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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:55:28 PM »
In other words you just suck at Dark Souls
Are you seriously trying to tell me that if I didn't "suck at Dark Souls", I'd like it?

No, I think you're just another upset fanboy. Girl. Whatever the fuck you are.
You're just sad that someone's bad-talking your favorite game.  :'(

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:52:17 PM »
Rage quitting at the tutorial =/= playing the game.
If the tutorial gave me no reason to continue playing... then, there you go. The game gave me no reason to continue playing.

What I learned about the game is that the game is about getting fucked over in one way or another. So, yeah, wow, way to completely disincentivize the entire game for me. I don't get catharsis from finally beating some big fucking cocksucker after my fiftieth try. All I get from that is, "Wow, that was a massive waste of my time." And I only get two things for all my efforts: Jack and shit; and Jack left town.

The game appears to be difficult for the sake of being difficult. That's not intelligent game design.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:41:03 PM »
Even if I was the greatest Dark Souls player in the universe, I'd still hate it.

The argument from skill has to be the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:37:38 PM »
Yeah, because who could ever dislike Dark Souls? BEST GAME EVER ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS

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The Flood / Re: Who would you choose?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:26:35 PM »
No, 'cause I don't like treating women like sex objects. Sorry.
So you're  a faggot?
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And, Game of Thrones sucks.
>Being this faggot
Yeah, you're probably the worst user, ever.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck did you guys do to your usernames?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:18:14 PM »
I'd be okay if we just got rid of the ability to change usernames.
One system I like is that only moderators can change usernames, so if you want to change yours you have to ask them personally and thus can't change it to anything at any time.
I've been on a forum that had that kind of system. I like that.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like me?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:15:33 PM »
I can tell just by your avatar, your title-bar, your username, and your syntax that I do not like you.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:14:21 PM »
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When I say "pointless," I don't mean it literally; I'm using it as hyperbole.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:10:16 PM »
I disagree. All games are pointless. Some have more of a point than others.

When I say "pointless," I don't mean it literally; I'm using it as hyperbole.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion about me?
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:09:40 PM »
I barely know you.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:08:26 PM »
All of those games are pointless and stupid.
To you.

I don't give a FUCK what you think.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:05:11 PM »
And how can a game be pointless? By that logic everything about the industry is pointless and might as well not exist.
Glad you're catching on!

The games I do like are at least fun to play and don't have you shooting at things in the first person, because that's the most done-to-death genre ever and I want to fucking destroy it. Anyway:

Pokémon. Zelda. Ratchet & Clank. Street Fighter. LittleBigPlanet. Crystalis. Ehrgeiz. Jade Cocoon. Old-school Castlevania. Super Smash Bros. Fuck, even shit like Guitar Hero, old school Sonic, and Yu-Gi-Oh!: Duelist of the Roses. Fucking Spider-Man 2.

Can't play any of that shit on PC, unless you pirate, which I'm completely against.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:50:15 PM »
Kerbal Space Program - Stupid, pointless, and boring as fuck.
Arma 2 - I fucking HATE FPS games.
Arma 3 - Ditto.
The Witcher - Boring, mindless, pointless.
Garry's Mod - Pointless.
Planetside 2 - OH BOY ANOTHER FPS GAME I WONDER HOW IT PLAYS
DayZ - OH BOY ANOTHER FPS GAME I WONDER HOW IT PLAYS
Civilization Beyond Earth - Extremely, mind-numblingly boring.

Go on then, Mr Objectivity.
*yawn*

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:35:10 PM »
Name me one good game on Steam, and I will shoot it the fuck down every time.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:28:37 PM »
"I have no argument; You win."

You lose.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:20:00 PM »
It doesn't.

There are NO good games on Steam.

None.

I can't even say anything like, "Oh, well, there's a few, but PS3 has more."

I can't say that.

