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46921
« on: December 06, 2014, 06:12:41 PM »
I wouldn't be surprised if you tried to kill the tutorial demon with the broken sword. ...The big thing? No. Do you even have a sword at that point? You're just supposed to run away from it. Apparently there was a hint that told you to just run away from it, but I never read that--I just knew that I wasn't gonna be able to fight it. but no inuitive game design is too much for dark souls we gotta have these messages that tell you precisely what to do (and sometimes they trick you into doing things because LOL I TROL U LELELEL)
46922
« on: December 06, 2014, 06:09:52 PM »
You will be much happier charging at orks but that's what i'm doing right now ohhhhh shitHey, you hear about that Dark Souls game? Shit sucks.
46923
« on: December 06, 2014, 06:07:15 PM »
lol the boulder in the tutorial killed you It actually didn't. lol you're illiterate
46924
« on: December 06, 2014, 06:05:25 PM »
No you're just upset that you couldn't get through a tutorial of a game and are throwing a temper tantrum. Maybe you should stick to simpler games like Spyro if challenges upset you. hey look there's a message that says i should go through a door even though it's obviously a trick let me just bypass it entirely oh shit that was such a big challenge blood sweat and tears went into that one wow what an intelligently designed and challenging game that's fun to play 10/10/10/10
46925
« on: December 06, 2014, 06:00:11 PM »
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46926
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:59:10 PM »
(who even gives a shit about that?) apparently every single dark souls fanbrat in this thread
46927
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:55:28 PM »
In other words you just suck at Dark Souls Are you seriously trying to tell me that if I didn't "suck at Dark Souls", I'd like it? No, I think you're just another upset fanboy. Girl. Whatever the fuck you are. You're just sad that someone's bad-talking your favorite game. 
46928
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:52:17 PM »
Rage quitting at the tutorial =/= playing the game. If the tutorial gave me no reason to continue playing... then, there you go. The game gave me no reason to continue playing. What I learned about the game is that the game is about getting fucked over in one way or another. So, yeah, wow, way to completely disincentivize the entire game for me. I don't get catharsis from finally beating some big fucking cocksucker after my fiftieth try. All I get from that is, "Wow, that was a massive waste of my time." And I only get two things for all my efforts: Jack and shit; and Jack left town. The game appears to be difficult for the sake of being difficult. That's not intelligent game design.
46929
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:41:03 PM »
Even if I was the greatest Dark Souls player in the universe, I'd still hate it.
The argument from skill has to be the stupidest shit I've ever heard.
46930
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:37:38 PM »
Yeah, because who could ever dislike Dark Souls? BEST GAME EVER ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS
46931
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:26:35 PM »
No, 'cause I don't like treating women like sex objects. Sorry. So you're a faggot?And, Game of Thrones sucks. >Being this faggot
Yeah, you're probably the worst user, ever.
46932
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:18:14 PM »
I'd be okay if we just got rid of the ability to change usernames. One system I like is that only moderators can change usernames, so if you want to change yours you have to ask them personally and thus can't change it to anything at any time.
I've been on a forum that had that kind of system. I like that.
46933
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:15:33 PM »
I can tell just by your avatar, your title-bar, your username, and your syntax that I do not like you.
46934
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:14:21 PM »
When I say "pointless," I don't mean it literally; I'm using it as hyperbole.
46935
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:10:16 PM »
I disagree. All games are pointless. Some have more of a point than others.
When I say "pointless," I don't mean it literally; I'm using it as hyperbole.
46936
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:09:40 PM »
I barely know you.
46937
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:08:26 PM »
All of those games are pointless and stupid. To you. I don't give a FUCK what you think.
46938
« on: December 06, 2014, 05:05:11 PM »
And how can a game be pointless? By that logic everything about the industry is pointless and might as well not exist. Glad you're catching on! The games I do like are at least fun to play and don't have you shooting at things in the first person, because that's the most done-to-death genre ever and I want to fucking destroy it. Anyway: Pokémon. Zelda. Ratchet & Clank. Street Fighter. LittleBigPlanet. Crystalis. Ehrgeiz. Jade Cocoon. Old-school Castlevania. Super Smash Bros. Fuck, even shit like Guitar Hero, old school Sonic, and Yu-Gi-Oh!: Duelist of the Roses. Fucking Spider-Man 2. Can't play any of that shit on PC, unless you pirate, which I'm completely against.
46939
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:50:15 PM »
Kerbal Space Program - Stupid, pointless, and boring as fuck.
Arma 2 - I fucking HATE FPS games.
Arma 3 - Ditto.
The Witcher - Boring, mindless, pointless.
Garry's Mod - Pointless.
Planetside 2 - OH BOY ANOTHER FPS GAME I WONDER HOW IT PLAYS
DayZ - OH BOY ANOTHER FPS GAME I WONDER HOW IT PLAYS
Civilization Beyond Earth - Extremely, mind-numblingly boring.
Go on then, Mr Objectivity. *yawn*
46940
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:35:10 PM »
Name me one good game on Steam, and I will shoot it the fuck down every time.
46941
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:28:37 PM »
"I have no argument; You win."
You lose.
46942
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:20:00 PM »
It doesn't. There are NO good games on Steam. None. I can't even say anything like, "Oh, well, there's a few, but PS3 has more." I can't say that. Because Steam has nothing. Considering what you get? You mean underpowered, outdated consoles? I'll play fucking NES and Super Nintendo, kid. Don't give me that outdated shit. It doesn't matter.
46943
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:15:20 PM »
-Steam Sales
-Games are always being discounted on Steam, GoG is always having sales and discounts, Humble Bundles from Origin etc etc
-Free games
-No fee to play online There's no fee on PS3, and PS3 has better games. Steam doesn't have jack shit. Console is cheaper, especially considering what you get.
46944
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:04:41 PM »
I'm 100% positive that every PC gamer already own a TV.
PC gaming is cheaper. And something that allows the television to display the computer's shit? And no, it isn't. I don't spend more than ten dollars on games, because I don't buy games new. You probably just steal games.
46945
« on: December 06, 2014, 04:00:08 PM »
Edgy =/= incorrect No, as soon as something is called "edgy", that makes it the most undesirable possible thing, ever. That's why it's the ultimate trump card when it comes to arguments. Just call them "edgy", and you win instantly.
46946
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
I would never in my life want to be playing Street Fighter while hunched over my computer.
Try a couch and a television.
You can play a gaming PC like a console, you pleb.
Plug it into your TV, plug in a controller and you're set.
"Buy extra shit so you can do something you could already do, but cheaper." You're an idiot. and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC
Plenty of fightsticks marketed for consoles can be plugged into a PC's USB.
Oh. Well, whatever, PC gaming still sucks.
46947
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:47:32 PM »
I would never in my life want to be playing Street Fighter while hunched over my computer.
Try a couch and a television.
46948
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:42:44 PM »
Even though console is objectively better for playing fighting games? How?
Because you need a good computer to run it, which is a hassle and a waste of money, and last I checked, they don't make sticks for PC. Not to mention, you'd need a PRETTY BIG FUCKING DISPLAY on your PC in order to help you see everything that's going on the screen.
46949
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:40:10 PM »
Even though console is objectively better for playing fighting games? (Not to mention everything else.)
46950
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:14:28 PM »
]Unforgiving =/= bad
The game doesn't hold your hand, and that's a good thing.
I bet you complain that racing games have cars and that FPS games have guns too.
Too bad I don't.
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