Okay. Let me guess. There's also not a lot of pictures in your house of you. As in, you just aren't in very many photographs. Maybe, at the most, there's two or three.

Nah, I'd say there's a healthy amount. But I avoid looking at those, too. If I do, I can't stop staring, and I get this awful, kafkaesque feeling. Especially the older the photo is, because in those ones, I'm actually smiling.

Are you asocial, or antisocial?

This. There IS a difference.

I've only been offered alcohol once, from this cute girl I hung out with in Germany while I was there. I declined it for a plethora of reasons (1. I don't drink alcohol, 2. I do not drink alcohol, 3. If I was caught drinking alcohol by my counselors, I'd be sent home, because despite being in Germany, I still had to adhere to American laws to "set a good standard for Americans." What a crock of shit).

There was virtually no chance of me getting caught, and it probably would've made for an even better experience (regardless, I still had one of the best times of my life over there). It's not like I would have gotten piss drunk. Whenever I think about it again it makes me feel sad.

I wouldn't say I'm awkward or asocial--I can function in social situations, but if I lock myself up in my room and never go out (which I do pretty often, especially now that I'm in college) I sort of forget how people work. It's not an innate part of my psyche, though. If I had any propensity to be more social, I'd be more social.

usually it asks you if you want to "resend the data"

i guess it didn't for you

i was trying to come up with a kongregate username, when the CAPTCHA in the sign-up page caught my eye: "verbatem"

i thought that sounded cool, and it wasn't taken, so i went with it

later i discovered that it was actually a misspelling of the word "verbatim", which is actually an adjective meaning "in exactly the same words used," or simply "word for word"

that, and it contained a large number of favorable traits
- it sounds cool
- it abbreviates easily to "verb"
- it starts with my favorite letter
- it's reflexive of the theme of language arts, which i specialize in

so it was basically destiny

and it has also been my favorite word ever
which sounds vain, but it's actually not, 'cause i didn't choose the word; the word chose me

the only downside is that "verbatim" is actually a company that makes blank CDs and flash drives and memory sticks and stuff like that, so i'd probably have legal issues if i tried using it as a pseudonym if i ever became a music artist

I like Andrew Garfield, but gosh, he was no Spider-Man.

I think the two real motivating sources are "hungry" and "horny".

Fear is just a caveat, and love... really isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It's just lust (horny) with a bunch of feel-good, almost mystical nonsense. Something I would just lump into "horny".

what is it, a baseball mitt?

Tastes like bubble gum and vanilla with carbonation. It's delicious.

right

i don't think i even have it in my area

I compulsively hide shit.

this is one of those scenarios where i'd instead opt to use the word "stuff" rather than "shit"

they're not mine, and they're DEFINITELY not beats lol

i'm using these headphones that accentuate the background, like, rhythm instruments as opposed to the lead instruments

like the bass, but like, other stuff too

percussion and vocals are drowned out a little

i think this is what kids consider "good" these days, right

i also got leia
even though i chose the lightsaber? whatever

and i'm part of the rebel alliance
that was once boring ass quiz though

I liked them too. Not AS MUCH as the original trilogy, but they aren't dirt.

The Old Republic is just, fantastic though.

well, the other part was the lifeless fanboys who would act like the EU was gospel truth, and not a horid hodge-podge mess of un-peer-reviewed garbage that doesn't account for the hundreds of inevitable in-laden contradictions and internal inconsistencies incurred from creating all this extra crap in the films' periphery

and that's not the even annoying part

the annoying part being--every lifeless fanboy nerd expects you to know everything about the EU, so when you question stuff like the funny-looking lightsaber in the episode 7 trailer, you have all these whiny nerds jumping down your throat saying shit like, "IF YOU PLAYED STAR WARS COCK SQUADRON 5 (some shitty-ass game made in 1567 that no one played, or some boring and poorly written book written by some nobody), YOU'D KNOW WHY HE HAS THAT LIGHTSABRE"

ugggghhhh

Now the EU's not canon anymore, though. So, HA-HA. FUCK YOU.
(Well, not you, but... you know what I mean)