Because Steam has nothing.
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Considering what you get? You mean underpowered, outdated consoles?
I'll play fucking NES and Super Nintendo, kid. Don't give me that outdated shit.
It doesn't matter.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:15:20 PM »
-Steam Sales
-Games are always being discounted on Steam, GoG is always having sales and discounts, Humble Bundles from Origin etc etc
-Free games
-No fee to play online
There's no fee on PS3, and PS3 has better games.

Steam doesn't have jack shit.

Console is cheaper, especially considering what you get.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:04:41 PM »
I'm 100% positive that every PC gamer already own a TV.
PC gaming is cheaper.
And something that allows the television to display the computer's shit?

And no, it isn't. I don't spend more than ten dollars on games, because I don't buy games new. You probably just steal games.

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The Flood / Re: Do you think atheists realize how edgy they look?
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:00:08 PM »
Edgy =/= incorrect
No, as soon as something is called "edgy", that makes it the most undesirable possible thing, ever. That's why it's the ultimate trump card when it comes to arguments. Just call them "edgy", and you win instantly.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
I would never in my life want to be playing Street Fighter while hunched over my computer.

Try a couch and a television.
You can play a gaming PC like a console, you pleb.
Plug it into your TV, plug in a controller and you're set.
"Buy extra shit so you can do something you could already do, but cheaper."

You're an idiot.
and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC
Plenty of fightsticks marketed for consoles can be plugged into a PC's USB.
Oh. Well, whatever, PC gaming still sucks.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:47:32 PM »
I would never in my life want to be playing Street Fighter while hunched over my computer.

Try a couch and a television.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM »
Even though console is objectively better for playing fighting games?
How?
Because you need a good computer to run it, which is a hassle and a waste of money, and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC.

Not to mention, you'd need a PRETTY BIG FUCKING DISPLAY on your PC in order to help you see everything that's going on the screen.

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Gaming / Re: SFV Cross-Platform
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:40:10 PM »
Even though console is objectively better for playing fighting games? (Not to mention everything else.)

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:14:28 PM »
]Unforgiving =/= bad
The game doesn't hold your hand, and that's a good thing.

I bet you complain that racing games have cars and that FPS games have guns too.
Too bad I don't.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck did you guys do to your usernames?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:29:39 PM »
I'd be okay if we just got rid of the ability to change usernames.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:28:16 PM »
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The game is designed to be unforgiving.
The game is designed to be bad? Well, okay, but don't pretend that it's good, then.
Wait, in Sen's Fortress?
I don't knooow. I'm not a Dark Souls fan. I think it's like, right after the tutorial part. The first area you get to after the tutorial, or maybe it's still the tutorial. I don't know. There was a staircase boulder trap, and even if it is avoidable, it shouldn't be there.

All the traps should be developer made and done without messages. Like in a good game. Zelda, for fuck's sake, has all kinds of traps that are difficult to avoid, but don't need the cheap "GO IN THIS ROOM" shit.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:22:10 PM »
In that case you are either not telling the truth, or there was something very wrong with your game. I just played through that part of the game again to be sure, and the only message there is the one telling you that tapping the B button makes you backstep.
You don't remember the staircase, and then the message telling you to go up it. And then a boulder falls on you. I don't know, I can't really make something like that up. It's too stupid and unnecessary.
"This game doesn't hold my hand so it sucks"
"I can't read, so I suck."
Yes, you do.

Fuck games that don't throw unavoidable shit at you. They're just holding your hand.
That's the game. You have to stay on your toes.
Then I hate it. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

You can teach players to stay on their toes in more intelligent, fair ways. Dark Souls is just a piece of shit.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:18:00 PM »
Welp, that's not the area I'm talking about.

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The Flood / Re: .999 =/= 1
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:13:35 PM »
It's supposed to be .999-repeating, not .999.
That's the joke.
Are you sure he was joking?
Yeah, it's rather obvious... You new?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Fans?
« on: December 06, 2014, 02:12:10 PM »
You're full of shit. The developers don't leave misleading messages.
Technically it wasn't "misleading" because I believe all it said was to go up the stairs, but it didn't say anything about it being safe to go up the stairs.

That's still a fucking stupid trick regardless.

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