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The Flood / TFW Social awkward kids try to talk
« on: October 09, 2014, 02:28:13 PM »

>Today in art class
>Be me
>Sitting next to freshmen
>They look up to me
>We talk about shit while I help them with their art skills
>Get on topic about cartoons
>Some girl says her niece watches My Little Pony
>Some socially awkward kid pops his head up, lets call him M
>I give my opinion and say I don't know why grown men watch the show
>Everyone agrees
>M walks across the room to our station and starts talking about how MLP has deep meaning and is a mature show
>Oh god, those 4chan stories are coming true
>We all stay quiet and look at each other
>Girls asks how
>M goes into elaborate detail on the fundamentals for the pony characters
>Tying not to piss myself laughing
>M goes on about MLP for the next hour while we slowly nod.
>Art teacher gets sick of M's shit
>M goes back to his seat, sad and defeated
>Bell rings, free period ensues
>M follows me to the library, talking about how Applejack is the best pony
>OhGodWhy.jpeg
>Sit down in library and start on work
>M walks off
>Thank you, merciful god
>M comes back with an MLP story book
>Why the fuck is that even in this library
>M shows me all of his favorite ponies and spends the rest of the period telling me what their tramp stamps mean and how they got them
>Why


I need to lay down...

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Gaming / Re: PC gamenight soon? Update: Taking game suggestions!
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:31:43 PM »
I wouldn't mark PS2 as green, as I would need a new computer to run that game. Nothing should inconvenience me.

Being a selfish prick aside, sounds like fun. I'm on a inferior Mac though, so yeah... load times will be a bitch.

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Gaming / What are some mediocre Xbox 360 Games?
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:28:22 PM »
My friend and I like to play terrible co-op games for luls. We recently just played this atrocity:


Any games you guys might recommend? Keep in mind it's for co-op over Xbox Live. We're thinking about doing Alien: Colonial Marines next.

Spoiler
inb4Halo4circlejerk

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Gaming / Re: Alien: Isolation comes out tomorrow.
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:25:32 PM »
Meh. I'm dreading another colonial marines. I'll pick it up when it's $20.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:23:59 PM »
The graphics suck ass. Who would play this shitty game? Wii U? More like Peee Ewwww!

Spoiler
I wish I had a Wii U.

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Septagon / Cheat, We need shitty Flash games
« on: October 08, 2014, 10:20:46 PM »
Yeah, you heard me. I need to show off my 1337 uber skillz against Slash. No other way to do it than lousy and cheaply made Flash games. Get to work.

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Gaming / Re: PC gamenight date
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:00:50 PM »
Why not? I'm on a dirty mac though, so load times might be slow for me.

Steam: I Tackelberry I

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Gaming / Are Zombies Overdone?
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:46:51 PM »
We've kinda gone through are zombie faze as a society and are slowly growing out of it right now. That being said, Zombies were milked to fuck in video games the past few years. We need something else to fill our crave.

I say Dinosaurs. No Man's Sky seems to be on top of things.

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Serious / Re: Are you a Terrorist?
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:38:46 PM »
It's counter-terrorism for the composer shit.

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The Flood / Re: First vlog what do you think?
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:31:02 PM »
I heard that hacker 4chan is actually a pretty good guy.

Being serious though, this kid is the highest level of autistic.

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Serious / Re: Do you believe in a god, if so why?
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:59:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i see dat booty
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:57:49 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Your username is now your legal name.
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:56:05 PM »
kool

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TFW when schools can't have bake sales because the First Lady wants to feel important


Thanks Obama

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Serious / Re: Do you believe in a god, if so why?
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:40:39 PM »
YouTube


you bet ur ass

What show is this from? Looks interesting.

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Serious / Are you a Terrorist?
« on: October 07, 2014, 09:37:42 PM »
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-declares-all-atheists-are-terrorists-in-new-law-to-crack-down-on-political-dissidents-9228389.html

Quote
To that end, King Abdullah issued Royal Decree 44, which criminalises "participating in hostilities outside the kingdom" with prison sentences of between three and 20 years, Human Rights Watch said.

Yet last month further regulations were issued by the Saudi interior ministry, identifying a broad list of groups which the government considers to be terrorist organisations - including the Muslim Brotherhood.

Article one of the new provisions defines terrorism as "calling for atheist thought in any form, or calling into question the fundamentals of the Islamic religion on which this country is based".

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Gaming / Re: Favorite Star Wars game?
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:54:04 PM »
I wanna play Battlefront II now... It sucks playing alone though.

PC servers are still up I believe if you have it for that. Other words, we wait til 2015 for a new one.

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Gaming / Doctor Halsey is a total MILF
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:51:36 PM »


Prove me wrong.

Here's a hint:
Spoiler
You can't.

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Gaming / Re: Who Had the Nicer Booty? (Serina or Cortana)
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:49:35 PM »
I never played Halo Wars. I watched a friend play it because he brought it over once. I may actually go pick that game up.

You should. Great game, especially for a console RTS. Also a good gateway drug for RTS games.

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Serious / How would a society with no money work?
« on: October 07, 2014, 02:38:19 PM »
Not talking about 3rd world jigaboos here. More something like Star Trek,  where they've grown beyond the needs for money in human society. How would that work exactly?

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Gaming / Re: Hornet confirmed for Halo 2 Anniversary
« on: October 07, 2014, 02:12:52 PM »
Interesting, looks like a moon in the skybox instead of the ring. And beat you to it :)

You bastard.

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Gaming / Hornet confirmed for Halo 2 Anniversary
« on: October 07, 2014, 02:11:02 PM »
343 pls

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The Flood / Re: What shows/movies do you recommend on Netflix?
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:27:04 PM »
Oh, and Being Human. The American version. The Britbong version sucks hairy donkey anus.

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The Flood / Re: What shows/movies do you recommend on Netflix?
« on: October 07, 2014, 12:24:38 PM »
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Breaking Bad
Futurama
Orange is the New Black


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The Flood / Re: Under 1,000 posts club
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:35:08 AM »
Top kek

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The Flood / Re: Star wars fomans ONLY
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:59:59 AM »
Shameless bump

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Rebels Episode 3 is Free on iTunes
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:50:30 AM »
Wait...so was the hour premiere episodes one and two?

Yep.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars Rebels Episode 3 is Free on iTunes
« on: October 06, 2014, 10:22:53 PM »
What makes you think I want to be in more pain?

It was quite good. And no one's forcing you to watch it.

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