy :/ But I'm unmarried....hence why I can't do sexual things. But what about 'wet dreams'? Isn't that a good enough outlet? 141
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 03:48:14 PM »I'm pretty sure that it's relatively unhealthy for men to not masturbate. I don't want to look up the articles I read about it atm because I'm at work (and that won't look good in my search history), but I'm pretty sure it said not masturbating can increase your chances of getting prostate cancer.I know it's unhealthy :/ But I'm unmarried....hence why I can't do sexual things. So I have no outlet. 142
The Flood / Re: I'm beginning to think I might have a depression« on: May 09, 2016, 03:37:45 PM »I browse memes and humour myself to mask the empty feeling insideMy thoughts exactly. 143
The Flood / Re: What cheat delicacy shall I try out?« on: May 09, 2016, 03:36:42 PM »
Raw smoked(not fully, obviously, just enough to get the smoke flavor) Salmon with cream cheese
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The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 03:07:04 PM »Stop being such a bitchbahaha! What does this even mean. Don't act so salty. 145
The Flood / Re: You have to commit a felony« on: May 09, 2016, 03:00:34 PM »
Can I nuke the middle east?
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The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 02:57:34 PM »Plot twist: I am long face.That nice dear. You are starting to sound like Longface.Just masturbate.So I can't actually do that either...still a sin... 147
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 02:57:14 PM »I mean, if you're leaving, you might as well go out in style.leaving is too passive and boringThe most obvious solution would be to say fuck it and leave your church, of course.Gotta tell me a bit more about that situation again first.I'm just an LDS missionary. So we just have super high standards. Plus commandments and such. Like having a massive interracial orgy. 148
The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 02:52:38 PM »Just masturbate.So I can't actually do that either...still a sin... I do it, but I've been trying to stop for awhile. I was a sex addict and such. I'm working on breaking the addiction. Been rough though. I went from 3 times a day to once every couple weeks or so. 149
The Flood / Re: The word fear had changed for me about a year ago« on: May 09, 2016, 02:47:03 PM »
What has our world come to.
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The Flood / Re: non virgins get in here« on: May 09, 2016, 02:45:33 PM »Gotta tell me a bit more about that situation again first.I'm just an LDS missionary. So we just have super high standards. Plus commandments and such. |