Seriously.

I hate many things. A lot of the things I hate are in the media.

For example, uh... Portal.

Portal is a game I've played and enjoyed, but I never beat it because I didn't feel like I was getting adequately rewarded for solving the puzzles. "Beat this room, get another room." Just not very fun to me.

Then comes along the Internet, touting the game as one of the greatest of all time, yadda yadda yadda... That's all well and good. Oh, they made a meme out of the cake thing. Okay, not funny, but whatever. Oh, now the companion cube is a meme. Not funny either. Now the song at the end of the credits is a meme. Okay, this is getting obnoxious.

Portal 2 comes out. Community loves it even more. Five new memes are created, and they are repeated and repeated and repeated ad nauseum across every gaming forum on the Internet. Okay, durr, the robot with the funny voice is a potato. FUNNY. But not really, that's some Invader Zim shit. That is to say, not fucking funny. Don't get me started on the "SPAAACE" shit. Christ.

I hate Portal.

Which is mostly the fault of the community and my intolerance for stupid shit.
Is that fair?

RC is gay. He just says those things to mock homophobes.

"I'm RC. I think my irony is lolsofunny and original."

I still don't get the "Americlaps" thing.

*ayys internally*

what the fuck is this meme

I swear, they get worse and worse every year

Dear fat chick who keeps bringing her whiny-ass dog to my history class:

STOP.

SIGNED:
Everyone

>what are mods

Shitty and stupid and pointless.

That would actually give you all the more right to talk...

I mean, doing it is dumb, but being able to admit that isn't.

Damn, this is a lot better organized than most honest opinion threads.

I was gonna say, that's the only thing that compelled me to post...

This is such a weird question. Eating would probably be the last thing on my mind.

Quote from: Verbatim on September 16, 2014, 08:29:36 AM

I feel like how very wrong you are about something is a demonstrable, quantifiable measure. In other words, a fact.

A lifestyle choice is never objectively wrong. I'm a hedonist. Life is meant to be enjoyed, not meant to have every last year squeezed out of it.

And I'm practically an ascetic. So, shit. I mean, I really don't ever indulge myself in anything I want to do; I'm always doing what I have to in order to achieve a position where I can afford to indulge myself. I don't even play video games anymore, hardly. The only indulgence I truly partake in is meat-eating, but still, only then, I aim to stop that, and I still only ever eat when I have to.

So from my perspective, looking down, I really have to wonder how shitty your life must be—and granted, those who are addicted obviously have it a lot worse—but even those who are so passé and cavalier about their shit life choices are really fucking pitiful to me. As if it's all that hard to do the smart thing instead of the thing you really want to do. I feel sorry for you.

But you don't wanna live past forty anyway. Well, shit, if you're gonna smoke, I hope you do become addicted, I hope you do manage to live past forty, and when you finally do die, I hope it's excruciating. I actually don't know. But the sooner people like you die, the less hair I'll have to pull out. Because it's people like you who are so stuck in their ways that they really just are pathetic and ought to get exactly what they claim to want.

This thread kinda explains why I hate free-roaming games like this.

I always thought it made sense to discourage the voluntary harming of oneself. Personally.

Quote from: Weed Commando on September 16, 2014, 05:26:47 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 16, 2014, 05:25:43 AM

Oh, and I will. I don't intend to live past 40, anyway.

...why?

The fuck?

Life is for the young. Don't have any desire to be an old man. Also, that philosophy lets me do the self-damaging things I so love to do.

This is probably the stupidest thing you've ever said, by the way.

If you are being an idiot, I am going to call you an idiot. I do not do these things for no reason. You are bringing up a completely irrelevant topic and tried to be an asshole in the same post. Calling you an idiot was completely warranted.

To be fair, this is the type of logic that gets me banned everywhere I go.

The main difference here is that Sentra's impugning your character maliciously, which is worse than any petty insult.

Just keeping us honest...

Uh. Heath Ledger's Joker.

I tend to prefer stories where morality isn't so black and white, though.