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The Flood / Re: Goodnight
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
My day went by like this:

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..run over a cute bunny rabbit. What is your reaction?

1: Call your mother and hang up several times.
2: Ask it out for a drink.
3: Take the dead bunny to the casino and lay it down on the blackjack table-rabbits are good luck!
4: Take out that last pack of hotdogs you were saving and have one or two. why not?
5: Put your car keys up your butt, crawl into your trunk, cry, and masturbate.
 
http://humorousuniverse.wordpress.com/2013/02/19/quiz-what-type-of-sex-offender-are-you/

special options:
6: spiral into a deep depression
7.  laugh forever
8. travel 5,000x10^70 km/hr backwards, your mangled body then oozes into pure love
9. start your own successful coffee business using funds you found from buried treasure discovered beneath the bunny's remnants
10. realize you are the bunny remembering how he died
11. realize we are the bunny, dying and living in every moment. later on in life you marry Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson or your favorite 2-d girl

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The Flood / Re: Post that 80's themed electronic music
« on: October 10, 2014, 12:42:36 AM »
YouTube


The narrative speaks volumes, a tear falls down my face.

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The Flood / Re: am i the only one who does this
« on: October 08, 2014, 08:11:13 PM »
no

it gives me the illusion that I actually have friends

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The Flood / Re: The Ebola outbreak means only 1 thing
« on: October 08, 2014, 08:07:09 PM »
the little guy on the bottom left is so kawaii

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The Flood / Re: What's crackin
« on: October 08, 2014, 08:05:52 PM »
How old are you? Is Baccano worth watching?

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The Flood / Re: hey guys look i found a fgt in its natural habitat
« on: October 08, 2014, 07:40:35 PM »
Youtube app on Xbox Live would always freeze for me

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The Flood / Re: I am desperate for replies
« on: October 08, 2014, 03:59:07 PM »
Lil B says hi

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The Flood / Re: Ebola spread to the United Kingdom
« on: October 08, 2014, 03:55:17 PM »
Am I the only one remind of Pandemic 2 by this entire situation?

think I'll move to Madagascar

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The Flood / Re: Goodnight, Flood.
« on: October 08, 2014, 03:48:14 PM »
Sweet dreams

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Serious / Re: Are you a Terrorist?
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:25:25 PM »
yet he's willing to sell his oil to these "terrorists"

abdullah pls

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The Flood / Re: What's new flood?
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:19:38 PM »
I've decided to stop thinking self-destructively, and attempt with all that's left of me to complete a great project of mine, a legacy of sorts

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The Flood / Re: Alerts
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:15:44 PM »
YouTube


Earlier this morning I was born a popsicle yet now I have transmigrated into a triple bacon whooper no longer sold at Burger King and that's the circle of life

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Serious / Re: money isnt even real
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:10:34 PM »
That's why it's called fiat money son; there's no longer a foundation of value that U.S currency is built upon. It's literally being created from absolutely nothing by the Federal Reserve >.>

we accept contemporary currency as a unit of value, including other characteristics of course


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The Flood / Re: Age Thread
« on: October 07, 2014, 11:01:44 PM »
a life of abundant and profuse hardship has aged my soul by 10,000 years

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The Flood / Re: Guile's theme goes with everything
« on: October 07, 2014, 10:58:16 PM »
YouTube


lucky dude pulled out at the very last second

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The Flood / Re: Lock
« on: September 30, 2014, 02:05:04 AM »
after everything that happened, all I can say is.....why did this happen? There has to be something out there, something else, a sanctuary.......right?

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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:49:13 AM »
I'm in a depression.. Apparently it makes me unmotivated, but I'm not telling those fags.

I am a massive fgt, yet you just told me

good luck with your struggle

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god... this freakin' tea.
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:28:45 AM »
Looks delicious, you enjoy yourself whilst I throttle down the waters of nostalgia and heartbreak from the bountiful water canyon of forlorn desolation and new promises
Is this... edgy? I have trouble defining edgy but this feels edgy.

More like pathetic desperation

You remind me of Griffith, but without the I'm-a-colossal-douche-fuckeverythingmyfriendsdidformydream part
Who.. are you?

the smallest remnant of a once promising future

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The Flood / Re: Anybody seen Groot?
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:18:47 AM »
WE ARE GROOT

No.......your a creepy blonde guy.
Spoiler
who is also no help at all :/

>posts one of the best lines of the movie
>gets shut down
>story of my life

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The Flood / Re: Anybody seen Groot?
« on: September 30, 2014, 01:15:02 AM »
WE ARE GROOT

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god... this freakin' tea.
« on: September 30, 2014, 12:01:03 AM »
Looks delicious, you enjoy yourself whilst I throttle down the waters of nostalgia and heartbreak from the bountiful water canyon of forlorn desolation and new promises
Is this... edgy? I have trouble defining edgy but this feels edgy.

More like pathetic desperation

You remind me of Griffith, but without the I'm-a-colossal-douche-fuckeverythingmyfriendsdidformydream part

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god... this freakin' tea.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:48:52 PM »
Looks delicious, you enjoy yourself whilst I throttle down the waters of nostalgia and heartbreak from the bountiful water canyon of forlorn desolation and new promises

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The Flood / Re: Fuck it. I'm getting drunk
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:35:55 PM »
I will be the guy to clean up your shit and vomit after you go unconscious BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BROS DO

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The Flood / Re: Music thread!
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:32:50 PM »
WE DON'T SLEEP WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

WE DON'T WASTE NO PRECIOUS TIME

ALL MY FRIENDS SING ALONG

MAKING UP FOR TEENAGE CRIME

YouTube

(sorry about the caps, damn this is one of my last nights, I must enjoy what's left)


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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:22:47 PM »
I'd say I am depressed right now, but it's not as intense as the last time I had it. However, I've felt like shit for the past month or so.

Sometimes I manage to make myself feel motivated and like doing my work just to get through it, but like now, when I get home I feel like I can't do anything at all.

Same here dude, I can't do any of my work finished despite my best efforts. There has to be a reward for dealing with this

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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:19:15 PM »
Not exactly depression but some kind of humbling sadness. Super lonely, and stressing over assignments isn't nearly as fun when people near and dear to you aren't making sarcastic jokes about it in the background.

I dunno, it should make me feel terrible but even though I'm sad, there's this kind of solace attached to it.

Is weeeiiiiiirrrrrdddddd

hang in there buddy

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The Flood / Re: What a night. I think I might snap.
« on: September 29, 2014, 11:11:09 PM »
fckin bitches man

I feel your pain

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The Flood / Re: A Bitch Just Beat Me
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:10:18 PM »
reminds me of my relationship with my orphanage caretaker

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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:07:37 PM »
Yep, it's a fairly long story but I'll put the short version.

UK schooling goes like this High School (GCSE), Sixth Form (AS/A2 Levels) and then University (What you would call college). College for us is like a technical college, for apprenticeships and the like.

But yeah, so I finished High School with more GCSEs than fingers (About 17 in all) all at B-A-A* grades. I was basically set to do Sixth Form (Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Psychology) to then go into Medicine at University later.

Then to put it shortly, Depression/PTSD took a baseball bat to my knees and fucked up my A Levels big time. So after two years there, instead of finishing with some good A Level results and going off to medschool I've got one AS grade and a lot of bad memories.

It took the incompetent feckwits at the Mental Health Services 10 months to see me and get me treated but things are working out now, I'm just going down a different path instead.

Mr. Psychologist! It's me, Kimchi >.>

Good to see you again, I hope things will continue to work out for you

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